Collection of Science Jokes P2

In summary: Usually it's been commentated as being 'real'. Actually the joke dates back to the 30's and whether it's real or not cannot be said anymore.
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From Facebook today...

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Ibix said:
That would be Mouses leading his people out of Egypt, I take it.
Thanks for clearing that up! That one went right over my head. I got the Moses, but not the mouses. Which is really the joke.
 
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Not lame enough for the other thread

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From Facebook today...

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Orodruin said:
That’s not ISO standard.

(ISO standard would be 20231231)
MJD 60309
 
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jbriggs444 said:
MJD 60309
That’s not ISO standard either 😏
 
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jbriggs444 said:
MJD 60309
Too long, couldn't memorize.
Just look at the newspaper or computer screen, it's easier. :doh:
 
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From Facebook today; I thought about posting in Lame Jokes, but this is really a science joke... :smile:

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Science jokes are often misplaced in the lame joke bin.
 
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Some may consider math and computer jokes as subsets of science (kind of like STEM).
In that case, I consider the more specific place to put them to be the better one (like test answers).
I think there are two threads on computer or information joke. Confusion is rampant!
 
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LOL, from Facebook today...

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berkeman said:
LOL, from Facebook today...

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Reminds me of the Get Smart intro.
Also two buttons, but only goes up.
 
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circle around their star

Ellipse, technically... :wink:
 
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... that the tilt is back in place, actually.
 
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I would have posted this as a joke, if ...

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... it wasn't so wrong. So let's make it a quiz:

Who can find the error?
 
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