Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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Exactly, danger.
 
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BicycleTree said:
There's a reason why people _groan_ at puns rather than laugh at them... they might smile a little while groaning but they don't laugh.

Some puns are bad puns, and thus get a groan, but some plays on words and innuendos are really funny, and yes, I really do laugh. Besides, it wasn't just that one line that was funny there. The entire dialogue had me laughing, I can't just pull one line out of context to show it. Did you read that entire section of dialogue?

Though, does humor require one to be laughing out loud? I would still consider something humorous if it made me smile or chuckle. And I also enjoy jokes that you know you should groan at, but you can't stop yourself from laughing anyway.
 
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franznietzsche said:
See, she gets it.

The person with the PhD gets it. I am satisfied that my efforts went unwasted. mmm, yummy food.

Well, I could hardly leave you there starving, especially when you seemed to be getting grouchy from hunger! :-p
 
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franznietzsche said:
The person with the PhD gets it.
Hey! Let's not forget the guy who never finished high school! I got it too.
 
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Guess I'm out for the night, later all. No hard feelings franz.
 
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BicycleTree said:
She has acknowledged it... I am not an outlet for your drunken stupor. Find something else, punch the wall or something.


I've got two guns. One for each of you.

(i know you won't get it, maybe someone worthwhile will).

Moonbear said:
Well, I could hardly leave you there starving, especially when you seemed to be getting grouchy from hunger!

Its not hunger that's making me grouchy, its withdrawals from not talking to tiny for a week :frown: .

BicycleTree said:
Guess I'm out for the night, later all. No hard feelings franz.

What are those?
 
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hypatia said:
Food? who has food?
I have candy, little girl... :biggrin:
 
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BicycleTree said:
Guess I'm out for the night, later all. No hard feelings franz.

Goodnight.

Phew...good...you guys were typing too fast for me! I kept finding 10 new posts everytime I got a reply typed. My head is starting to spin.
 
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Moonbear said:
Goodnight.

Phew...good...you guys were typing too fast for me! I kept finding 10 new posts everytime I got a reply typed. My head is starting to spin.


You need to learn to keep up.
 
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franznietzsche said:
IIts not hunger that's making me grouchy, its withdrawals from not talking to tiny for a week :frown: .

Tiny? Is this your pet name for her? Well, if you're going to keep talking about her, maybe you should make up a nickname for her anyway. It gets a little awkward constructing sentences that refer to her only as she. :biggrin:
 
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franznietzsche said:
You need to learn to keep up.

I thought that was the guys' job? I assist by sitting here looking pretty. :biggrin:

Okay, mostly it's that I'm three hours ahead of you here! So I'm not quite as awake as you are.
 
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Moonbear said:
Tiny? Is this your pet name for her? Well, if you're going to keep talking about her, maybe you should make up a nickname for her anyway. It gets a little awkward constructing sentences that refer to her only as she. :biggrin:


Yes, that is her nick name, i use it far more often than her actual name really. Its kinda got a funny story behind it...well not really funny in Bicycle's sense, but funny in the not normal, hmmm, sense.
 
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Moonbear said:
I kept finding 10 new posts everytime I got a reply typed.
Same here. And Lucy was doing my typing for me again half the time, so of course I had to do it over before posting.
 
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Danger said:
Same here. And Lucy was doing my typing for me again half the time, so of course I had to do it over before posting.


Silly kitty.

I had a cat named lucy once. But we called her lucifer. :devil:
 
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franznietzsche said:
Yes, that is her nick name, i use it far more often than her actual name really. Its kinda got a funny story behind it...well not really funny in Bicycle's sense, but funny in the not normal, hmmm, sense.
Tell us! Tell us! I call my girlfriend Pulchrid :bugeye: . It too has a (probably much more so) interesting story behind it.
 
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Smurf said:
Tell us! Tell us! I call my girlfriend Pulchrid :bugeye: . It too has a (probably much more so) interesting story behind it.


Yours is probably much funnier.


About a year and a half ago, when i first decided to pursue her, my best friend soon after became single, and decided he also wanted to date her. Not good. We never really fought, but there was unspoken friction and competition for a while. At any rate, he had always called her runt, for probably a year before this, initially just to be an ass, and later on it stuck. Well, at the time it occurred to me calling her the same thing he came up with would be bad, making her think of him instead of me would have been counter-productive. At first she objected, saying she preferred runt, but i just kept calling her tiny. After a while my friend moved on and dated someone else, and the name just stuck. Of course, she doesn't know this story, but that's ok.
 
