Collection of Science Jokes P2

In summary: Usually it's been commentated as being 'real'. Actually the joke dates back to the 30's and whether it's real or not cannot be said anymore.
  • #3,151
jack action said:
There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the Solar System.
One molecule only has two hydrogen atoms. A drop of water contains many more.
 
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  • #3,152
Baluncore said:
One molecule only has two hydrogen atoms. A drop of water contains many more.
Are you sure you didn't miss the point of the joke?
 
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  • #3,153
strangerep said:
Are you sure you didn't miss the point of the joke?
No.
 
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strangerep said:
Are you sure you didn't miss the point of the joke?
Baluncore said:
No.
<counts negatives on fingers>
 
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  • #3,155
From Facebook today:

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berkeman said:
From Facebook today:
Maybe @chemisttree should consider switching their avatar...? :smile:
 
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A Fourier transform contrasted with Courier transform:

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  • #3,158
George Jones said:
A Fourier transform contrasted with Courier transform:
It is often wrongly assumed, that the shift theorem also applies to the courier transform.

The two transforms are closely related mathematically.
The courier transform takes the 3D spatial harmonics of the rectangular package, then convolutes the package, to remove high frequency spatial harmonics. If the process is repeated, it will finally approximate a sphere, defined only by the fundamentals in the 3 dimensions.
 
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  • #3,159
Here is a surreal transform.

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... run and hide ...
 
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  • #3,160
George Jones said:
A Fourier transform contrasted with Courier transform:
I thought it was this:

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DrGreg said:
I thought it was this:

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Now I get it! That's why people talked so much about Arielle Black! They thought it was time for new Romans.
 
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  • #3,162
Was she the daughter of Omar Serif?
 
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gmax137 said:
Was she the daughter of Omar Serif?
Who knows? Before you could count 1-2-3 she flew away on her Wingdings.
(sounds better in German where "dings "= thingy)
 
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I was going to post about people who ding other cars but I'll pass for now... :olduhh:
 
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My wife said: "I have no idea how the science behind human cloning works."

I said: "That makes two of us."
 
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Howling Wolf has struck again!
 
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  • #3,167
Baluncore said:
One molecule only has two hydrogen atoms. A drop of water contains many more.
Did we ... did we resolve this?

There are indeed more hydrogen atoms in a molecule of water than stars in the entire solar system.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
There are indeed more hydrogen atoms in a molecule of water than stars in the entire solar system.
Well, uhm, is the question of Nemesis really decided, yet?
 
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From FB today:

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BillTre said:
But its the night time that counts!
Yes. The astronomer's day is the night!
 
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Maybe I'm Quantum Physics.jpg
 
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  • #3,176
Baluncore said:
If they were extant, you would still not hear them pee, because reptiles and birds do not pee. They have a cloaca, and so produce a paste, not a liquid, as is evidenced by coprolites.
I have been pissed on by geckos.
 
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  • #3,177
Hornbein said:
I have been pissed on by geckos.
Uh ... I wouldn't brag about it if I were you. :oldlaugh:
 
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Gravity is one of the fundamental forces in the universe.

Without it, you get gravy.
 
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  • #3,180
jack action said:
Gravity is one of the fundamental forces in the universe.

Without it, you get gravy.
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phinds said:
Uh ... I wouldn't brag about it if I were you. :oldlaugh:
All in the interest of scientific truth.
 
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