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Not really a joke but still funny:
Did you know that
Did you know that
++[[]][+[]]+[+[]] evaluates to the string "10" in Javascript?Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!
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And/or horrifying. Yet strangely fascinating. I feel a bit like this is a prototype of the Enki virus from Snowcrash (Edit: Or was Inanna the virus and Enki the cure? Can't remember.)jack action said:
So, trying to work this out:jack action said:
+[] is a trick where an empty list is coerced into a zero, right? So it's ++[[]][0]+[0]. And the zeroth element of the first list is an empty list, so it's ++[]+[0]. Then the increment operator coerces the empty list to a zero and adds one to it, giving 1+[0] which then turns into a "10" via string concatenation for some reason...?- #75
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A developer's night is never complete without at least one "aha!" moment, and at least one "oh no!" moment.
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I recall someone asking for confirmation that one is true and zero is false in C, to which some genius replied "1".
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++0 would have been funnier...Ibix said:
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Speaking of memory.
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Was that at the Foo bar?Wrichik Basu said:
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It's funny because it's true.Wrichik Basu said:
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I was having trouble with my internet at the farm, so I moved the modem to the barn.
Now I have stable wifi.
Now I have stable wifi.
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Oh my gawd...Borg said:
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I was having trouble with my internet at the farm, so I moved the modem to the barn.
Now I have stable wifi.
It may be stable but, I bet its thruput stinks.