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Comfort one another and pretend you're not lost and meaningless.
Huckleberry said:Whoah! What the hell is going on? I was just taking a nap and then someone shouted. And I notice all my chocolate is missing! CONSPIRACY!
Hey, wait! You got that all mixed up! The cure was to send the chocolate to ME. That's ME!, not you!yomamma said:*smacks lips, and wipes chocolate off of mouth* Chocholote? *chew* I did-*swallow* 'nt see any chocolate. CONSPIRACY? No, of course not *talks into wristwatch* "bortae! uckleberryhe has ounfe utoe."
I was on the roof once and I was able to reach up and grasp it in my hand...then it crapped all over the placeBicycleTree said:Acting out your meaningless lives like computer programs following a routine. Don't you ever step back and try to grasp what life is really about?
Thieves I tell you.Thieves! I'm going to have to hire a private investigator. And when he finds out that yomamma did it I'll have some elasticators ready for him.Moonbear said:Hey, wait! You got that all mixed up! The cure was to send the chocolate to ME. That's ME!, not you!
Yeah, sometimes life just craps all over you.yomamma said:I was on the roof once and I was able to reach up and grasp it in my hand...then it crapped all over the place
I've already got the elastrators here. This is too important of an affliction not to treat it properly. I'm going to sue Yomamma for malpractice!Huckleberry said:Thieves I tell you.Thieves! I'm going to have to hire a private investigator. And when he finds out that yomamma did it I'll have some elasticators ready for him.
franzbear isn't going to help you. He knows not to cross his mother when it comes to chocolate.yomamma said:*screams like girl scout* Moonbear planned it! She forced me! I only ate the chocolate so she wouldn't get any chocolate. Franzbear! Help!
cronxeh said:*drinking beer with Franzbear in Moonbear's fridge while nobody is looking*
He only thinks I don't see him in there. *slams refrigerator door shut* Hmm...good thing I got that door seal replaced to ensure it's completely airtight. *padlocks door*yomamma said:Get Cronxeh, he's drinking your beer!
I don't think he can hear you from inside the refrigerator.yomamma said:I got moonbear some chocolate. Where's her beer cronxeh coughe-cas-cough-trate-cough-
Yeah, I only have a 12" PowerBook. It would be a lot more chocolate if I had one of those 30" cinema displays MK linked to last night.Huckleberry said:That's some chocolate! Took about 30 seconds to load on the screen. I have a feeling the scale of the picture is deceptive.
He can't hear me,Moonbear said:I don't think he can hear you from inside the refrigerator.
Good thing that refrigerator door muffles the screams too. I'd hate to have to listen to those until the oxygen runs out.yomamma said:He can't hear me,
because of his screams
Dangit! Couldn't you just leave the door shut? franzbear uses less oxygen than people do and is still alive!yomamma said:poke him with a stick..cronxeh..? OMG! We killed him!
I'll check that out later and shed a tear for your suffering.yomamma said:I just got back from getting 2 fillings, so I'm going to evo's thread to complain
It looks like she's waving it at you when it shows up italicized in quotes.Artman said:Could it be?
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Not to the male contingent, and Moonie already knows all about them.Artman said:Risky. Danger may offer to show you some of his.
Are you making fun of my looks, you twerp? You're just jealous because you can't grow as much hair on your face as I have in my nose.yomamma said:(look at his avatar)
Sorry to hear that. What's that old saying? "It's an ill hooker that blows no one any good..."Huckleberry said:I lost power last night in a freak wind storm.
Those aren't birthmarks; they're the stereo web-cams that Artman glued to your ass the last time you had too many green apple martinis.Moonbear said:Hmm...I can't usually see myself from that side. I had no idea I had such strange looking birthmarks on both sides!
Artman said:Gotta run (that thing could fry the nuts off an oak tree)!
Her what thread?Evo said:Well, MIH's "brain on the ceiling of the Sistine chapel" thread
Vasoconstrictor to make sure the lead stays hard?Moonbear said:Do you suppose the fact that I used to keep some of those little green elastrator rubber bands on a pencil on my desk may have hindered finding a boyfriend?
I thought we were all done with that.Huckleberry said:My awnt
I suspect that you're not really clear on what a vasectomy is.Huckleberry said:All the sex you want, but no testicles...If that was the price I had to pay for a good life I think I might pass.
No matter how stoned you get, nobody could ever forget the electroejaculator.Mk said:Before in this party, I don't remember so much sex (maybe I was stoned and forgot) - electroejaculators? castrations? free sex?
In other words, male. (And probably a Red Green and Home Improvement fan.)Huckleberry said:I'm very childish and find anything having to do with sex and bodily functions to be humorous.
