Collection of Science Jokes P2

In summary: Usually it's been commentated as being 'real'. Actually the joke dates back to the 30's and whether it's real or not cannot be said anymore.
  • #36
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  • #37
1oldman2 said:
Okay "I got one". Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding and the officer asks, do you know how fast you were going? no replies Heisenberg but I knew exactly where I was.

That's the short version of this one ...

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  • #38
davenn said:

Can you explain this? I diddn't understand...
 
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Garlic said:
I was referring to the other joke, with graphs.
Ah. I didn't click on the attachment in your reply.
 
  • #42
fresh_42 said:
The shortest math joke: Be ##ε < 0##.

Don't quit your day job...
 
  • #43
Garlic said:
I was referring to the other joke, with graphs.

its about the different views of the data interpretation :smile:
Dave
 
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  • #47
The universe is made up of protons, neutrons, electrons and morons!
 
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Theorem: The hyperbolic partial differential equation of waves has a solution.
Proof: Let us first introduce the standard short-hand notation for the d'Alembert operator
$$\frac{1}{c^2}\frac{\partial^2}{\partial t^2}-\frac{\partial^2}{\partial x^2}-\frac{\partial^2}{\partial y^2}-\frac{\partial^2}{\partial z^2} \equiv \Box$$
 
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  • #49
What's an anagram of Banach-Tarski? Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski.

What does the B stand for in Benoit B. Mandelbrot? Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
 
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  • #50
The primary reason Bourbaki stopped writing books was the realization that Lang was one single person.
 
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DennisN said:
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Oh I know this guy and love his movies. He looked great 10 years ago.
 
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DennisN said:
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This isn't quite as daft as it sounds, if you replace "all his body functions" with "his heart". That's what a defibrillator does: the device that you see in medical dramas applying an electric shock across someone's chest to revive them. The shock doesn't restart a stopped heart, as is often implied by the drama; it stops a misfiring heart, and then the stopped heart automatically reboots.
 
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  • #58
Found this in my wallet!

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It says science :D
 
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  • #59
Greg Bernhardt said:
Found this in my wallet! ...
That would certainly herald a new era of economics.
 
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DennisN said:
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This doesn't make sense for a Ph.D. The original joke was "Why God never got tenure."
 
  • #61
Oh, look a science joke thread. I love a good science joke, but no one understands whenever I tell them :(

This joke is an exceptionally corny joke I read while studying math:

A: What is the integral of 1/cabin?
B: "Log cabin"
A: Nope--house boat. You for got the "C".
 
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Greg Bernhardt said:
Found this in my wallet!
Did you also find a red pen?
 
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mfb said:
Did you also find a red pen?
ha ha ha :biggrin:
 
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ProfuselyQuarky said:
This joke is an exceptionally corny joke I read while studying math:

A: What is the integral of 1/cabin?
B: "Log cabin"
A: Nope--house boat. You for got the "C".

Don't forget your [itex] d \mathrm{cabin} [/itex]. :wink:
 
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  • #65
Haha, right :smile:

So what dwelling place would that represent? :biggrin:
 
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ProfuselyQuarky said:
Haha, right :smile:

So what dwelling place would that represent? :biggrin:
Right. "C" is pronounced "sea." :smile:
 
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Steven Hawking threw a party for time travelers. Nobody showed up, as he sent the invitations a year after.
 
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What's your favorite science pun/joke? Just 4 the lolz...

Source:http://www.inorganicventures.com/fun-chemists

So...

Q:
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
 
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Knock Knock
Who's There
Doctor
 
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