Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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well, looks like he's bleeding pretty bad. I see we can keep the goofy, minnie, and donald ones :smile:

I heard that sodium Benzoate will heal cuts instantly. I Just happened to have some from dansos' excecut- I mean...Birthday...party :rolleyes:

*rubs sodium benzoate on franzbear*

eww...
 
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What?! No Chip and Dale pins? *sifts through pile of pins and finds Chip and Dale ones...jams them onto Franzbear* You can't deny me Chip and Dale!
 
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moonbear, you're making me use the last of the sofium benzoate! *rubs on franzbear*

Better get m that pluto one too..

*poke*
 
  • #8,229
Tony Robbins.. Hungry

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Talk about biting someone's head off! :bugeye:
 
  • #8,231
*looks around* *whispers* Is yomamma at school? Good! *pounces thread and runs with it*
 
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Moonbear said:
*looks around* *whispers* Is yomamma at school? Good! *pounces thread and runs with it*
*spots Moonbear sprinting out of PF headquarters with the thread* "She's getting away!" *tackles Moonbear, thread goes flying into a nearby sewer drain* "Now look what you've done".
 
  • #8,233
*smaks rocketboy as he runs to get franzbear*

*slap!*

*rinsa after thread*

lemme clean you off... lay down there...

*STOMP, STOMP*

:biggrin: all better
 
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Hmm...someone left this dirty old thread lying around on the ground next to the sewer grate. I don't want it to go to waste, it might come in handy for something. *sticks thread in pocket*
 
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*knocks moonbear to the ground*

oh, sorry. I wasn't looking :redface: I need that thread for...umm...well, monique needs it for beaded jewelry, and she asked me to get it. :rolleyes:

*stick thread in pocket, along with some poison powder*

oh, that, it's...starch :redfcae:
 
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You really need a keyboard that doesn't type the letters in the wrong order. :smile:

*while yomamma is thinking up a witty retort, Moonbear pickpockets the thread, sticks it in a sealed plastic bag so I don't get the poison powder on myself, and tosses it up on the dashboard in the hot sun...umm...to dry off*
 
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pfft! that was the real string for monique's jewelry!

*takes franzbear to the next flight to côte d'lvoire*

*catches a plane there to the congo*

watch out franzbear, there's ebola around. You have to go in the ebola infected areas...so...you can step on them...and...kil...them... :rolleyes:
 
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***dramatic pause***
 
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*pokes Moonbear*
 
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*ties Franzbear around one of cronxeh's roaches, watches a gecko eat the roach, pulls the roach back out* Hey, this is fun! :devil:
 
  • #8,241
meanwhile...

in an underground lab in Canada rocketboy devises a master thread capture plan...

*pulls cover off large device*
*grabs instructions*
"ACME ROCKET ASSEMBLY: follow diagrams carefully"
*throws booklet in the fire*

later...

*posts sign on rocket: "thread safety"*

*moonbear jumps into hide from yomamma, who is running slowly because his mom made him wear his rubber boots to school, he stops to make calculations on his TI-89*

*rocket blasts off, a thread-ionizer-spectromthingy-domelasteromensragal teleports the thread to rocketboys hands*
*waves to the accending rocket*
 
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...then rocketboy realizes the ACME Rocket he bought is a refurbished model from Wyle E. Coyote. The rocket makes a sudden 180 degree turn, and speeds off toward rocketboy. When he's splatted against the side of the mountain and slowly sliding down cartoon-style, Moonbear plucks the thread from his outstretched hand.
 
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Then yomamma sneaks off to france...


okay franzbear, the people here speak french. You have to greet anyone you see on the street with: 'vous ane'
 
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Franzbear loved his first trip to France so much, I'm sure he's just thrilled to be visiting again. Have you been practicing your French etiquette, Franzbear? Obviously you did something wrong running around the airport naked last time. Maybe you weren't supposed to look at people's feet when doing that.
 
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Sorry to interrupt, but does anyone know how fast a squirrel can run? Today I was leaving work and I noticed a squirrel running parallel to my car, I looked and I was doing 20mph, he kept pacing me and wasn't even trying, he was just prancing along. How fast can those things go?
 
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Evo said:
Sorry to interrupt, but does anyone know how fast a squirrel can run? Today I was leaving work and I noticed a squirrel running parallel to my car, I looked and I was doing 20mph, he kept pacing me and wasn't even trying, he was just prancing along. How fast can those things go?
:bugeye: I have no idea! Usually the squirrels I see on the roads aren't out for an afternoon jog, they're the suicidal maniacs that zigzag all over the place before trying to dash under my tires.

*gets tiny little squirrel treadmill and stop watch*
 
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Moonbear said:
Franzbear loved his first trip to France so much, I'm sure he's just thrilled to be visiting again. Have you been practicing your French etiquette, Franzbear? Obviously you did something wrong running around the airport naked last time. Maybe you weren't supposed to look at people's feet when doing that.
well, he has no teeth left after 'greeting' so many french people. He took a bungie jump off the eiffel tower, but we found out that you need a rope :redface: :|

All this wine itsss mkin mi kinduf wuoozee... :rolleyes: <dazed
 
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Moonbear said:
:bugeye: I have no idea! Usually the squirrels I see on the roads aren't out for an afternoon jog, they're the suicidal maniacs that zigzag all over the place before trying to dash under my tires.
This one was headed for a large oak tree. No wishy washy zig zagging. He had a goal.

*gets tiny little squirrel treadmill and stop watch*
:approve:
 
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I'm glad he got past the airport this time. :approve:
 
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No, we're still in the airport :|

which reminds me, we have a flight to Greece in 25 minutes!