At least it'll be easy. All you have to do is tie a knot in him at the appropriate location.Moonbear said:franzbear is getting to that age, y'know? It might be time we made sure he was fixed so he doesn't multiply.
I honestly don't think that my prologue would be suitable for a general audience.yomamma said:"The ulrimate guide to BT, a PF book, with prologue by danger"
I get more satisfaction from ignoring him manually.yomamma said:Who else is about to put BT on their "ignore" list
I vote for a lot more. Put him out of our misery.Huckleberry said:Take it easy on the curare.That's some potent stuff.
That's a real bunny, you idiot. Easter's over. If you shave it before you start nibbling, you'll be fine.Huckleberry said:Why does chocolate make me sneeze when I first start eating it?
Too bad! You're going to have to settle for a mustache-wax Tuesday like the rest of us.yomamma said:dessert? I want to Ice cream sundae!
Really good chocolate comes with its own air supply.Moonbear said:I got that door seal replaced to ensure it's completely airtight. *padlocks door*
I am waitingDanger said:I'll check that out later and shed a tear for your suffering.
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If you look at them together tou can get an annimation effectIt looks like she's waving it at you when it shows up italicized in quotes.
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Are you a zoobie by any chance?Are you making fun of my looks, you twerp? You're just jealous because you can't grow as much hair on your face as I have in my nose.
thank god I wasn't drinking anything by the computerSorry to hear that. What's that old saying? "It's an ill hooker that blows no one any good..."
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to put it simply, michealangelo painted a brain under the image of god in his painting in the sistein chapel. We compared it to sheep brain and now evo thinks it's an apple. we speculated the zoobyness involved and found out that mike was a homosexual. any questions?Her what thread?
I have stories to tellVasoconstrictor to make sure the lead stays hard?
I thought we were all done with that.
I suspect that you're not really clear on what a vasectomy is.
No matter how stoned you get, nobody could ever forget the electroejaculator.
In other words, male. (And probably a Red Green and Home Improvement fan.)
At least it'll be easy. All you have to do is tie a knot in him at the appropriate location.
I honestly don't think that my prologue would be suitable for a general audience.
I get more satisfaction from ignoring him manually.
I vote for a lot more. Put him out of our misery.
not really (he took the HIV test rabbits)That's a real bunny, you idiot. Easter's over. If you shave it before you start nibbling, you'll be fine.
BUT I WANNA ICE CREAM SUNDAE!Too bad! You're going to have to settle for a mustache-wax Tuesday like the rest of us.
Really good chocolate comes with its own air supply.
Wow, you actually have time to quote all of this crapI was right the first time; you bastards did do it to me again. At least a dozen of these posts showed up after I started this 3 hours ago.
How do you have the patience to reply to everything! When I miss that much, I do read it all, but it's way too much effort to reply to it all.Danger said:I thought that you bastards had done it to me again, until I skimmed through and realized that half of the new posts are BT's meaningless ramblings that I don't have to read.
Now that's an image I didn't need engraved on my brain.Are you making fun of my looks, you twerp? You're just jealous because you can't grow as much hair on your face as I have in my nose.
Darn it! I knew I shouldn't have trusted SOS when she said the ticket sales were all for butt pinching!Those aren't birthmarks; they're the stereo web-cams that Artman glued to your ass the last time you had too many green apple martinis.
Yep, really keeps the lead in your pencil.Vasoconstrictor to make sure the lead stays hard?
I suspected that too, but figured I'd let him squirm a bit longer before I clued him in on it.I suspect that you're not really clear on what a vasectomy is.
Is it bad to be female and a fan of both those shows? Though, I don't get to see Red Green much. It's only aired at odd times on PBS.In other words, male. (And probably a Red Green and Home Improvement fan.)
Yep, nice and stress-free.At least it'll be easy. All you have to do is tie a knot in him at the appropriate location.
I get more satisfaction from ignoring him manually.
I vote for a lot more. Put him out of our misery.
The chocolate was in the fridge?! *smashes open padlock and rescues chocolate* I guess you can come out now cronxeh.Really good chocolate comes with its own air supply.
We try. And I was even spending more time in the "what is it" thread than here tonight (which is probably how BT managed to get away with a whole page of talking to himself again).I was right the first time; you bastards did do it to me again. At least a dozen of these posts showed up after I started this 3 hours ago.
We've recently discovered that acidophilus is very helpful for this problem.BicycleTree said:I feel the weight and momentum of vapor within me. Anything I could cause to happen. Empty and pale, but very strong, very dangerous.