Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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Well, then, Yovo, you're in charge of cooking dinner, and I have a basket of mending you can do too; just be careful you don't grab one of your brothers or sisters to thread onto that needle!
 
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oops! i cought my room on fire a few minutes ago.
 
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Hmmmm. A series of random statements that seem to serve no purpose. Then, I'm in threadkillers again.
 
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i was watching the fox5 news today...

and they said that some lab had 3 mice who were infected with bubonic plague escape

so get this. those retards over at FOX proceed to interviews with president of the lab, the history, etc... and 4 minutes later they say that the lab claims that 3 mice died and other mice ate them

now how different is that from escaped vs eaten?
 
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i was in physics class today...

and we were doing a lab on projectile motion. To do this we use an air table and these special "pucks" that float on the table. But these pucks and the carbon paper under the air table are set up so that electricity is run through it and as a result, wherever the pucks go a dot appears (oh yea, you put paper overotop the carbon paper) every --hz...depending on the frequency, it's kind of like a ticker-tape on an air table that uses electricity to plot the dots instead of a vibrating pointy-thingy.

So my friend and I are doing our lab, and I ask him to push the pedal (which turns on the electricity) when I launch the puck. So I'm setting up my paper on the table, and don't notice him playing around with the puck (he later tells me he was trying to see how much he had to press it to turn it on). Oh, and my metal watch on my wrist is resting, along with my entire hand, on the carbon paper. So he pushes the pedal a bit to far, and...

ZAP!

...let me just say I felt that shock travel up my arm and into my shoulder, and my wrist (which my metal watch was on) was numb for about 10 minutes afterward...

We laughed about it all day :smile: :smile:

The funny thing is, the grade 11 class came in afterwards and we told this one kid to touch the carbon paper (told him it had a cool texture) and he did...and my friend had the pedal pressed...it was hilarious! (No there is not enough voltage to do damage it just shocks you...and if you are wearing metal that is touching it than it shocks you to a greater degree).
 
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Yesterday, I lost my calc. along w/ my book

Today, I walked into that class early to get them. and the first thing I see: my friend, playing with the calc. and holding the book. :|
 
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Maybe you need better friends! :eek:
 
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He was playing with the graph feature, i trust 'm

yovo has made fois gras for us. (you can eat it ) and since franzbear is a vegitarian, he made him an E-coli Veggie burger.
 
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When did Franzbear become vegetarian?! No way! No son of mine is going to be some vegetable killer! Franzbear, sit right down and eat this steak now!
 
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Didn't you see his bumper sticker? I'm not a vegitarian because I like animals, I'm a vegitarian because I hate plants!

and then there's the legalize it sticker...
 
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Good morning yomamma! Don't be late for school! :biggrin:
 
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morning thread http://carboninside.com/brush.gif
 
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Moonbear said:
Good morning yomamma! Don't be late for school! :biggrin:
Don't forget your water resistant footwear. :biggrin:
 
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yomamma said:
Didn't you see his bumper sticker? I'm not a vegitarian because I like animals, I'm a vegitarian because I hate plants!
I like my animals well done.
 
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Artman said:
Don't forget your water resistant footwear. :biggrin:
The lead galoshes or the steel rainboots with the attached wires?
 
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Evo said:
...steel rainboots with the attached wires?
Are these ribbed? :-p
 
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Artman said:
Are these ribbed? :-p
ribbed and lubricated
 
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are we starting the turtle thread again? :eek:
 
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Yeah, it's time for everyone to take their turtles out and give them a good buffing. :biggrin:
 
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o_O Evo's got the season confused.. its Autumn, silly! :biggrin:
 
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But isn't Autumn the time to buff your turtles before the weather gets too cold for them to come out of their shells?

Although I believe Artman described a turtle warmer that might be effective.
 
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Evo said:
But isn't Autumn the time to buff your turtles before the weather gets too cold for them to come out of their shells?
I want to get mine a good spit polish. :-p
 
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"Here's your turtle franzbear"

"...no that's not an alligator silly, it's just your turle is cooler than ours because...um...your so cool"

"Make sure you give it a good polish, don't forget the eyes, rub those extra hard...yes he's already out of his shell...I think he likes you"
 
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Franzbear! stop playing with that turtle, it's one of DocToxyn's favorites! *smacks franzbear*

Now, let's go to the beach to get that out fo our system...


okay...you lie down like this...and when the wave comes, paddle. yes, I'm sure you're supposed to face the wave! ready...paddle! *runs into town*

TSUNAMI!

WHOOOOOOSHHHHHH!

*picks up franzbear from water*

you were supposed to ride it, maybe a bigger wave? ready! Paddle!

*uses ultra-strong electro magnet to pull in asteroids from regions of space*
CRASH! BOOM! WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHH!

okay, that was better, just try to stay under the stratosphere, okay? :redface:
 
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rocketboy said:
"Here's your turtle franzbear"

"...no that's not an alligator silly, it's just your turle is cooler than ours because...um...your so cool"

"Make sure you give it a good polish, don't forget the eyes, rub those extra hard...yes he's already out of his shell...I think he likes you"
Franzbear! Stop playing with your turtle in public! :rolleyes: Boys!
 
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I think franzbear has a weak heart from all his injuries, and will die soon :cry:
never mind it was a good thread while it lasted. :rolleyes:
 
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Don't worry, we can get him a pacemaker. He'll be good as new! :biggrin:
 
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I found a brand new one on the market. it's powerd by microwaves. It says it's safe, wait, what's this small text? except for th... can't read it :| it must say 'except for those kittens'
 
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yomamma said:
I found a brand new one on the market. it's powerd by microwaves. It says it's safe, wait, what's this small text? except for th... can't read it :| it must say 'except for those kittens'
yes, those shouldn't be used on kittens, but I hear that's the only exception so franzbear should be fine.
 
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well, it seems to be working fine. except for those violent seizures, but the only last n hour or two :smile:

maybe we should microwave some burritos

*sets time*
*presses start*

franzbear? franzbear?! are you dancing?!
 
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franzbear! stop waving your arms about while you dance! you're going to knock the pot of boiling ...

WHACK!

SIZZLE SIZZLE SIZZLE HISS

RIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!

now look what you've done...you set off the fire alarm!
what's burning?...hey look! your skin is bubbling!
 
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At least he didn't knock over the...

SPLAT! SIZZLE! CRACKLE! SIZZLE!

...um...deep fryer. Here Franzbear, put some butter on that. No, not you silly, the toast. :rolleyes:
 
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ummm...he is toast
 
  • #8,329
Meh, nothing a few years of plastic surgery won't fix.
 
  • #8,330
Coke bottles are made of plastic.
Plasticity.
 

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