Collection of Science Jokes P2

In summary: Usually it's been commentated as being 'real'. Actually the joke dates back to the 30's and whether it's real or not cannot be said anymore.
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To boldly go where a few hundred others have gone before.
 
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From this tweet.

Some more from the replies to the above tweet:
  • A Regulated supply of Electronics engineers
  • A set of Set Theorists
  • A chord of string theorists.
  • An assembly of compiler designers.
  • A culture of microbiologists (or a colony)
  • A bouquet of botanists
  • ... and so on.
 
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Schrödinger's cat joke #368:

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Where the Stupid People are:

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Hamiltonian299792458 said:
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Am I missing something?
EDIT: I was just seeing the JPG filename.
 
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We are missing non-zero entries in that matrix.
 
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Who said squaring the circle was impossible?

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fresh_42 said:
Who said squaring the circle was impossible?

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Gives a new meaning to "das Runde muss ins Eckige" ("the round one has to go into the angled/square one", originally referring to the round ball that has to go into the rectangular goal).
 
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mfb said:
Gives a new meaning to "das Runde muss ins Eckige" ("the round one has to go into the angled/square one", originally referring to the round ball that has to go into the rectangular goal).
Or as our American users would say: The egg must go between the suspenders.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Or as our American users say: The egg must go between the suspenders.
WITW? I missed the memo, I guess...
 
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berkeman said:
WITW? I missed the memo, I guess...
 
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Demystifier said:
That one class he skipped back when in quantum physics probabilities and Bells theorem would have come in handy now, the guy's thinking.
 
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Demystifier said:

If you were to force me to pick from {a,b,c,d} randomly, of course I'd get it wrong. So the answer I would choose, logically, is 0%. And even if I were to have chosen 0%, randomly, then 0% would have still have been the wrong answer, logically, thus 0% is the right answer. And that doesn't contradict the fact that it wouldn't be if I were to have chosen it randomly, which I didn't. Does it?
 
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Jarvis323 said:
Does it?
The logical paradox arises from self-reference ("... this question ..."), similarly to the liar paradox or Russell's antinomy.
 
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Life on Mars is confirmed!

Nasa received a message:

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It's an absolute nightmare, Mars has more abandoned vehicles than the total road surface can carry.
 
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