<~in greece~>

Franzbear, we need to get you to learn the greek alphabet, you're going to college soon! how will you know your dorm room?!

This is a simple method: I'll say all the letters, and you repeat them to me. If you get one wrong, I give you 100,000 volts of electricity with this tazer.

ready?

alpha! beta! gamma! delta! epsilon! zêta! êta! Theta! Iota! Kappa! Lambda! Mu! Nu! Xi! Omicron! Pi! Rho! Sigma! Tau! Yupsilon! Psi! Chi! Phi! Omega!

[franzbear] umm...alpha, beta delt- ZZZZz- omic-ZZZZzz. I forgot. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz![/franzbear]

Let's try again!
 
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*Watches Franzbear beat up yomamma*
 
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Greece? Oops, I think I told the travel agent to book you to Grease...it's this huge pit with the world's largest collection of bacon grease.
 
  • #8,253
*Watches Franzbear beat up yomamma*
He never will. because he's shorter, and I can tie him into a noose, and make him hang himself :approve:

moonbear said:
Greece? Oops, I think I told the travel agent to book you to Grease...it's this huge pit with the world's largest collection of bacon grease.

okay, but please tell me is does not have people singing about other people they met at the beach.
 
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yomamma said:
okay, but please tell me is does not have people singing about other people they met at the beach.
:smile: Nope, nobody singing, "Tell me more, tell me more, like does he have a car? ...Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far?" :biggrin:
 
  • #8,255
*Is still and evermore impatiently waiting until Moonbear's avatar assasinates yomamma*
 
  • #8,256
I almost threw up watching that movie!

Grease

You're The One That I Want

I got chills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

You better shape up, cause I need a man, and my heart is set on you
You better shape up, you better understand, to my heart I must be true
Nothing left, nothing left for me to do

Chorus:
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh ooh ooh, honey
The one I need (the one I need), oh yes indeed (yes indeed)

If you're filled with affection, 'n you're too shy to convey
Meditate my direction, feel your way
I better shape up, cause you need a man
I need a man, who can keep me satisfied
I better shape up, if I'm going to prove
You better prove, that my fate is justified
Are you sure? Yes I'm sure down deep inside

chorus

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Hopelessly Devoted To You

Guess mine is not the first heart broken, my eyes are not the first to
cry
I'm not the first to know, there's just no gettin' over you

Hello, I'm just a fool who's willing to sit around and wait for you
But baby can't you see, there's nothin' else for me to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you

But now there's nowhere to hide, since you pushed my love aside
I'm not in my head, hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you, hopelessly devoted to you

My head is saying "fool, forget him", my heart is saying "don't let go"
Hold on to the end, that's what I intend to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you

But now there's nowhere to hide, since you pushed my love aside
I'm not in my head, hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you, hopelessly devoted to you

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Grease

I saw my problems and I'll see the light
We got a lovin' thing, we got to feed it right
There ain't no danger we can go too far
We start believin' now that we can be who we are - grease is the word

They think our love is just a growin' pain
Why don't they understand? It's just a cryin' shame
Their lips are lyin', only real is real
We stop the fight right now, we got to be what we feel - grease is the
word


(Grease is the word, is the word that you heard)
It's got a groove, it's got a meaning
Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion
Grease is the way we are feeling

We take the pressure, and we throw away conventionality, belongs to
yesterday
There is a chance that we can make it so far
We start believin' now that we can be who we are - grease is the word

(Grease is the word, is the word that you heard)
It's got a groove, it's got a meaning
Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion
Grease is the way we are feeling

This is a life of illusion, a life of control
Mixed with confusion - what're we doin' here?

We take the pressure, and we throw away conventionality, belongs to
yesterday
There is a chance that we can make it so far
We start believin' now that we can be who we are - grease is the word

(Grease is the word, is the word that you heard)
It's got a groove, it's got a meaning
Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion
Grease is the way we are feeling

(Grease is the word, is the word that you heard)
It's got a groove, it's got a meaning
Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion
Grease is the way we are feeling

(Grease is the word, is the word, is the word...)

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Summer Nights

Summer lovin' had me a blast - summer lovin', happened so fast
I met a girl crazy for me - I met a boy, cute as can be
Summer days driftin' away, to uh-oh those summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more, like, does he have a car?

She swam by me, she got a cramp - he went by me, got my suit damp
I saved her life, she nearly drowned - he showed off, splashing around
Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more, was it love at first sight?
Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?

Took her bowlin' in the Arcade - we went strollin', drank lemonade
We made out under the dock - we stayed out until ten o'clock
Summer fling don't mean a thing, but uh-oh those summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more, that you don't got her preg
Tell me more, tell me more, cause he sounds like a drag

He got friendly, holdin' my hand - well she got friendly, down in the
sand
He was sweet, just turned eighteen - well she was good, you know what I
mean
Summer heat, boy and girl meet, but uh-oh those summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more, how much dough did he spend?
Tell me more, tell me more, could she get me a friend?

It turned colder, that's where it ends - so I told her we'd still be
friends
Then we made our true love vow - wonder what she's doin' now
Summer dreams ripped at the seams, but oh, those summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more.
 
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Yomamma, that post changed my life :blushing:
 
  • #8,258
in what way?
 
  • #8,259
He just lost a few more minutes of it. :smile:

How could you not like Grease? I have the soundtrack!
 
  • #8,260
I liked the movie, not the music.

The movie, the PF brotherhood <-yomamma's good side yomamma's bad side-> The soundtrack, the fact that moonbear is an odd looking nun.
 

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