Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

[zoobyshoe]

]He's gone to eat Everyone, let's feast!

oops, don't let the zoobies awaken!

Does it look big or small to you in this quote?

 

[JamesU]

Not to me! ( I'm just about to throw my cat)

 

[JamesU]

Does it look big or small to you in this quote?

big

 

[JamesU]

Not to me! ( I'm just about to throw my cat)

4 1/2 feet!, oh, here she comes again and, wait. K, about 3 feet, but about 3 in the air

 

[zoobyshoe]

big

Could be your user setting are screwed up, or you need a new computer.

 

[Mk]

Or maybe you need an iMac G5: http://www.apple.com/imac/

 

[JamesU]

NOO! M-mmm-mmac--int--osh so ho-ori-ble nearing technological breakdown!

 

[Mk]

iMacs are the best.

 

[JamesU]

iMac? are the new ones better? I've tried the old ones,

 

[JamesU]

a 5-foot toss!

 

[Moonbear]

Or maybe you need an iMac G5: http://www.apple.com/imac/

Meh, iMac. I want a PowerMac G5! *drools*

 

[Mk]

Which old ones? There's 5 generations, the first three being the colored ones, the 4th being the dome-based swivel head ones, and the new one being pretty much a screen and a stand. And there's the eMacs and Macminis now too.

 

[JamesU]

The "old ones" I'm reffering to are the ones that come to a curved point in the back, I can't remember what they're called, here's a pic

http://www.maccreator.com/graphics/iMac-grey.jpg

 

[Mk]

That particular picture is a third generation. Pretty good computer at the time, but not great. The 4th generation iMacs, the iMac G4, http://www.repubblica.it/gallerie/online/tecnologie_internet/imac/1_g.jpg are still great. I love mine. But they aren't sold by apple anymore, those are the iMac G5s http://images.theglobeandmail.com/archives/RTGAM/images/20040923/gtimacsep23/imacG5at2002.jpg The mouse, keyboard, and speakers are wireless too. I recommend it.

 

[JamesU]

No, I like windows. I've got an hp pavillion a310n with 17" plasma flat-screen westinghouse monitor. I'm happy

 

[Mk]

Wow, must've spent a lot on the monitor, how much was it? I will restrain myself from endorsing apple's superior monitors at http://www.apple.com/displays/

 

[Moonbear]

Wow, must've spent a lot on the monitor, how much was it? I will restrain myself from endorsing apple's superior monitors at http://www.apple.com/displays/

*wipes drool from chin before keyboard gets drowned*

 

[JamesU]

*covers mouth to stop laughing before parents wake up*

 

[Mk]

So, how much was it? 17 inch plasma monitor? I didn't think I knew if they existed. I only have a 14-inch LCD

 

[zoobyshoe]

Balogna

hecho en Mexico

 

[zoobyshoe]

Balogna

A Product of the Peoples Republic of China

 

[Mk]

Balogna

Product of Sierra Leone

 

[zoobyshoe]

Balogna

A Product of Huckleberry's Imagination

 

[Mk]

Balogna

dot product of vectors

 

[zoobyshoe]

Balogna

product of bologna • baloney

 

[Mk]

Balogna

(Manufactured cellular product of Golgi apparatus)

 

[Mk]

Franzbear! Fransbear! Ooooh, that's fun! Fransbear! Franzbear! *walks into a wall* Ouch! *turns 180 degrees* Franzbear! Franzbear!...

 

[Moonbear]

Balogna

A Product of Huckleberry's Imagination

I think zooby has been infected by whatever BT has!

I was thinking, is balogna like getting a gocci purse? Except, I'd be really afraid to eat a knock-off quality bologna!

 

[Danger]

If I've interpreted the initials correctly from previous posts, I believe that my appropriate reaction here should be WTF?!

Do you people have some kind of bet going about how many posts you can put in while I'm gone before I'll quit trying to respond to them? (Whoever guessed this many is off by one. )

I don't believe you've understood a word you've said.

Well, at least he resembles the rest of us in one regard.

Indeed, I have come to eschew the philosophy

Now if only you could eschew obfuscation...

Well, I can draw pretty well, actually.

I'm starting to doubt that you can draw a conclusion, never mind a picture.

Boy, can you shovel the jargon.

I was wondering what the polite word for that was.

The ghost just got the 7,000th reply, congrats Bartholomew!

Wait a second here! Bartholomew... Bart... Art... Artman?! You double-devious son of a *****! I was wondering where you were hiding.

