Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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okay, franz, bring a thread, unraveled during the explosion and is now 18 strings. (what a cooncidence, he's 18 thread years old) doctors are trying frantically to twist him back together
 
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yomamma said:
okay, franz, bring a thread, unraveled during the explosion and is now 18 strings. (what a cooncidence, he's 18 thread years old) doctors are trying frantically to twist him back together
Oh no! I hadn't realized he'd gotten to that age yet. He's begun reproducing! That's how threads do it, they grow and grow, and then divide into many little cloned strings. Now how are we going to round up all the little baby Franzbears? And we need 17 names for all the new babies (one of them is still our Franzbear, just much thinner). Okay, I can come up with a few:

Yovo (named after Yomamma and Evo)
Artatia (Artman and Hypatia)
Pogomath (YDOAPS and MIH)
Dansos (Danger and SOS)
Toxysa! (DocToxyn and Lisa!)

Help name the other dozen!

OMG! I'm a e-grandmother! I'm too young to be an e-grandmother! :cry:
 
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motwater (motai, and honestrosewater
bobgape(bobg, and the statutory ape
lorildno (loren booda and arildno)
we still have 9 to go!
 
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how about: yourmamma(yourdadonapogostick and yomamma) or bear!(moonie and Lisa!)?
 
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Kiashoe (*Kia* and Zoobyshoe)
TsuZ (Tsu and ZapperZ; it's pronounced similar to Suzy :biggrin:)

and
Ivangral (Ivan Seeking and Integral)
 
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so far we have:
bear!
franzbear II
yourmamma
motwater
bobgape
lorildno
yovo
artatia
pogomath
dansos
toxysa!
we need 7 more names!
 
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added:
kiashoe
tzuZ
ivangral
, 4 more!
 
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zygoticdude(zygotic embryo and pre-algebra dude)
ivan-tsuking
come on, 2 more!
 
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franzbear child (franzbear and evo)
 
  • #7,115
yomamma said:
added:
kiashoe
tzuZ
ivangral
, 4 more!
Uhh...we only need three more. We're up to 14 and only need 17. :biggrin:
 
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Make that one more...think carefully, don't want to give the youngest one some lame name because you got lazy!
 
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yomamma said:
zygoticdude(zygotic embryo and pre-algebra dude)
ivan-tsuking
come on, 2 more!
Gosh, you and Pogo aren't very original; keep reusing the same people to name them after. :rolleyes: Oh well, I guess they're all named now.
 
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franzbear child
franzbearII
ivan-tsuking
kiashoe
tzuZ
ivangral
bear!
yourmamma
motwater
bobgape
lorildno
yovo
artatia
pogomath
dansos
toxysa!

no, wait, franzbear II is supposed to be the new franzbear moonbear was talking about, so we need 18, 2 more
 
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Moonbear said:
Gosh, you and Pogo aren't very original; keep reusing the same people to name them after. :rolleyes: Oh well, I guess they're all named now.
since we're done naming, why don't we go to the tiki bar? i'll buy you a drink.
 
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yomamma said:
franzbear child
franzbearII
ivan-tsuking
kiashoe
tzuZ
ivangral
bear!
yourmamma
motwater
bobgape
lorildno
yovo
artatia
pogomath
dansos
toxysa!

no, wait, franzbear II is supposed to be the new franzbear moonbear was talking about, so we need 18, 2 more

Oh, I thought Franzbear II was a junior. He's not a NEW franzbear, just the original plus 17 babies.

We should name one after Greg and Chroot...How about Groot?
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
since we're done naming, why don't we go to the tiki bar? i'll buy you a drink.
You know, you seem to "spill" an awful lot when carrying those drinks back to the table. (We need a smiley that eyes you suspiciously.) :wink:
 
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okay.
groot
franzbear child
franzbear
ivan-tsuking
kiashoe
tzuZ
ivangral
bear!
yourmamma
motwater
bobgape
lorildno
yovo
artatia
pogomath
dansos
toxysa!
kerrbear(moonbear and kerrie(and I don't care If I reuse names))
 
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lmao@groots, e-granny..

I'm so glad to be stuck on a island with you.
 
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Good job coming up with names! Franzbear was feeling so overwhelmed; being a single dad can be tough. He really would love it if you'd all stick around to help with changing the diapers too. :biggrin:
 
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how do threads...achemm!...go to the bathroom?
 
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yomamma said:
how do threads...achemm!...go to the bathroom?
Well, since they're babies, poop comes out one end and throw-up out the other. Please try to diaper the right end. :rolleyes:
 
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can I put marker on one end to tell which?
 
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yomamma said:
can I put marker on one end to tell which?
I think that's thread abuse! :eek:
 
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oh. and moonbear, these are babies, they aren't threads, they're strings. franzbear, help! there's string doo all over the place!
 
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yomamma said:
oh. and moonbear, these are babies, they aren't threads, they're strings. franzbear, help! there's string doo all over the place!
Does string doo look anything like silly string? We better check with the string theory experts on this. :smile:
 
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Moonbear said:
Kiashoe...

...gesundheit! :biggrin:


Moonbear said:
Well, since they're babies, poop comes out one end and throw-up out the other. Please try to diaper the right end. :rolleyes:

What if you just tied knots in each end? :wink:
 
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DocToxyn said:
What if you just tied knots in each end? :wink:
Oh, the poor things might just explode if we did that.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, let's tie knots in both ends of all of them! :devil:
 
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Moonbear said:
Oh no! I hadn't realized he'd gotten to that age yet. He's begun reproducing! That's how threads do it, they grow and grow, and then divide into many little cloned strings. Now how are we going to round up all the little baby Franzbears? And we need 17 names for all the new babies (one of them is still our Franzbear, just much thinner). Okay, I can come up with a few:

Yovo (named after Yomamma and Evo)
Artatia (Artman and Hypatia)
Pogomath (YDOAPS and MIH)
Dansos (Danger and SOS)
Toxysa! (DocToxyn and Lisa!)

Help name the other dozen!

OMG! I'm a e-grandmother! I'm too young to be an e-grandmother! :cry:

Docbear(DocToxyn & Moonbear)
Ramberry(Huckleberry & wolram)
Rosecioby(honestrosewater & dextercioby )
 
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Uh, Lisa!, they've already all been named. Oh, can you grab Groot over there? He's a fast one, need to keep a close eye on him to keep him from sticking things in electric sockets.
 
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Who's talking to me?I can't see anyone!
 
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...confused...
 
  • #7,137
Not surprising!
 
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hey, moonbear, I think kiashoe had her growth spourt! she's a thread now!
 
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Lisa! said:
Not surprising!
what are you trying to say? :mad:
 
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Think about it!You may find out!Anyway I've got to go!
 

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