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[fresh_42]

Jerry!, Jerry !, ...

Too many beeps and bars. I'm an adult and don't like to be told what I'm allowed to hear and see and what not. This censoring - under the assumption that it had already been added to the original tape - is a single metaphor on the American hypocrisy: either you produce such shows (<substitute by a subject of your choice>) and live with the results, or you do not. But do not pretend as if it was of any quality or you had to prevent your audience from disturbing sounds or views, that's ridiculous. That's why I complain about the news: what happened and weekly happens were and are more or less free decisions, and to complain about them afterwards, is ridiculous.

 

[fresh_42]

Change of subject: What is it, that people are interested in whether Mr. Xyz married Mrs. Uvw or not? I don't get it. It's even less interesting than this famous sack of rice in China.

 

[WWGD]

Too many beeps and bars. I'm an adult and don't like to be told what I'm allowed to hear and see and what not. This censoring - under the assumption that it had already been added to the original tape - is a single metaphor on the American hypocrisy: either you produce such shows (<substitute by a subject of your choice>) and live with the results, or you do not. But do not pretend as if it was of any quality or you had to prevent your audience from disturbing sounds or views, that's ridiculous. That's why I complain about the news: what happened and weekly happens were and are more or less free decisions, and to complain about them afterwards, is ridiculous.

It's trash TV, embarrassing -enough that it is out. But you omitted the last 20-or-so seconds of the show , where Jerry pretends there is a message to the show beyond " Hey, for whatever reason, people watch this trash I am putting out".

 

[WWGD]

Change of subject: What is it, that people are interested in whether Mr. Xyz married Mrs. Uvw or not? I don't get it. It's even less interesting than this famous sack of rice in China.

The NY Times has a few pages devoted to that. Maybe it is a way for those who appear in the column to show that they have made it -- it must cost a fortune to be mentioned there.

 

[skyshrimp]

If a flat earther flew around the Earth in a plane, how would he explain that event?

 

[fresh_42]

If a flat earther flew around the Earth in a plane, how would he explain that event?

Easy:

https://www.physicsforums.com/attachments/225989

 

[StoneTemplePython]

Sorry I didn't go for your namesake Python; still, we don't have StoneTempleJAva (still?) ;).

Well good luck with Java. I know that some people do start with it, though I cannot imagine doing so -- too many Classes and too verbose... doesn't fit with my motto of start simple and build.

My vote in general for applicability and complementers (a useful idea coined by Andy Grove... maybe worth reading about him and the idea some more) is to learn C or Python first. I'm not aware of much great Java based intro to coding MOOC stuff but I am for C and Python, see here:

https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/where-to-start-computer-science.903126/#post-5687288
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[skyshrimp]

Easy:

https://www.physicsforums.com/attachments/225989

So what if he wanted to fly in a straight line, across the ground at level height? Where would he be after traveling for 40,075 km? :D

 

[Jonathan Scott]

Things I learned from the movies #26: all rooms in Paris have a view of the Eiffel Tower.

That's not so far from the truth. On my recent trip to Paris I was quite surprised to see that there are almost no high-rise buildings in the main part of Paris at all, so you can see the Eiffel Tower without much difficult across much of the city. The Pompidou Centre is about 7 floors and is taller than everything else around it, so from the top floors you can see right across Paris in all directions.

 

[fresh_42]

So what if he wanted to fly in a straight line, across the ground at level height? Where would he be after traveling for 40,075 km? :D

It does more or less. I assumed the disc rotating.

 

[WWGD]

Well good luck with Java. I know that some people do start with it, though I cannot imagine doing so -- too many Classes and too verbose... doesn't fit with my motto of start simple and build.

My vote in general for applicability and complementers (a useful idea coined by Andy Grove... maybe worth reading about him and the idea some more) is to learn C or Python first. I'm not aware of much great Java based intro to coding MOOC stuff but I am for C and Python, see here:

https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/where-to-start-computer-science.903126/#post-5687288
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I agree but the jobs I was applying to where denying me on that ground and I am tired of part-time gigs.

 

[StoneTemplePython]

I agree but the jobs I was applying to where denying me on that ground and I am tired of part-time gigs.

Life has a funny way of messing up my plans too

 

[WWGD]

Life has a funny way of messing up my plans too

Worse of all, no one is willing to pay me to watch tv all day while eating cheese puffs. So I must do something else. Go figure!

 

[StoneTemplePython]

Worse of all, no one is willing to pay me to watch tv all day while eating cheese puffs. So I must do something else. Go figure!

I read somewhere that "if you build it, they will come."

So obviously, you just need to create your own YouTube channel and set up a camera. Then the big bucks just start flowing in, right?

 

[WWGD]

I read somewhere that "if you build it, they will come."

So obviously, you just need to create your own YouTube channel and set up a camera. Then the big bucks just start flowing in, right?

Consider it done!

 

[Highwire]

If a flat earther flew around the Earth in a plane, how would he explain that event?

People who buy into conspiracy theories that elaborate would probably have no problem just wrapping that up in some other wild hypothesis, like "the plane ride was a simulation!" or "they moved everything around on a giant conveyor belt!"

 

[WWGD]

If a flat earther flew around the Earth in a plane, how would he explain that event?

They would likely respond with something containing the fragment: " That is what they want you to believe" ( With an ominuous tone of voice; you know, the " They" that have done so much to continually cover up just-about everything). Then they would get upset at me: " Why are you rolling your eyes?" .