I now concede user rights to Artman and any other person of the male gender who finds his aforementioned gender identifying body parts in the crushing steel grip of whatever significant other be he with, livestock included (that for you Danger ).

Thank you very much, Doc. Most people tend to ignore those of us with alternative-species lifestyles.

Oh look franzbear, look what SOS has found for you...


http://img239.echo.cx/img239/9797/crazydog2qd.jpg

What in the hell is that thing?! Looks like Phyllis Diller with PMS.

An angry wife or girlfriend might actually enjoy seeing her mate sleeping in a dog bed at the foot of the bed.

I'm glad Evo never thought of that. Her cold feet and snorting were bad enough.

When I doodle, it looks pretty good, but it doesn't look realistic.

It just takes practise. When I doodle, it looks exactly like a doodle.

SOS, that is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

It reminds me of one of those silly-ass Asian lizards that spreads its neck out like a kite and buggers off running on its back legs like a thief who's karked his drawers.

What was Danger's ex-from-Hell's name?

I guess that's close enough to Sylvia.

Sylvia is not the ex-from-hell. Sylvia predated the ex-from-hell by at least 5 years, and was only a casual acquaintance. The ex-from-hell is Jane.

Here's what I like. I like stuff that looks as if it was drawn according to some plan, but actually wasn't. If someone made absolutely incomprehensible engineering diagrams, with no meaning to them, but with a lot of direction and apparent meaning, so it strongly suggests that they do mean something without actually getting there, then I would like that person's art. My own art is something like that.

As is your writing.

Maybe I should switch to sculpture?

Just be damned careful where you point that chisel.

That sounds like the way I write.

In light of my previous comment, I'm going to pretend that you didn't say that.

However, I'm not ruling out the possiblity that somewhere out in the vast universe there is something that my drawings are photorealistic of.

That's pretty much like saying that since your new recipe for tuna casserole is duplicated somewhere in a toxic waste dump, you're a legitimate chef.

I never liked balogna as a child.

If you roll bologna up really tight and stuff it into a condom, you have a Yank hotdog.

Moonbear, If you want to sculpt turtles I could pose one for you.

It had better be your own.

Will it stand still if I touch it all over to get the feel for it? You know, sculpture is all about feel.

Just kiss it first so it'll know that you're its friend.

Is it a spitting turtle?

The proof is in the taste.

It's a little disturbing to see those two quotes right next to each other.

No! It will cling to my zoobie hair and I'll wake up with an ant colony all over me in the morning!

Or maybe you need an iMac G5: http://www.apple.com/imac/

Sure, you bastard... wave a pot roast in front of a starving man.

Franzbear! Fransbear! Ooooh, that's fun! Fransbear! Franzbear! *walks into a wall* Ouch! *turns 180 degrees* Franzbear! Franzbear!...

Have you been dipping into BT's drugs?

Okay, you buggers, I've caught up to you! (On this thread; how the hell many more do I have to deal with?)
And I know that Moonbear has a post after my last response, but I can't think of anything to say about it.

 

[cronxeh]

what the hell, Danger

i don't even bother replying to half the posts between then and now, let alone reading them

you are seriously, seriously, in need of some turtle waxing pal

this GD of atrocity is not worth the time.. definately

*walks away to read Dilbert*

 

[zoobyshoe]

Balogna

Eh, Made In Canada, Eh?

 

[Mk]

Cronxeh, what's that public key thing there for? What's it mean to us? Its some kind of encryption stuff, but what is it?

 

[Danger]

what the hell, Danger

i don't even bother replying to half the posts between then and now, let alone reading them

you are seriously, seriously, in need of some turtle waxing pal

this GD of atrocity is not worth the time.. definately

*walks away to read Dilbert*

Nyet, tovarisch. I read them because I enjoy them (well, except for BT's ramblings of course). I answer them because they must not be allowed to remain unanswered. Besides, I'm into enough beer that there isn't too much else I can do tonight.
I totally agree about the turtle-waxing, of course. If my shift-swapping didn't involve having to work before noon tomorrow, I would still be logged out. On the other hand, that means that I don't work at all on Friday.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Public Key

Not For Everyone
For madmen only

 

[cronxeh]

if you have to send me an email that is highly-top-uber secret and don't want the NSA to know what you wanted to tell me, use the public key

its a 4096 Diffie-Hellman/ElGamel key. For all intensive purposes, unless they build quantum computers and use Shor's algorithm tomorrow, you can be sure they won't crack that message in next 10 years