Collection of Science Jokes P2

[fresh_42]

... what?

There is no such thing, and the LHC cannot even be switched on with people in the ring.

Oops.

 

[davenn]

Oops.

results of a black hole that escaped

 

[fresh_42]

results of a black hole that escaped

Seems it all started in a garage ... and ended there.

 

[davenn]

( yes I know there is a date issue ... for the sake of a giggle, live with it )

 

[Stavros Kiri]

View attachment 114643( yes I know there is a date issue ... for the sake of a giggle, live with it )

Are these main-stream peer-reviewed discoveries? Please provide valid reference. Lol

 

[Buckleymanor]

Talking about date issue.
Bought some rocket salad a couple of days ago it went off before I could eat it.

 

[dkotschessaa]

Talking about date issue.
Bought some rocket salad a couple of days ago it went off before I could eat it.

I had the Chef's salad. Man he was pissed.

(Yes, not a science joke, but I had to reply...)

-Dave K

 

[fresh_42]

I had the Chef's salad. Man he was pissed.

(Yes, not a science joke, but I had to reply...)

-Dave K

Won't happen to me. I prefer Waldorf salad

 

[mfb]

I can't eat mixed salad.

I'm on a low-entropy diet.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

I had the Chef's salad. Man he was pissed.

"Caesar" is mad too ...

I'm on a low-entropy diet.

Good one! Lol

 

[fresh_42]

I'm on a low-entropy diet.

Currently, the theory that carbohydrate and protein rich foods should be eaten separately is considered "unfounded" because it ignores the fact that carbohydrate rich foods contain significant amounts of protein.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hay_diet#Studies

 

[mfb]

Another example for the list of "no matter how hard you try, you can't make up things so crazy that no one did that before".

 

[Stavros Kiri]

Another example for the list of "no matter how hard you try, you can't make up things so crazy that no one did that before".

Why? I didn't see the term

low-entropy diet

anywhere there or elsewhere! ...
So I think you have the franchise on that ... and you will be quoted thereafter! ...

Because just "Food Combining Diet" and "Food Combinations" is an old and somewhat different kind of story, with several approaches and theories (not just the ones mentioned there in the wiki ref), some very new and modern ones too ...
[Believe it or not I am somewhat of an "expert" in Nutrition ...]

 

[mfb]

Google finds "low-entropy diet" literally in some "cure cancer" crackpot environments..

 

[DrGreg]

Bought some rocket salad a couple of days ago it went off before I could eat it.

Salad hygiene. How difficult can that be? It's not rocket science!

 

[Stavros Kiri]

Google finds "low-entropy diet" literally in some "cure cancer" crackpot environments..

If we don't take it down to the molecular level, in terms of food combinations it would mean (as ~ in your original) "to basically eat one type of ingredient or food (organized food)".
Then of course you starve to death! ... which would definitely increase the entropy ... Ooops!

 

[nikkkom]

> is there a clear answer?

How would you know if there were?

I would measure absorption of 400-800nm light by any available answers. If I find one with very low absorption, then that answer is clear.

 

[Ostrados]

 

[ChrisVer]

I would measure absorption of 400-800nm light by any available answers. If I find one with very low absorption, then that answer is clear.

sorry, but your wavelength range is not right...

 

[rootone]

Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar and doesn’t.

 

[jobyts]

What do we want? TIME MACHINES!
When do we want them? DOESN'T MATTER!

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

Basic Science.

 

[rootone]

Basic Science.

I can get the bit about rap and tors, but meh, I'll just have to work on the rest of it.

 

[davenn]

I can get the bit about rap and tors, but meh, I'll just have to work on the rest of it.

velociraptor = a species of dinosaur

playing with a couple of fictitious dinosaur names distaraptor and timeraptor
one can have fun with the sci formula of velocity = distance / time

 

[rootone]

I did get it really

 

[mfb]

I guess the name is not a coincidence.

A distaraptor would walk a lot, and a timeraptor (tempusraptor?) would have a long life?

 

[davenn]

I guess the name is not a coincidence.

A distaraptor would walk a lot, and a timeraptor (tempusraptor?) would have a long life?

hahaha nice response

 

[fresh_42]

There has been Triassic mathematics, too:

Theorem of Pyroraptor for right Triceratops:
Hypselosaurus squared is the sum of the two Lepidus squared.

 

[collinsmark]

Today's xkcd:

Color Pattern

(With mouseover: "When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré")

[Source: https://www.xkcd.com/1814/]

 

[hideelo]

I guess the name is not a coincidence.

A distaraptor would walk a lot, and a timeraptor (tempusraptor?) would have a long life?

I think a more fitting name would be a tempasaurus, which totally ruins the joke but sounds like a thing. Tempasaurus can also be a nickname for a very agitated temp

 

[EnumaElish]

Today's xkcd:

Color Pattern

(With mouseover: "When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré")

[Source: https://www.xkcd.com/1814/]

Love it!

 

[davenn]

 

[mfb]

Come on, it's not brain surgery.

 

[EnumaElish]

Come on, it's not brain surgery.

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