Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
  • #8,961
Yes, I hold the thread killing record of 49 hours :approve:
Tribdog, I can't have any more competition. I'm afraid you can no longer live :cool:

BTW- when are we getting that new skin?
 
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yomamma said:
BTW- when are we getting that new skin?
Yeah, our skin is overdue.
 
  • #8,963
The more I think about it, the more I realize just how much little Franzbear takes after tribdog! :bugeye: Bruised, squashed, burned, burned some more, cut, run over, banged up, exploded, and somehow not dead yet. :eek: Could we have gotten the paternity wrong? :rolleyes: :redface: :blushing:
 
  • #8,964
Where is franzbear? didn't we last leave him in the explosion? kiashoe, bear! go save franzbear from the fire and take him to the DestrayThread hospital, stat! Where there also, suspiciously is a Dr. Moonber, Dr. Yomamma, and Dr. Artman :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,965
Moonbear said:
The more I think about it, the more I realize just how much little Franzbear takes after tribdog! :bugeye: Bruised, squashed, burned, burned some more, cut, run over, banged up, exploded, and somehow not dead yet. :eek: Could we have gotten the paternity wrong? :rolleyes: :redface: :blushing:
OMG! It's tribbear!
 
  • #8,966
This is like that Maury Povich Show :bugeye:
 
  • #8,967
Evo said:
OMG! It's tribbear!
Wait, shhh...not so loud...I'm still getting child support from Franz.
 
  • #8,968
Evo said:
OMG! It's tribbear!
OMG we'll never be able to kill it! :cry: :cry: :cry:
 
  • #8,969
Moonbear said:
Wait, shhh...not so loud...I'm still getting child support from Franz.

franz= poor
trib-rich(er?)
you=insane
 
  • #8,970
yomamma said:
franz= poor
trib-rich(er?)
you=insane
yomamma=deluded
 
  • #8,971
Franzbeardog, come with me, we're going to go snorkeling, (or corkeling as i like to call it). :smile: It'll be fun. :smile: :devil:

Put on your lead swimsuit and your concrete swim fins and don't forget the most important part: the snorklecork.

:rolleyes: Yeah, every good snorkeler uses a cork. :rolleyes: It's more of a challange. :smile:

What do you mean you can't find your snorkelcork? Oh well not to worry, I have one right here.

What's the string hanging out of the middle of it? It looks like what? A fuse! Now franzbeardog, would I give you an M-80 to use as a snorkelcork? o:)

:rolleyes: I'm surprized at you even thinking such a thing! That would be evil. :devil:

Now don't push it in too far, I won't be able to light the... :rolleyes:...I mean get it out when you're done. o:)

Now you get started and I'll just stand here and light a candle...:rolleyes:... so you can find your way back.

<lights M-80>
<puts a cork in the snorkel. >


FubBumfffBLAM!

That was cool the way the lead wetsuit expanded first then exploded!

:biggrin:
 
  • #8,972
m80 lol, you sure haven't done your research
 
  • #8,973
tribdog said:
m80 lol, you sure haven't done your research
Not one of those whimpy modern M80s, I mean one of the black market ones, like when I was kid, with 2 grams of flash powder.
 
  • #8,974
haha! franzbear blew to peices :smile: LMAO!

oh...he's hurt...bad...
 
  • #8,975
Whaaaazzzzzzz upppppp!
 
  • #8,976
stop killing my kill!
 
  • #8,977
Uh oh, looks like Franzbear got scraped up again while out playing. :rolleyes: Oh, okay, here, have a lollipop, it'll make you feel better. Oh, never mind the fuzz on it, it just fell on the floor...of the subway. But 30 second rule applies (or is that 3 second rule?)...whatever, I'm sure the spit it landed in didn't have any nasty infectious diseases you could catch.
 
  • #8,978
Just eat it!

*chomp**cough*

oh, you faker! wow, you're a good actor, I've never see anyones eyes just turn so red! okay, franzbear! time to stop faking! quit it! No, get up off the FLOOR! STOP CONVULSING! FRANZBEAR?!

*kicks franzbear*

fine, I'll just leave :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,979
if it was really my kid it could eat a lollipop droped on the floor in a leper colony in Calcutta.
 
  • #8,980
Moonbear said:
Uh oh, looks like Franzbear got scraped up again while out playing. :rolleyes: Oh, okay, here, have a lollipop, it'll make you feel better. Oh, never mind the fuzz on it, it just fell on the floor...of the subway. But 30 second rule applies (or is that 3 second rule?)...whatever, I'm sure the spit it landed in didn't have any nasty infectious diseases you could catch.
Yuck Here Franzbearpup, let me rinse that off over here...

<hummmm, the sink doesn't work. There is some water in the toilet though (lifts lid, swishes the lollipop around).

There you go. Good as new.:approve:

 
  • #8,981
tribdog said:
if it was really my kid it could eat a lollipop droped on the floor in a leper colony in Calcutta.
If it was really your kid it would probably want to.:-p
 
  • #8,982
Artman! quit going back in time and get franzbear to the Main Hospital! which ALSO suspiciously has a Dr. Moonbear, Dr. Artman, Dr. yomamma, and Nurse Danger..
 
  • #8,983
Artman said:
If it was really your kid it would probably want to.:-p
lol, I got to start making a list. you'd move right on up there
 
  • #8,984
yomomma too.
 
  • #8,985
Now why would tribdog put his own mamma on the list?
 
  • #8,986
yomamma said:
Now why would tribdog put his own mamma on the list?
She's on everyone else's. :-p

<Ducking quickly out of the thread.>
 
  • #8,987
You seem to have left everyone speechless :bugeye:
 
  • #8,988
Yep, absolutely speechless. :bugeye:
 
  • #8,989
:bugeye::bugeye::bugeye::bugeye::bugeye::bugeye::bugeye::bugeye::bugeye::bugeye:
 
  • #8,990
I wonder how long it would take for obestatin to hit the OTC outlets :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,991
The real thing, or some junk products with similar names claiming to be the same thing?
 
  • #8,992
Moonbear said:
The real thing, or some junk products with similar names claiming to be the same thing?

As a pill, ingested and absorbed in the stomach

or maybe as a mandatory food additive in mcdonalds..
 
  • #8,993
cronxeh said:
As a pill, ingested and absorbed in the stomach
or maybe as a mandatory food additive in mcdonalds..
I think we might want to find out what else it does first! Then again, if folks who eat at McDonald's or take a pill without knowing what it is can't reproduce, maybe it's not something to worry about too much, right? :rolleyes: We already know leptin has effects on reproduction, and there are studies underway to find out if adiponectin does. They've only just discovered obestatin, so who knows how many functions it has yet?
 
  • #8,994
:eek: : I haven't posted here for six hours!
 
  • #8,995
Moonbear said:
I think we might want to find out what else it does first! Then again, if folks who eat at McDonald's or take a pill without knowing what it is can't reproduce, maybe it's not something to worry about too much, right? :rolleyes: We already know leptin has effects on reproduction, and there are studies underway to find out if adiponectin does. They've only just discovered obestatin, so who knows how many functions it has yet?

I wonder how similar that peptide is to the active component in Hoodia gordonii
 

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