Collection of Science Jokes P2

In summary: Usually it's been commentated as being 'real'. Actually the joke dates back to the 30's and whether it's real or not cannot be said anymore.
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BillTre said:
I think the get part is already wrong.
 
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BillTre said:
Yep but until they find it we are good. No rabbits and no space ships.
Actually space ships would be easier to explain, they came, didn't fancy it so went back.
Rabbits a little harder.
 
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pinball1970 said:
No rabbits [...]
Rabbits a little harder.
Huh? No rabbits? :oldconfused:

I know rabbits are hard to keep out and, apparently, the Great Wall of China was built by Emperor Nasi Goreng to "keep out the rabbits", but I'm not sure that applies here. (?)
 
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strangerep said:
Huh? No rabbits? :oldconfused:

I know rabbits are hard to keep out and, apparently, the Great Wall of China was built by Emperor Nasi Goreng to "keep out the rabbits", but I'm not sure that applies here. (?)
I was using a quote from J B S Haldane
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precambrian_rabbit
 
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Joseph Priestley discovered oxygen in 1771. What were they breathing before?
 
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fresh_42 said:
Joseph Priestley discovered oxygen in 1771. What were they breathing before?
Air.
 
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BillTre said:
Usually it has milk though right?

I'm just happy that my coffee filters are gluten free.

 
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I resemble that remark...
 
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Why do power lines hum?
Because they don't know the words.
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
Why do power lines hum?
Because they don't know the words.
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Actually not a joke, this is what google really gives when you type: "integral of exp(-x^2)".
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Demystifier said:
Actually not a joke, this is what google really gives when you type: "integral of exp(-x^2)".
But Google is the joke.
 
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This is why you type it in Wolfram Alpha instead ...
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BillTre said:
Ooh. I just did that! It was Webb and I could not get on NASA. The video maker is knowledgeable.
 
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Chemistry made easy...

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davenn said:
Warning: do not look directly into lens while toy is on. May cause eye damage, injury or death.
 
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DrClaude said:
La-Ra-YAG ?

yeah, I would be skeptical too :wink:
 
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