 

[fresh_42]

"Why are you rolling your eyes?"

Suggestion of an answer: "Because I cannot afford a contract killer."

 

[nuuskur]

Change of subject: What is it, that people are interested in whether Mr. Xyz married Mrs. Uvw or not? I don't get it. It's even less interesting than this famous sack of rice in China.

intrigue, potential drama. It sells. I don't get it, either, but it is what it is.

Easy:

https://www.physicsforums.com/attachments/225989

without turning the plane, that diagram would demonstrate the Earth is bowl-like

How does a flatearther explain polar days/nights?

 

[WWGD]

Still, the question comes back: If we have the term 'Overwhelmed' and 'Underwhlmed' , why not 'Whelmed'?
And again: 'Ministry' is not a small stry, 'Satisfactory' is not a place where Satis are produced. What gives?

 

[fresh_42]

Still, the question comes back: If we have the term 'Overwhelmed' and 'Underwhlmed' , why not 'Whelmed'?
And again: 'Ministry' is not a small stry, 'Satisfactory' is not a place where Satis are produced. What gives?

Not so fast, young man:

• to whelm
• satisfactory is indeed a place where satis is produced
• and if it aren't the functions of priests which diminish nowadays, I don't know what else should be mini

 

[DrGreg]

Still, the question comes back: If we have the term 'Overwhelmed' and 'Underwhlmed' , why not 'Whelmed'?
And again: 'Ministry' is not a small stry, 'Satisfactory' is not a place where Satis are produced. What gives?

Worse than that, why do "flammable" and "inflammable" mean exactly the same thing?

 

[WWGD]

Not so fast, young man:

• to whelm
• satisfactory is indeed a place where satis is produced
• and if it aren't the functions of priests which diminish nowadays, I don't know what else should be mini

Reminding me of what I had posted here a while back: never to make a joke, comment or vent on a nerd site :). I have had jokes on the pope's infallibillity ( " The pope just said: I was wrong, I _am_ infallible" ) corrected.

 

[WWGD]

Worse than that, why do "flammable" and "inflammable" mean exactly the same thing?

Irregardless ;).

 

[WWGD]

Besides, you drive on the parkway and park in the driveway.

 

[CWatters]

In some countries ordinary roads are free and you pay to use the freeway.

 

[WWGD]

In some countries ordinary roads are free and you pay to use the freeway.

Right, haha , pay the toll to get into the freeway.

 

[WWGD]

More from the restaurant with the 50% off every dish from noon to 4 p.m. which then gives you portions half the size of the original: Coupons at the exact same price for things sell in the restaurant.

 

[StoneTemplePython]

And again: 'Ministry' is not a small stry, 'Satisfactory' is not a place where Satis are produced. What gives?

It's kind of like, how is "Manure" a gross thing? I mean there's two words under there "Ma" being your Ma, which is a good thing, and "Newer" and new is good too.

 

[WWGD]

It's kind of like, how is "Manure" a gross thing? I mean there's two words under there "Ma" being your Ma, which is a good thing, and "Newer" and new is good too.

...And it almost got George a date with Marissa, so , how bad can it be? I call my favorite French wine: Caumanure. Sounds French-wine-like.

 

[StoneTemplePython]

...And it almost got George a date with Marissa, so , how bad can it be?

I was talking about this bit with someone a couple weeks ago believe it or not. I have it mixed up in my head with the Marisa Tomei timeline too (and also the 'By Mennen' episode where George steals his date's alarm clock with hilarious after effects).

So I had to look it up -- this one is with a waitress at Monk's, epic lunch date in the park... it ends with George eating alone at Reggie's

I call my favorite French wine: Caumanure. Sounds French-wine-like.

a nice edit -- I almost didn't see this! I like it, but I don't know if I'd drink it!

 

[WWGD]

I was talking about this bit with someone a couple weeks ago believe it or not. I have it mixed up in my head with the Marisa Tomei timeline too (and also the 'By Mennen' episode where George steals his date's alarm clock with hilarious after effects).

So I had to look it up -- this one is with a waitress at Monk's, epic lunch date in the park... it ends with George eating alone at Reggie's
a nice edit -- I almost didn't see this! I like it, but I don't know if I'd drink it!

Isn't that the episode of " The Summer of George" , where he was going to decompress/decompose ( decompress from not having worked for , basically ever)?
Just ask the waiter if he has cow manure, but pronounce it with French accent. And ask for it fresh. Don't give me the old stuff, I want my wine fresh.!

 

[StoneTemplePython]

Isn't that the episode of " The Summer of George" , where he was going to decompress/decompose ( decompress from not having worked for , basically ever)?

haha what? The Summer of George is extra classic but I was thinking of the lunch date / walk in the park which was in season 6.

Just ask the waiter if he has cow manure, but pronounce it with French accent. And ask for it fresh. Don't give me the old stuff, I want my wine fresh.!

what vintage year? Perhaps '42?

 

[WWGD]

what vintage year? Perhaps '42?

No, make a scene if they offer you the '42 , shouting " This is old wine! I want my wine fresh ! " like a gauche new-rich.

 

[StoneTemplePython]

No, make a scene if they offer you the '42 , shouting " This is old wine! I want my wine fresh ! " like a gauche new-rich.

By the way, I really like dumb word association games. Frequently the other people don't even know they're playing though!