Collection of Science Jokes P2

[Ibix]

Anyone in favour of eugenics should be forbidden to reproduce.

 

[Klystron]

I know there are experienced skywatchers and amateur astronomers on PF, so I ask for some help:
Where can I find the Samsung Galaxy in the night sky?

An illustrious cluster member of the Appliance Sector known for microwave emissions...

plus tasty meals.

It's actually a super-cluster.

 

[fresh_42]

An illustrious cluster member of the Appliance Sector known for microwave emissions & tasty meals.
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Looks a bit as if ALF was using it for his favorite meal.

 

[Keith_McClary]

An illustrious cluster member of the Appliance Sector known for microwave emissions...
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Turns out, it's in Oz:
Microwave oven baffled astronomers for decades

Alternate answer, a bit west of the Subaru constellation.

 

[fresh_42]

Why do we order round pizza in a square box and eat them as triangles?

 

[Klystron]

Why do we order round pizza in a square box and eat them as triangles?

So, order a rectangular pizza and munch little rectangles. Watch the sharp corners!

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[Bandersnatch]

 

[davenn]

 

[Stavros Kiri]

Why do we order round pizza in a square box and eat them as triangles?

Because you cut the round pizza in the square box and you get the triangles(~...). If you don't want to eat them I will! ...

 

[Borg]

I'm sure that someone can help.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[mfb]

I think every strong claim needs data...

 

[fresh_42]

I think every strong claim needs data...

I think every claim needs data...

 

[fresh_42]

What is the difference between a philosopher and a mathematician?
To work, the mathematician needed paper, a pencil and a wastepaper basket.
The philosopher does not need the basket ...

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

Mathematics was much easier when the numbers had not yet aligned with the letters.

 

[mfb]

That is chemistry.

Spoiler

C₂H₆O etc.

 

[Borg]

From one of my favorite comics - Tom the Dancing Bug.

 

[jim mcnamara]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

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It has been posted before in this thread.

 

[collinsmark]

It has been posted before in this thread.

Yeah, it's post #661. But I think it's good enough for a repeat.

 

[nuuskur]

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I sang the lyrics as I read them

 

[davenn]

Astronomers will get this one ...

 

[Ibix]

I sang the lyrics as I read them

He'd like to wear a rainbow every day?

 

[Wrichik Basu]

Yeah, it's post #661. But I think it's good enough for a repeat.

You searched through all the pages to find that out?

 

[davenn]

 

[Borg]

I've seen a couple of PF threads where that could have been helpful.

 

[Ibix]

I must say that learning the fluid dynamics of flight didn't actually convince me it wasn't magic...

 

[nuuskur]

Based on the sktech, for some reason, there is significantly more important magic at work on the right wing, but not on the left wing.

 

[Bandersnatch]

I think it says wing tip magic is more important than wing flap magic.

 

[davenn]

Based on the sktech, for some reason, there is significantly more important magic at work on the right wing, but not on the left wing.

not so much the right rather than the left wing, but the leading edge of the wing compared to the trailing edge

I think it says wing tip magic is more important than wing flap magic.

exactly

 

[DrClaude]

I think it says wing tip magic is more important than wing flap magic.

Which one is Bernoulli?