Is He the Right Match for Evo?

[tribdog]

Tsu, your dog is short and has a big head. Somehow that makes sense... My bad, this is all about Evo. So let's break this down:
Evo is female
Evo has too much time on her hands [she posts on PF]
Evo thinks she might enjoy male companionship
Evo is not easily satisfied
Evo is idealistic
Evo is complicated
Evo is demanding
Evo is attractive [judging by avatar]
Evo is intelligent [judging by posts]
Evo is athletic [judging by posts]
Evo is sensitive [judging by posts]
Evo is sensual [see above]
I'm not impressed. Perfect women are not that hard to find. I prefer Texans.

you forgot
Evo is out of your league

 

[Evo]

I'm not impressed. Perfect women are not that hard to find. I prefer Texans.

I'm also a Texan, born and raised there.

Yes, polyb, please dance, I need cheering up.

I'm old and tired and clumsy and now I'm a nun and I probably won't be good at that either since I'm agnostic.

 

[tribdog]

remember when you used to ask me to cheer you up? just because I'm taken no reason to forget about me.

 

[Echo 6 Sierra]

you forgot
Evo is out of your league

BURRRRRRN!

 

[Astronuc]

So let's break this down:
Evo is female
Evo has too much time on her hands [she posts on PF]
Evo thinks she might enjoy male companionship
Evo is not easily satisfied
Evo is idealistic
Evo is complicated
Evo is demanding
Evo is attractive [judging by avatar]
Evo is intelligent [judging by posts]
Evo is athletic [judging by posts]
Evo is sensitive [judging by posts]
Evo is sensual [see above]
I'm not impressed. Perfect women are not that hard to find. I prefer Texans.

Chronos, that's a reasonable assessment, but I would have to disagree with your conclusion. Maybe you a spending too much time in space

Evo is a sweet person, fair lady, and fine woman.

Any man should be so fortuate to win the heart of such a lady. The laddies here should be so lucky.

 

[ramollari]

Evo is a sweet person, fair lady, and fine woman.

Any man should be so fortuate to win the heart of such a lady.

My God! I could never be sure of those attributes except if I had more evidence. But she must be intelligent as I've seen from the posts and as I guess from the profession listed in her profile. That would be enough to distinguish her among all the ladies.

 

[Moonbear]

I'm old and tired and clumsy and now I'm a nun and I probably won't be good at that either since I'm agnostic.

I don't think you're allowed to be evil if you're a nun either.

 

[dextercioby]

How about LESBIAN??

Daniel.

P.S.A man who ain't a pervert is a p****.

 

[Evo]

remember when you used to ask me to cheer you up? just because I'm taken no reason to forget about me.

You always cheer me up.

 

[Evo]

I don't think you're allowed to be evil if you're a nun either.

Agnostic nuns can be evil. I now belong to the Holy Order of The Thouroughly Irascible Evil Sisters, or HOTTIES for short.

 

[polyb]

Go EVO, Go EVO, Go, Go, Go Evo!

Yah, yah, yah,that Evo woman, she's so fine!
I only come to phyicsforums when she's online,
Go EVO, Go EVO, Go, Go, Go Evo!

 

[Math Is Hard]

Chronos, that's a reasonable assessment, but I would have to disagree with your conclusion. Maybe you a spending too much time in space

His conclusion meant no offense to Evo - actually he said she was perfect Chronos is only making an attempt to butter me up because he knows I am baking a (seemingly endless) box of cookies for him.
Let's see.. flour, eggs, milk, vanilla, baking soda, sugar, chocolate chips... did I get everything? I don't know for sure because this recipe was REALLY hard to follow!

The Engineer's Recipe for Chocolate Chip Cookies*

1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten
2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite
4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow
triglyceride
5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
6.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
7.) 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic
aldehyde
8.) Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian
albumen-coated protein
9.) 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
10.) 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats
(sieve size #10)

Directions:

To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel
(reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer
coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr,
add ingredients one, two and three with
constant agitation. In a second 2-L reactor
vessel with a radial flow impeller
operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four,
five, six, and seven until the mixture is
homogenous. To reactor #2, add ingredient
eight, followed by three equal volumes of the
homogenous mixture in reactor #1.

Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten
slowly, with constant agitation. Care must be
taken at this point in the reaction to
control any temperature rise that may be the
result of an exothermic reaction.

Using a screw extruder attached to a #4
nodulizer, place the mixture piece-meal on a
316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460K
oven for a period of time that is in
agreement with Frank & Johnston's first
order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55),or
until golden brown. Once the reaction is
complete, place the sheet on a 25C heat-
transfer table, allowing the product to come
to thermal equilibrium. Enjoy!

*from http://food4.epicurious.com/HyperNews/get/archive_swap50801-50900/50812.html

 

[Evo]

Go EVO, Go EVO, Go, Go, Go Evo!

polyb, you're a hoot!

MIH, your cookie recipe sounds, uhm, delicious.

 

[Moonbear]

Don't let tribdog see that recipe, he'll be trying to bake cookies with the oven set to 460! LOL!

