Collection of Science Jokes P2

[BillTre]

A combo Science and Lame joke!

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[mfb]

100% end up dying if you wait long enough.

 

[BillTre]

 

[kuruman]

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Better yet, you can eat two or three or as many pis that you want and the sin would still be zero.

 

[mfb]

$\sin(\pi e) \approx 0.774$

 

[jbriggs444]

$\sin(\pi e) \approx 0.774$

$\sin \frac{3 \pi}{2} = -1$.

If you and your girlfriend split three pies, that should leave you with a free sin to spend somehow.

 

[mfb]

"RIP the surface of Mars"

https://xkcd.com/2564/

 

[Arjan82]

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"RIP the surface of Mars"

https://xkcd.com/2564/

It's so close to being fully deployed... Exited!

 

[sysprog]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Hornbein]

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Dealing with geometric algebra++. (No more pseudovectors.)

GA is catching on in computer graphics as easier to work with than the dual of quaternions.

 

[sysprog]

@Hornbein, taking GA to mean geometric algebra, maybe working with voxels is GA enough for 3D computer graphics.

 

[DaveC426913]

Personally, I'm more than a little alarmed about the Omicron infection function's apparent ability to travel backward in time...

 

[kuruman]

Personally, I'm more than a little alarmed about the Omicron infection function's apparent ability to travel backward in time...View attachment 295660

Why are you alarmed? If the infection has the ability to travel backward in time, then the worst has already happened.

 

[sysprog]

 

[sysprog]

If evolution is true, why don't we see animals change into other animals right away?

John Smith

They do. Here we see a cat instantly change into a giant vicious bear killer.

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

I recently heard about a novel in which Shrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross-country adventure. So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy.

The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

 

[sysprog]

 

[Keith_McClary]

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[sysprog]

But @Keith_McClary, that waters down the joke.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jrmichler]

In the 1970's, the Pail and Shovel Party won the student government election at University of Wisconsin - Madison. They made three campaign promises:

Cover Bascom Hill with pink flamingos
Bring the Statue of Liberty to Lake Mendota
Party till the money was gone.

Probably the only case in history where a political party fulfilled every campaign promise.

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

Yeah - that'll give him a shock after that kind of behaviour.

 

[darth boozer]

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Only if you're using radians!

 

[sysprog]

Only if you're using radians!

Yes, but even otherwise, the sin of pi is of practically negligible degree.

 

[fresh_42]

Yes, but even otherwise, the sin of pi is of practically negligible degree.

I don't think that any religion ever put a sin on pie.

 

[darth boozer]

Cards for cosmologists:
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and astronomers:
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Astrologers not astronomers!

 

[Hamiltonian]

A Neutrino walks through a bar.

 

[jack action]

 

[Arjan82]