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BoulderHead
Unless you're [a] Saint, yes.Math Is Hard said:
What's your favorite prehistoric creature?
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What's your favorite prehistoric creature?
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MSI
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women!
should i ask a [stuped] question?
should i ask a [stuped] question?
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BoulderHead
Good answer with women, MSI !
What’s a typical population size tribes reach before internal squabbling produces a factious split?
It's ok, you just did.MSI said:
What’s a typical population size tribes reach before internal squabbling produces a factious split?
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Ba
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Two, people don't get along.
Who started the first revoloution?
Who started the first revoloution?
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jimmy p
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Ba said:
The guy who pushed the wheel.
Why arent wheels square?
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MSI
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because the edges will be brocken if you round it ..
are you evil?
are you evil?
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jimmy p
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MSI said:
Not but I live backwards.
What do cows drink?
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Sariaht
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frozen oxigen, that's why they muu constantly.
Since we are talking about frogs anyway, I have a question for you:
If frogs have green blood (?), and humans have red blood but kings have blue blood, what color has the blood of princes that has turned into frogs?
Since we are talking about frogs anyway, I have a question for you:
If frogs have green blood (?), and humans have red blood but kings have blue blood, what color has the blood of princes that has turned into frogs?
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Ba
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Orange, nothing else has orange blood.
Why do frogs ribbet?
Why do frogs ribbet?
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jimmy p
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Ba said:
Frogs ribbit because they were the last creatures to be invented, and as such, all the decent animal noises were taken up. So they had to choose between "ribbit" and "sound of someone with explosive diarrhoea" it was an obvious choice.
Why shouldn't you put toast in a toaster?
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Sariaht
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The toast burns in hellfire, as the humans put them in toasters to devour them not knowing that a part of hell stays in the toast. Beware, for you eat the bread of the dead!
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PS. Can I go now?
Originaly posted by Ba:
When you wrote orange blood, did you mean blood orange?
PS. Can I go now?
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Sariaht said:
Yes but come back later.
Never let the thread go.
What is the point of a Banana?
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The Bob said:
The point is to be the only fruit with three 'a's' and two 'n's'
To be the only yellow fruit?
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The Bob
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Is like the only needle in the haystack.madcat11 said:
What is a Bond Bong?
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jimmy p
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The Bob said:
Something 007 uses before he goes on a misson for that extra boost.
Does James Bond drink milk?
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The Bob
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Yes but only strawberry flavoured.jimmy p said:
What is the point of a Licence to Kill?
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What is the point of a Licence to Kill? The Bob (2004 ©)[/QUOTE said:
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Ba
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He was going bald.
Why do bald heads have such a glare?
Why do bald heads have such a glare?
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The Bob
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All I have to say is Bowling Ball Polishers.Ba said:
What is the point in the frames at Bowling places?
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plover
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Broken glass. Bowling alley vandalism is part of a thriving urban economy.
Who is getting the bowling alley vandal vote this year?
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Chopnik.plover said:
Why do slugs burn with salt?
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they are alergicThe Bob said:
Why do humans say the most obvious things?
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The Bob
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Because they are stupid, I thought that was obvious.avemt1 said:
What is the point in Shaving?
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jimmy p
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The Bob said:Because they are stupid, I thought that was obvious.
What is the point in Shaving?
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To help keep the evil fairies from possessing your mind. All occultists know that evil fairies are attracted to facial hair.
If a bear runs out of toilet paper, what does he use once he has crapped in the woods?
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The bear doesn't use anything, instead he goes over to Goldilock's house and sits on all of the chairs before deciding on a chair that he likes.
Why does toilet paper come in rolls?
Why does toilet paper come in rolls?
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recon said:
Cos if it came in sandwiches, it would cost a lot more. Plus sliced bread doesn't feel quite as nice as a floury bap.
Why didnt the bears just bust Goldilocks for tresspassing, surely that is morally right in modern society?
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Papa Bear thought tresspassing was too harsh, Mama Bear thought it was too soft...jimmy p said:
Why do they call it tresspassing when the problem isn't passing it's tressstaying?
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tribdog said:
I believe the real problem is finding the defining moment between passing and staying. It only takes an instant to pass, but it takes slightly more than an instant to stay. Tresstayantial calulus is a branch of mathematics devoted entirely to this problem. However, few people study Tresstayantial calulus (T.C.) anymore because so many of it's proofs can only be accurately demonstrated with the use of a three-dimensional abacus, and by hopping up and down on one leg shouting "a-hoy! hoy! hoy! hoy!" Few advanced students ever committed to the rigors of the proofs of the subject and failed to give deliver convincing dissertations, falling victim to a similar kind of stifling shame one feels when ordering the rooty-tooty-fresh-and-fruity breakfast at IHOP.
So many people are working on a Theory of Everything these days. How come someone isn't working on a Theory of Nothing?
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Because nothing is boring. We all want something.Math Is Hard said:
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And I do have a question: What is the reason that people like cheese?
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tribdog
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Because it has just as many vowels as consonants.
Is there a way to tell which way electrical current is flowing by taste?
Is there a way to tell which way electrical current is flowing by taste?
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The Bob
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The direction you rotate when the current passes through our tongue.tribdog said:
What is the reason for fuses, I mean really?
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If there was no such thing as fuses your wiring would be made out of one solid reliable piece of wire, and you would never have the joy of being stranded in the middle of the desert at 3AM trying to use a Wrigley's Gum wrapper to bridge the gap to start your motor.The Bob said:
Is the popularity of Everybody Loves Raymond a manifestation of a quantum mechanical paradox?
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tribdog said:
No since that is just an arbitrary name given the show, and its popularity is independant of its name. Realistically, some people out there do infact love the show, so that just means: NOT everybody loves "everybody loves raymond"
If i produced a device which negated the effect of the Earth's gravity on a particular object, it would initially remain stationary relative to the Earth and us, as it would possesses the velocity of the Earth at the moment the device was activated, but since the Earth is spinning on its axis and following a circular orbit around the sun, wouldn't the object (relative to us) start 'flying away' ??
(assuming air resistance is negligible...but if it wasnt negligible and the Earth was moving in a straight line, without spinning, wouldn't the object appear to accelerate as it experienced the resistive forces of the atmosphere? (since it is no longer anchored by gravity?)
...you know i thought this was trying to do a dumb question, but i think i got too into it...
anyway just incase here's a dumb(er) question: would an object approaching the speed of light, as its mass appoached infinty, produce a gravitational field in proportion to its increasing mass??
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You are a prisoner in your mind, it is making you think gravity exists. Humans just made it up because we want to climb out of the pit the Earth actually is.
Why can math teachers never use new technology?
Why can math teachers never use new technology?
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It's against union rules.
Do you pronounce the word "pronounce" Pronounce or pronounce?
Do you pronounce the word "pronounce" Pronounce or pronounce?