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franznietzsche said:
Yes, that is her nick name, i use it far more often than her actual name really. Its kinda got a funny story behind it...well not really funny in Bicycle's sense, but funny in the not normal, hmmm, sense.

Or maybe that is in the normal sense? Whatever...I just laughed so hard at that it sent me into a coughing fit (maybe I should have swallowed my orange juice before laughing). :smile:
 
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Moonbear said:
Or maybe that is in the normal sense? Whatever...I just laughed so hard at that it sent me into a coughing fit (maybe I should have swallowed my orange juice before laughing). :smile:


Even i didn't think it was that funny.
 
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franznietzsche said:
Even i didn't think it was that funny.

That might mean I'm becoming delirious with fatigue. I might have to get myself to bed soon. I just imagined you saying it totally dead-pan...the delivery was excellent. :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
That might mean I'm becoming delirious with fatigue. I might have to get myself to bed soon. I just imagined you saying it totally dead-pan...the delivery was excellent. :biggrin:


Well that always does help, yes.
 
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Yeah, people immagining you saying this better than you did. That's a help.
 
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franznietzsche said:
Silly kitty.

I had a cat named lucy once. But we called her lucifer. :devil:
I just wasted about 10 minutes trying to find a previous post of mine that dealt with that. No luck. I'm too lazy to do it over, so when I finally find it during a slow spell, I'll pull up this quote and direct you to it.
 
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Smurf said:
Yeah, people immagining you saying this better than you did. That's a help.


So do we get to hear the pulchrid story?
 
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Danger said:
I just wasted about 10 minutes trying to find a previous post of mine that dealt with that. No luck. I'm too lazy to do it over, so when I finally find it during a slow spell, I'll pull up this quote and direct you to it.

If it helps, I remember you commenting on it...or was it Lucy-fur? (This is the appropriate place to groan.)

I can't remember what thread you mentioned it in though.
 
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Moonbear said:
If it helps, I remember you commenting on it...or was it Lucy-fur? (This is the appropriate place to groan.)

GROAN. Funny, but GROAN.

We called ours Lucifer as we reasoned it was possessed by the devil. Never a nice cat. Incidentally, i think the devil possessed my mother after it died. Or maybe both in tandem and transferred the remainder of its power over to her when the cat died. I dunno. But it would explain so much.
 
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franznietzsche said:
So do we get to hear the pulchrid story?
I'll admit I can't actually recall the details, I'll ask her tomorrow though and report back. I know that pulchrid is a shortened word from Pulchritudinous, which was in one of her lines in a school play in the drama class that I met her in (which is in itself a funny story, I dropped her)
 
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franznietzsche said:
GROAN. Funny, but GROAN.

We called ours Lucifer as we reasoned it was possessed by the devil. Never a nice cat. Incidentally, i think the devil possessed my mother after it died. Or maybe both in tandem and transferred the remainder of its power over to her when the cat died. I dunno. But it would explain so much.

I think all cats are possessed by the devil.
 
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Moonbear said:
If it helps, I remember you commenting on it...or was it Lucy-fur? (This is the appropriate place to groan.)

I can't remember what thread you mentioned it in though.
'Twas indeed the reference that I was looking for. I know that it was a long thread, and quite a while ago, but I've been flapping around here trying to follow all my favourite folks, that I can't even remember where I've been any more. (Where the hell am I now, for that matter?)
 
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Moonbear said:
I think all cats are possessed by the devil.
I'm not sure moonbear, do you really think he'd stoop that low?
 
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Moonbear said:
I think all cats are possessed by the devil.


I don't know about all cats, but i know at least two mothers who are for sure.
 
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Moonbear said:
I think all cats are possessed by the devil.
Are you sure that's not the other way around?
 
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Danger said:
'Twas indeed the reference that I was looking for. I know that it was a long thread, and quite a while ago, but I've been flapping around here trying to follow all my favourite folks, that I can't even remember where I've been any more. (Where the hell am I now, for that matter?)

Got it! You were blaming the cat for missing items.

https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=68070&page=2&pp=20
 
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Danger said:
So I don't even need the doggie costume...? (down, Artman)
We need a disappointed, pouting smiley. Can't I at least say that that is a very "stylish" costume?


By the way, that wouldn't be humourous back in Shakespere's day. Not that it is now...:biggrin:
 
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Artman said:
We need a disappointed, pouting smiley. Can't I at least say that that is a very "stylish" costume?

*trying to think of a comment on that...trying to think of a comment on that* I stayed awake way too late last night, and the coffee is not kicking in today.
 

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