MIH, hopefully you'll have better success with cookie delivery than I did. If the cookies get returned, I'll have to inspect how well they survived a round-trip to AZ and back. If they are returned as something still resembling cookies more than crumbs, I'll recommend my packaging system.

 

[polyb]

polyb, you're a hoot!

YEEEAAAHHHH! Another satisfied customer!

Let me know when you bust out of the nunnery, I'll take your poochie for a walk, free of charge!

But only one freebie, I got a business to run you know!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Evo, regarding nuns,
http://www.io.com/~mlangsdo/RPGs/Minis/GunNuns.html

anyway, if you're a nun, and you, Tsu, Moonbear, Math... are all sisters, then I present to you...

The Sisters of PF
http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.php/6fe5d350/nuns_with_guns.jpg

 

[dextercioby]

Well,Ivan,didn't u forget something??Which is which ?? Please start from the lower right to the lower north...


Daniel.

P.S.Thenx for the evidence that Evo's 82 going on 83...

 

[Tsu]

I'm the shortest one.

 

[BoulderHead]

Sisters of PF, continued.

Busy little nuns be they...

 

[tribdog]

I'm the second one.

 

[polyb]

The PF
'Sisters of Mercy'
Dispensing retribution on all men in the name of justice!
http://website.lineone.net/~bunkie/nuns2.jpg
PHOTO: The girls take an opportunity to teach a former PF member a lesson about how to treat the ladies. When asked, MIH said: "We warned him!"

 

[Math Is Hard]

Those pictures are just about the funniest things I ever saw.

 

[polyb]

Busy little nuns be they...

I guess that would be the divine PF sisterhood busy taking in the 'holy spirit' and then getting to work on the PF board!

...or was that second picture sister Evo looking at her favorite website?

 

[Evo]

I guess that would be the divine PF sisterhood busy taking in the 'holy spirit' and then getting to work on the PF board!

...or was that second picture sister Evo looking at her favorite website?

I can't let underaged kids link to that. But it was funny.

All right polyb, confess, what year were you born?

 

[BoulderHead]

What can grow on a body waiting for PF Sisters to make up their minds...

http://img150.exs.cx/img150/9934/mold4pg.jpg
...MOLD !

(hope that one can pass inspection)


-----------------
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
-Terry Pratchett

 

[polyb]

I can't let underaged kids link to that. But it was funny.

YEEAAAH, another happy customer.

My apologies to the younger members of the board, I didnt realize how sensitive they could be!

All right polyb, confess, what year were you born?

What is this, 'The Spanish Inquisition'? Nobody expects 'The Spanish Inquisition'!

OK sister EVO, I'll confess, I don't think I could do enough hail mary's to redeem myself but I am going to be a bit cryptic about it just to see how witty you really are! So here is the clue:

If 42 is the number you get when you multiply 9 by 6, then I was born in the year 'b88' (yeah I am an Adams fan of sorts)!

So now that I have shown you mine will you show me yours?

 

[Evo]

OK sister EVO, I'll confess, I don't think I could do enough hail mary's to redeem myself but I am going to be a bit cryptic about it just to see how witty you really are! So here is the clue:

If 42 is the number you get when you multiply 9 by 6, then I was born in the year 'b88' (yeah I am an Adams fan of sorts)!

Ok, now I hate you. Even if I wasn't sick and have a fever, I still wouldn't know. The numbers I've come to don't seem right. Gokul will know! Damn it Gokul, why aren't you ever here when I need you?

 

[polyb]

Ok, now I hate you.

I'm not doing ma job, mon!

Even if I wasn't sick and have a fever, I still wouldn't know. The numbers I've come to don't seem right. Gokul will know! Damn it Gokul, why aren't you ever here when I need you?

What basis did you come up with from Adams' little puzzle?

Another clue: What number do need such that when you multiply it four times and then you add two you get the same result as 9*6?

OK,Symbolically: (4*N)+2=9*6 (that should make it much easier!)

Sorry to hear your feeling down! Luckily I have virus protection.

 

[Integral]

Evo,
Think base 13

 

[Evo]

Thanks Integral! 1971

 

[Gokul43201]

Thanks Integral! 1971

Right ho ! Sorry...busy with Homework Help !

 

[Moonbear]

Right ho !

Are you calling my sister a ho??!



Sure, now you show up, after she just spent all that time trying to figure it out.

 

[polyb]

Evo,
Think base 13

YEEEAAAAHHHH! You guys should get a prize or something!


Evo, as for my age I usually like to say: 'I am as old as the cosmos and as young as the moment, just another transient metastable triple-point phase state of matter circling an ordainary medium sized star!'

Of course I still get carded for beer a lot though!

 

[Evo]

Are you calling my sister a ho??!

Get the guns sis! Just because I'm slow doesn't give him the right to start calling me names!

 

[Evo]

YEEEAAAAHHHH! You guys should get a prize or something!

Just because Integral gave me the answer doesn't mean I wouldn't have finally, eventually, someday realized your age was in base 13.

Evo, as for my age I usually like to say: 'I am as old as the cosmos and as young as the moment, just another transient metastable triple-point phase state of matter circling an ordainary medium sized star!'

I just say that I'm older than dirt. (I'm not very eloquent either).

So, you're actually within my age limit!