Collection of Science Jokes P2

[fresh_42]

I find this one very telling when it comes to the actual size of the universe, resp. our little corner here:
https://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/mission/status/
The term "interstellar" is, which I find, a bit misleading, as they are still in the range of SDOs and far (thousands of years away) from entering the Oort cloud.

 

[mfb]

Proxima Centauri is 1900 times more distant than Voyager 1.

 

[DennisN]

The joke is how short our lives are in comparison to the cosmos.

More on the comet/asteroid/meteor theme...

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

and on the same these ...

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

hahaha

 

[OCR]

Lol... .

 

[DennisN]

hahaha

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[DennisN]

An answer which is in a state of superposition:

 

[jack action]

 

[davenn]

a couple of astro related ones

 

[rootone]

Two neutrinos go into the error bar ...

 

[DennisN]

 

[Borg]

Saw this on another site that I frequent.

 

[DennisN]

Saw this on another site that I frequent.

The wheelchair camera was rolling...

 

[DrGreg]

Oh well, here we go...

WATSON: Name a canal in your body.
HOLMES: Alimentary, my dear Watson.

WATSON: Name a tree with yellow fruit.
HOLMES: A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

WATSON: How would you describe a yellow door?
HOLMES: A lemon entry, my dear Watson.

WATSON: What's another name for the periodic table?
HOLMES: Element tree, my dear Watson.
(Not a very good name, as it isn't a tree.)

 

[mjc123]

My favourite:
Watson: "In a North Mexican fashion"?
Holmes: A la Monterrey, my dear Watson.

 

[Psinter]

Avoid teenage plant pregnancy by covering your flower's anthers.

Also... don't go showing your stigma. Society demands flower decency.

 

[Psinter]

Source

Dammit.

 

[davenn]

 

[collinsmark]

[Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/science-jokes]

 

[collinsmark]

[Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/oops]

 

[davenn]

 

[nuuskur]

He's 0 K now haha

 

[davenn]

one particularly for my fellow Australians

 

[mfb]

Can be used for entertainment, but also as weapon against the launch pad.

 

[fresh_42]

Can be used for entertainment, but also as weapon against the launch pad.

I thought for impact defense!

 

[Demystifier]

When you use a circular argument, but you are unable to see where exactly your logical error is.

 

[davenn]

When you use a circular argument, but you are unable to see where exactly your logical error is.

LOL that has my eyes spinning

 

[Ibix]

When you use a circular argument, but you are unable to see where exactly your logical error is.
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That's really difficult to look at. It's so clearly a spiral, even once you've worked out it isn't.

 

[Bikash Kumar Das]

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[256bits]

The rings are slowly rotating in opposite directions.

 

[davenn]

 

[Demystifier]