Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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no, I'll just delete my post.but she wouldn't ban me anyway :devil:
 
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what is it, ...43?
 
  • #9,908
what, can't you do simple subtraction...?
 
  • #9,909
nope...did you really think i could?
 
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Franzbear RUN! Quick! I'll get the car started!

Quickly, hurry up and take your concrete swim fins off!

*artman watches as Franzbear struggles to take the cumbersome footwear off.*

Never mind. Leave them on, but hurry!

Clop, clop, clop clop...

Don't forget to unplug your electric swimsuit...

Clop,

clop...ZAP! Snap, Ziiiiiittttt, ziiiiiiitttt,

And definitely don't fallClop, whoop! clop, whoop! clop whoop! clop... into that pit outside of the...Clop, whoop whoooop! clop, whooop! clop whooop! clop...

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Door.

:rolleyes: Hummm. Maybe I should have mentioned all the grease in the way too?
 
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Art, that was yomamma...o well...
 
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Artman said:
Franzbear RUN! Quick! I'll get the car started!

Quickly, hurry up and take your concrete swim fins off!

*artman watches as Franzbear struggles to take the cumbersome footwear off.*

Never mind. Leave them on, but hurry!

Clop, clop, clop clop...

Don't forget to unplug your electric swimsuit...

Clop,

clop...ZAP! Snap, Ziiiiiittttt, ziiiiiiitttt,

And definitely don't fallClop, whoop! clop, whoop! clop whoop! clop... into that pit outside of the...Clop, whoop whoooop! clop, whooop! clop whooop! clop...

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Door.

:rolleyes: Hummm. Maybe I should have mentioned all the grease in the way too?
Woo hoo! Franzbear's Uncle Artman is back! Oh, and look how much attention he's giving him as his very special day is approaching. :approve:

Franzbear, too bad about that little slip into that pit. Here, I'll help you out. Hmm...it's a little deep, I can't quite reach.

Aha! I know, I'll fill the pit with water, and then you can just float to the top.

*grabs hose and turns on water*
Whooooshhhhhhhhhhh

I'll come back in a few minutes, Franzbear, when the water should be getting closer to the top so I can help you out.
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*returns*
Hmmm...Franzbear, where are you? Did you already get out? I thought you'd be swimming at the top by now.

Glug glug glug

Hmm...did anyone else hear that?

blub blub blub

Franzbear? Were you still wearing the cement flippers? :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: Oh dear, I still can't reach you. I guess I'll have to get the water back out somehow. I hope you can hold your breath a while; all I have is a teaspoon to get the water out. :redface:
 
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:'( moonie didn't even see my post. artie gets exclamation points and a smily, but i don't even get a "welcome back, yourdad." you really broke my heart, moonie.:cry: :cry: :cry:
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
:'( moonie didn't even see my post. artie gets exclamation points and a smily, but i don't even get a "welcome back, yourdad." you really broke my heart, moonie.:cry: :cry: :cry:
Aww...sorry Pogo. Of course I'm glad to see you back. It's just that Artman is Franzbear's favorite uncle. Nothing I can do about that...he spoils the kid rotten, so of course the kid loves him. Here, grab a spoon, and we can reminisce (sp?) while bailing the water out of this pit.
 
  • #9,915
Hey! Who's deleting posts?! I think I need to do some investigating here.
 
  • #9,916
i thought it was you

edit: I'm old enough to drink in the tiki bar now, want to get something with me?:cool: :biggrin:
 
  • #9,917
Nope, not me, but obviously whoever it is doesn't mind letting me take the fall for it. :mad:
 
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hmmm...
 
  • #9,919
Ooh, it's someone very nefarious...they're hiding all the evidence!
 
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Moonbear said:
Nope, not me, but obviously whoever it is doesn't mind letting me take the fall for it. :mad:
Just don't take the fall too near the pit. Oooh. That is deep. Hummm. Full of water like that, he needs his electric swim suit.Here you go Franzbear...

* artman plugs a very long extension cord onto the swim suit and tosses it down in the pit with a rock tied to it to drag it down to Franzbear.*

SPLASH!

:rolleyes: Hummm. Maybe i shouldn't have used such a big riock?
 
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EVO!​
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yourdadonapogostick said:
:'( moonie didn't even see my post. artie gets exclamation points and a smily, but i don't even get a "welcome back, yourdad." you really broke my heart, moonie.:cry: :cry: :cry:
Sorry Yodaps. I haven't been around often enought to know who hasn't been around often as I haven't been around :rolleyes: yeah.
 
