Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!

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I've posted it before but this is on my cube at work.

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jack action said:
My theory on the IT placebo effect is that computers are pack animals. If you let them scent your fear you're done for.
 
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Ibix said:
My theory on the IT placebo effect is that computers are pack animals. If you let them scent your fear you're done for.

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If elephants never forget, do they have a future as backup media?
 
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Ibix said:
If elephants never forget, do they have a future as backup media?
This brings back memories:
Elephant disks promised pachyderm memory endurance & injected a bit of  humor into floppies | 8-Bit Central
 
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Wrichik Basu said:
Another one…

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My wife (who is an educator, not a programmer) started going down the rabbit hole of something called H5P (HTML5 with some JS), I went and dug this up:

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People are afraid that AI will take their jobs, while their jobs could be taken by a bash script or an awk one-liner.
 
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Having been consultant/ trouble-shooter at many places, those definitions hit the nail on the head!

The more of them that applied at any particular company, the sooner they went out of business (a few threw out upper management and lasted a little longer).
 
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BillTre said:
There is a darn lot of thoughtfulness and truth in that comic strip.
 
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