Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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In summary, Franzbear is the most prolific thread killer in the forum. He has killed at least 12 threads and is likely responsible for 21 more. His ability to kill threads is not a direct outcome of the evidence (number of last posts). You have to at least factor in the total number of posts by each person (posts in GD) to get a more accurate representation of the killer instinct. Franz and Moonie have so many posts here, they are more likely to be the winning killers. You have to divide the number of kills by the total number of posts during the same period to get a corrected distribution.
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Moonbear said:
:smile: :smile: I could just imagine you smacking your forehead with your hand as you were in the middle of typing that. :smile:
That wouldn't have been so bad if I'd thought to drop the mouse first. :redface: I'm going to have some trouble explaining that mark to the girls at work.
 
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  • #3,152
Moonbear said:
I must have been in the wrong subforum. :frown: I'll just peek in the doors of all of them and I guess I'll know I'm in the right place when my butt gets pinched. Is that tonight's secret signal? :biggrin:
You got that right--I'm selling tickets again! :biggrin:
Danger said:
That wouldn't have been so bad if I'd thought to drop the mouse first. :redface: I'm going to have some trouble explaining that mark to the girls at work.
:smile: Yeh, that's not quite as good as scratch marks, aye?
 
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SOS2008 said:
You got that right--I'm selling tickets again! :biggrin:
I'll take a roll, please. :blushing:

SOS2008 said:
:smile: Yeh, that's not quite as good as scratch marks, aye?
Not as dignified, and far more visible. :frown:
 
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Danger said:
I'll take a roll, please. :blushing:


Not as dignified, and far more visible. :frown:
Well, now that you're a member...I think things are now on the house--but I'll have to check with Moonbear about free treatment at the cancer clinic. :confused: I'm sure you could get scratch marks on your own. :eek: Where's Moonbear's cat sound when I need it!
 
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SOS2008 said:
Where's Moonbear's cat sound when I need it!
If it actually sounds like a cat, it might be time for medical intervention. :bugeye:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
I question the "sacrificed chicken" she used. I think she might have substituted a bucket of original recipe from KFC. :biggrin:
Why does this keep getting funnier and funnier to me? :smile:
 
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i wish i had a memory mishap where id only remember for 24 hours, and then it would be all forgotten. some people you don't want to forget, but once you remember them, its hard to try to forget :frown:
 
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cronxeh said:
i wish i had a memory mishap where id only remember for 24 hours, and then it would be all forgotten. some people you don't want to forget, but once you remember them, its hard to try to forget :frown:
Ah...what's the matter honey-bunny? (Ooops, you changed your avatar again!) Has some wicked woman been mean to you? I'll kick her if you'd like me to.
 
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SOS2008 said:
Why does this keep getting funnier and funnier to me? :smile:
Fatigue...?
 
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Danger said:
Fatigue...?
Yah, hey there buddy...I'll tell you somethin'...it isn't any old fatigue symptoms or somethin' *hiccup* Hey there bartender, I'll have 'nother one of those fruity-tooty doodies. :-p
 
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SOS2008 said:
Well, now that you're a member...I think things are now on the house--but I'll have to check with Moonbear about free treatment at the cancer clinic. :confused: I'm sure you could get scratch marks on your own. :eek: Where's Moonbear's cat sound when I need it!

Oh, yep, scratch marks are on-the-house for members. We can provide them on one shoulder or both, and you have the option of deep puncture wounds or long gouges, with or without the Lee Press-On Nails left in your flesh (there's a small extra charge for the nails being left in your flesh to cover our replacement costs). Personally, I recommend just a few deep puncture wounds, maybe just from two fingers, otherwise it might look like it was faked. :biggrin:
 
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SOS2008 said:
one of those fruity-tooty doodies. :-p
Isn't that Howdy Doody's seldom-mentioned brother from San Francisco?
 
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Moonbear said:
Oh, yep, scratch marks are on-the-house for members. We can provide them on one shoulder or both, and you have the option of deep puncture wounds or long gouges, with or without the Lee Press-On Nails left in your flesh (there's a small extra charge for the nails being left in your flesh to cover our replacement costs). Personally, I recommend just a few deep puncture wounds, maybe just from two fingers, otherwise it might look like it was faked. :biggrin:
You are so not well. :smile:
 
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SOS2008 said:
You are so not well. :smile:

Do they even make those anymore? They used to be all the rage when I was a teenager because you could stick them on when you got to school and then pop them off before going home, though, that glue was rather gummy to try to rub off while sitting on the school bus.
 