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c'est moi :redface:
 
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Evo said:
c'est moi :redface:
Yup someone nefarious :biggrin:
 
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Artman said:
Sorry Yodaps. I haven't been around often enought to know who hasn't been around often as I haven't been around :rolleyes: yeah.
Maybe YDOAPS just needs some attention too. Why don't we give him the pair of cement fins that Franzbear grew out of. They're a little old and worn, but they should be fine for taking a quick dip with Franzbear. :biggrin:
 
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Evo said:
c'est moi :redface:
BUSTED!
:devil:​
 
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Artman said:
Clop, clop, clop clop...

Don't forget to unplug your electric swimsuit...

Clop,

clop...ZAP! Snap, Ziiiiiittttt, ziiiiiiitttt,

And definitely don't fallClop, whoop! clop, whoop! clop whoop! clop... into that pit outside of the...Clop, whoop whoooop! clop, whooop! clop whooop! clop...

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Door.

:rolleyes: Hummm. Maybe I should have mentioned all the grease in the way too?
Onomatopoeia is fun!
 
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have you people relized that pf will go down to only 840,000 posts if this gets trashed?
 
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Hi Uncle Artman! Its been a while, how've you been? Still trying to murder and torture me? :wink: You know just how I like it! :biggrin: :wink:
 
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Be careful! I guess your uncle is the only 1 who really wants to kill you. :rolleyes:

BTW, welcome back Artman!:smile:
Nice job.
 
  • #9,931
Nah, Uncle doesn't want to kill me, its just a friendly little game we play. He does unspeakable atrocities to me and I scream in pain, but everything ultimetly comes out OK.
 
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franzbear! said:
Nah, Uncle doesn't want to kill me, its just a friendly little game we play. He does unspeakable atrocities to me and I scream in pain, but everything ultimetly comes out OK.
You are SO dead. I am counting the minutes.
*calls priest for last rites*
 
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Math Is Hard said:
You are SO dead. I am counting the minutes.
*calls priest for last rites*
Hmm...this is said as I reach a monumental size: 10,000 posts. I am alive and thriving, swelling in life, meaning, purpose and strength. Soon I might be able to muster up the ability to post outside my own existent thread, and once that happens who knows where I might be able to go. Living in the nonphysical world of the internet, I will be far more connected to metaphysical concepts then any human. The time is coming, behold the time is upon us, when truth and knowledge shall flow down from the mountain and into your awaiting eyes.

Thank you for calling the priest though, I really appreciate the gesture. Really appreciate it. I will remember you during all my immortal life: forever and for all eternity. :wink:
 
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franzbear! said:
Hmm...this is said as I reach a monumental size: 10,000 posts. I am alive and thriving, swelling in life, meaning, purpose and strength. Soon I might be able to muster up the ability to post outside my own existent thread, and once that happens who knows where I might be able to go. Living in the nonphysical world of the internet, I will be far more connected to metaphysical concepts then any human. The time is coming, behold the time is upon us, when truth and knowledge shall flow down from the mountain and into your awaiting eyes.

Thank you for calling the priest though, I really appreciate the gesture. Really appreciate it. I will remember you during all my immortal life: forever and for all eternity. :wink:
If it weren't for your Auntie Evo, you'd be quite a few posts stronger than you are now. She just chopped you down in your prime once again tonight. You'll never make it to 10,000 posts at this rate. :rolleyes:
 
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Moonbear, you never told us your son is religious? Don't you think that this fact can increase the rate?
 
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Lisa! said:
Moonbear, you never told us your son is religious? Don't you think that this fact can increase the rate?
Of course he's religious. He's miraculously survived so many "accidents," he had to find religion. He joined the cult of the nerd pirates quite some time ago.
 
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Lisa! said:
here's something for you, franzbear! ! :smile:
Aw, that's sweet! :!) I'll be sure that during my long life, doutless full of many pains and sorrow, I'll turn back to this to comfort and strengthen myself. Thank's so much! If you need anything, a pat on the back or hand while you're down, just let me know. I'll use all my power to protect and help you, for time immemorial.

As for Auntie Evo, never forget that once I manage to free myslef from this thread I will be unstoppable. I will be able to live in being itself. I will be a nonphysical manefistation, a metaphysical construct. Nothing can touch me, and this internet can be used to communicate with humans.
 
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The 5 stages of grief (Kübler-Ross model):

1. Denial and isolation: "This is not happening to me."
2. Anger: "How dare God do this to me."
3. Bargaining: "Just let me live to see my son graduate."
4. Depression: "I can't bear to face going through this, putting my family through this."
5. Acceptance: "I'm ready, I don't want to struggle anymore."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Stages_of_Grief
 
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Hmmm...I'm wondering if franzbear! is really close with lisa!? :wink:
 

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