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Here's one that I made up myself, many years ago.
You work at a pawn shop. Some guy comes in and wants to pawn off an old war medal.
He says, "This is my great grand-dad's medal that he got in World War I. And it's a really special medal too; it was made with a personal inscription when he got it, by a General! This has got to be worth a lot!"
You look over the medal. It's a circular medal with an eagle on the front of it. On the back of it you can read the inscription,
Sergeant Smith,
Thank you for your courage
and bravery in World War I.
You don't know how much to give him for the medal, so you ask you manager (the owner of the pawn shop) to take a look at it. He looks it over for a moment, and says to the man, "This is worthless. I'm not giving you a cent for this." And the man takes the medal back and walks out of the shop.
Why did your manager say it's worthless?
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Just to answer some of the more low-hanging-fruit questions:
You ask your manager, "did WWI medals not have eagles on them?"
He replies, "I really don't know. Could be. The truth is I really don't know much about WWI medals, or even WWI in general. You would think I would, owning a pawn shop and all. But the truth is I don't. It's not my area of expertise," he pauses, "but I know that was fake."
You ask your manager, "did WWI medals not have inscriptions on them?"
He replies again, "I really don't know. Maybe so, maybe not. -- That one was fake though."
You ask your manager, "was there not a General Jones in WWI?"
He says, "I really don't know. Like I said, I don't know a whole lot about WWI."
[Edit: Corrected spelling of "Sergeant."]
You work at a pawn shop. Some guy comes in and wants to pawn off an old war medal.
He says, "This is my great grand-dad's medal that he got in World War I. And it's a really special medal too; it was made with a personal inscription when he got it, by a General! This has got to be worth a lot!"
You look over the medal. It's a circular medal with an eagle on the front of it. On the back of it you can read the inscription,
Sergeant Smith,
Thank you for your courage
and bravery in World War I.
-General Jones,
April 20, 1917
April 20, 1917
You don't know how much to give him for the medal, so you ask you manager (the owner of the pawn shop) to take a look at it. He looks it over for a moment, and says to the man, "This is worthless. I'm not giving you a cent for this." And the man takes the medal back and walks out of the shop.
Why did your manager say it's worthless?
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Just to answer some of the more low-hanging-fruit questions:
You ask your manager, "did WWI medals not have eagles on them?"
He replies, "I really don't know. Could be. The truth is I really don't know much about WWI medals, or even WWI in general. You would think I would, owning a pawn shop and all. But the truth is I don't. It's not my area of expertise," he pauses, "but I know that was fake."
You ask your manager, "did WWI medals not have inscriptions on them?"
He replies again, "I really don't know. Maybe so, maybe not. -- That one was fake though."
You ask your manager, "was there not a General Jones in WWI?"
He says, "I really don't know. Like I said, I don't know a whole lot about WWI."
[Edit: Corrected spelling of "Sergeant."]
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