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Moonbear said:
Oh, yep, scratch marks are on-the-house for members. We can provide them on one shoulder or both, and you have the option of deep puncture wounds or long gouges, with or without the Lee Press-On Nails left in your flesh (there's a small extra charge for the nails being left in your flesh to cover our replacement costs). Personally, I recommend just a few deep puncture wounds, maybe just from two fingers, otherwise it might look like it was faked. :biggrin:
That reminds me so much of somebody that I'm not even going to go near it. :redface:
 
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Danger said:
That reminds me so much of somebody that I'm not even going to go near it. :redface:

What? The faking part? :-p
 
  • #3,167
Moonbear said:
What? The faking part? :-p
That was someone else. And thank you too much for bringing it up.


:wink:
 
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Moonbear said:
Do they even make those anymore? They used to be all the rage when I was a teenager because you could stick them on when you got to school and then pop them off before going home, though, that glue was rather gummy to try to rub off while sitting on the school bus.
Oh I remember those too, but it gave me a good LOL with the visual of these in someone's flesh, and the thought they'd be charged for it.
Danger said:
That was someone else. And thank you too much for bringing it up. :wink:
Ah...Has some wicked woman been mean to you? I'll kick her if you'd like me to.
 
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SOS2008 said:
Has some wicked woman been mean to you? I'll kick her if you'd like me to.
Isn't it a bit early in the season for reruns? :-p
 
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Danger said:
Isn't it a bit early in the season for reruns? :-p
Yes...you're right. You are different, even perhaps special (in a little yellow bus kind of way?), no, dangerous and if anything women need protection from you! :bugeye: Was I lulled by swooping? No it IS fatigue! Okay, and maybe the foo-foo drinks...
 
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SOS2008 said:
Yes...you're right. You are different, even perhaps special (in a little yellow bus kind of way?), no, dangerous and if anything women need protection from you! :bugeye: Was I lulled by swooping? No it IS fatigue! Okay, and maybe the foo-foo drinks...
Little yellow bus...? :confused:
 
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Danger said:
Isn't that Howdy Doody's seldom-mentioned brother from San Francisco?
:biggrin: Oh well, that's still a better name than his dog has. You know, "Doggy Doody." :biggrin:
 
  • #3,173
Danger said:
Little yellow bus...? :confused:
SOS do you want to expalin this to him, or can I? Canni! Canni! Canni! :smile: :biggrin:
 
  • #3,174
Moonbear said:
You were off in that haze of newly discovered love. :biggrin: We passed it about a week ago.


Well it wasn't newly discovered by any means, and things aren't looking so great on that front :frown:
 
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franznietzsche said:
Well it wasn't newly discovered by any means, and things aren't looking so great on that front :frown:

Oh no. :frown: Since Danger hasn't taken up SOS on her offer, we're still in the mood to do a little butt kicking. Want us to set that young lady straight for you? :devil:
 
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Artman said:
SOS do you want to expalin this to him, or can I? Canni! Canni! Canni! :smile: :biggrin:
Yes, please! And I think it will be better if it comes from you. :biggrin:
 
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SOS2008 said:
Yes, please! And I think it will be better if it comes from you. :biggrin:
I've got a bad feeling about this... :rolleyes:
 
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Artman better get here quick. I'm anxious to see him describe the yellow bus metaphor to our friend Danger :biggrin:
 
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Danger said:
I've got a bad feeling about this... :rolleyes:

Huckleberry said:
Artman better get here quick. I'm anxious to see him describe the yellow bus metaphor to our friend Danger :biggrin:
...it's getting worse... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
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You could always google it and probably find an explanation somewhere. Nah, that would be cheating. :biggrin:
Don't say I didn't warn you though.
 
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Huckleberry said:
You could always google it and probably find an explanation somewhere. Nah, that would be cheating. :biggrin:
Don't say I didn't warn you though.
Thanks, but I'll wait. I know how bitterly disappointed Art will be if he's denied the perverse pleasure of whatever he's going to post. I know that it'll be horrible, but one must make sacrifices for the good of the community.
 
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Danger said:
Thanks, but I'll wait. I know how bitterly disappointed Art will be if he's denied the perverse pleasure of whatever he's going to post. I know that it'll be horrible, but one must make sacrifices for the good of the community.
:smile: You may recall that Artman is on vacation (and/or may have been run out of town by his neighbors?). :smile:
 
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SOS2008 said:
:smile: You may recall that Artman is on vacation (and/or may have been run out of town by his neighbors?). :smile:
So? You could drop the sucker in the middle of the Arctic Ocean and he'd find an island with internet access if it meant he could twit me. (I know, because it's mutual.) :biggrin:
 
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women, man, they are like quantum mechanics. nobody understands them, and the select few that do are not understood by anyone else. its like you think you know it, but you do not
 
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I always thought of it as 'As soon as you think you got them all figured out, then everything suddenly changes.'
 

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