Collection of Science Jokes P2

[BillTre]

Wait, I thought he got Thagomized

That was later, when he messed with the stegosaurs.

 

[fresh_42]

(Source: T-shirt shop: https://www.qwertee.com/shop/tees/schrodinger-s-cat-revenge)

 

[collinsmark]

I think the world could use a series of such books.

(Source [the original source is easier to read]: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5324)

 

[Orodruin]

I think the world could use a series of such books.

View attachment 346600

(Source [the original source is easier to read]: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5324)

Now that’s the kind of book I’d love to write

 

[berkeman]

 

[collinsmark]

 

[Baluncore]

A young Russian politician, in training.

 

[Borg]

Looks like the core to a nuclear bomb.

 

[fresh_42]

Looks like the core to a nuclear bomb.

Yes, that is the only reasonable explanation. I wish we had a photo from a second later.

 

[Baluncore]

I wish we had a photo from a second later.

The negative was overexposed.

That looks like the Demon Core, a plutonium sphere inside an aluminium hemisphere.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core#Second_incident

 

[gmax137]

View attachment 346979

And people said lawn darts were dangerous, SMH ...

 

[jack action]

Yes, that is the only reasonable explanation. I wish we had a photo from a second later.

I've seen this meme somewhere else. It came with a quote: "The game you only win once."

 

[fresh_42]

I've seen this meme somewhere else. It came with a quote: "The game you only win once."

How do they know? No winner has ever been found!

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

View attachment 347041

Oh dear! That took wayyyyyy to long, in the range of a quarter of an hour. Well, at least I could read it this time without a magnifier.

 

[Orodruin]

Oh dear! That took wayyyyyy to long, in the range of a quarter of an hour. Well, at least I could read it this time without a magnifier.

So you were mysteriously transported 15 minutes into the future?!

 

[fresh_42]

So you were mysteriously transported 15 minutes into the future?!

Probably. My major concern, however, is that I have been instantly in the frame of the nerd and couldn't understand her anger.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Bandersnatch]

Fear the Borg. Their resistor is pointless.

 

[jack action]

 

[berkeman]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[DrGreg]

I think I'd exclude

as well, on the grounds that it's a spin-½ system.

Spoiler: I don't get it

When you try to put a USB-A plug into a socket, your first attempt usually fails, so you rotate it 180° and it still fails, so you rotate it a further 180° and it succeeds.

 

[phinds]

I think I'd exclude

as well, on the grounds that it's a spin-½ system.

 

[fresh_42]

I think I'd exclude View attachment 348202 as well, on the grounds that it's a spin-½ system.

Spoiler: I don't get it

When you try to put a USB-A plug into a socket, your first attempt usually fails, so you rotate it 180° and it still fails, so you rotate it a further 180° and it succeeds.

Until you run into compatibility problems with A,B,C.

 

[davenn]

Three guys - a medic, an engineer and an IT guy- are arguing over some beers what was the oldest job in the world (except...well you know).
First comes the medic: Guys, God made Eve from Adam rib! That medical procedure. So surgery was the oldest job in the world!
Second the engineer: Guys, God created order from chaos! That's engineering! So engineering was the oldest job in the world!
The IT guy: Gents, who do you think that created the chaos?!
Have fun and a great weekend

 

[davenn]

saw this one elsewhere
The guy who posted it much be really young
As with many of you here, I was using IBM compatibles long before Win3.1 let alone Win98

Win 98 was a respectable version of the Win OS line up ...
I cant quite remember if it was the first that USB was useable on ?

 

[jbriggs444]

Windows? When I was a kid we programmed in PDP-8 assembly code using an ASR-33 with an acoustic coupler at 110 baud and considered ourselves lucky to have paper tape.

 

[phinds]

Yep.

 

[Orodruin]

saw this one elsewhere
The guy who posted it much be really young
As with many of you here, I was using IBM compatibles long before Win3.1 let alone Win98

View attachment 348250

Win 98 was a respectable version of the Win OS line up ...
I cant quite remember if it was the first that USB was useable on ?

Come on, at least do Windows 3.0 … I remember having to switch 5.25” floppies mid-game in DOS games because the 386 didn’t have a hard drive … and I am not even that old …