Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

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In summary, a group of individuals are discussing a new forum and its purpose of asking and answering "stupid questions." They discuss topics such as how long it takes to reach 1000 posts, the existence of the old forums, the best superpower, an elevator that goes sideways, and the reasons behind posting in this forum. They also explore the question of why they ask questions and the possible theories that have not been invented. Eventually, the conversation turns to the expansion of the universe and the orbit of planets around stars.
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mapper said:
What if confucius was mute while allah is great but not good iif.?

allah was anything but mute - mutable, maybe - but, mute, no; but that's not an answer to a stupid quetion, this is: confusius only confuses, greatly.


If you put confusius in a fusion-driven space ship, traveling at the speed of meditative thought, could you go all the way pre-medieval china without passing goethe?
 
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The Bob said:
What type of phoenix is best at taking the energy from its source?

The Bob (2004 ©)


The gortex covered ones.

Where does the phoenix get his fire source?
 
  • #2,103
madcat11 said:
If you put confusius in a fusion-driven space ship, traveling at the speed of meditative thought, could you go all the way pre-medieval china without passing goethe?
Not bloody likely, and you don't get to ask two questions!
Where does the phoenix get his fire source?
100% Essence of Moron.

When was the last time someone asked a genuinely stupid quetion?
 
  • #2,104
long long back. these days people are not even good at asking stupid questions.


can someone post a serious and logical answer to my stupid question??
 
  • #2,105
You know how on restaurants they always say "no shirt, no shoes, no service"? What if someone walked in with no pants? What would they do then?
 
  • #2,106
Offer them a razor.
If pants and scissors only come in pairs, what the hell is the point of having invented a pant and a scissor in the first place?
 
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If pants and scissors only come in pairs, what the hell is the point of having invented a pant and a scissor in the first place?[/QUOTE]

If a pant and a scissor never existed, then we never would have made the jump to pants and scissors.

But more importantly, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
 
  • #2,108
vikasj007 said:
can someone post a serious and logical answer to my stupid question??


maybe if you put it in the form of a quetion. and then I seriously doubt it..read the thread name...only stupid answers allowed... whoops, ahem: Actually, only when the moon glows orange on tangerine seas.


Did the Beatles really exist in this time frame?
 
  • #2,109
wikkidwife said:
But more importantly, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
My name is Adam, I have a belly button
:P

On the other hand, why am I in europe on a laptop that isn't mine?
 
  • #2,110
Because You're deluded, and a theif that doesn' understand questions. Why the heckare the two perople on the computer next to me getting in and out of the login?
 
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penguinraider said:
Because You're deluded, and a theif that doesn' understand questions. Why the heckare the two perople on the computer next to me getting in and out of the login?
Login??

What login?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
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the one over there.

where'd my feet go?

(had to say something ridiculous...if its been said...the world's populace seriously needs help haha)

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and in case u don't want to answer the feet thing...:
The meaning to life, the universe, and everything? (not sure i got that right)
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being that i am probably the only on pf who hasn't posted a reply on this particular thread here goes.

that's better

Fibonacci
 
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1 said:
being that i am probably the only on pf who hasn't posted a reply on this particular thread here goes.

that's better

Fibonacci

Bloody neophytes need to bloody learn how to post in this thread or stop altogether...*grumble grumble*

Why does physical activity hurt this bad?
 
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franznietzsche said:
Bloody neophytes need to bloody learn how to post in this thread or stop altogether...*grumble grumble*

Why does physical activity hurt this bad?

It doesn't. Try again and it won't hurt.

Why am i stupid?
 
  • #2,116
Bladibla said:
It doesn't. Try again and it won't hurt.

Why am i stupid?

Because nobody loved you as a child.

Why am I in such a fantastic mood?
 
  • #2,117
expensive drugs come to mind...

What is so chaotic about the chaos theory?
 
  • #2,118
The Chao is sacred.

What is the PIN for God's checking account?
 
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0!

Duh!

but he really doesn't need one does he?
 
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whitetigerboy56 said:
but he really doesn't need one does he?
Of course not ! He wouldn't hear of it. Haven't you heard : Jesus saves !

If Jesus is saving, shouldn't we expect a rainy day ?
 
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Gokul43201 said:
If Jesus is saving, shouldn't we expect a rainy day ?


No silly, that's the wrong kind of save. Jesus saves! The rest of you take damage.

Anyone else ready for the rupture?
 
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maybe,if i knew what youwere talking about.
Are we a figment of someone else's imagination?
 
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penguinraider said:
maybe,if i knew what youwere talking about.
Are we a figment of someone else's imagination?
No, you are a figment of your own imagination.

If Jesus saves, then does Moses invest?
 
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NoTime said:
If Jesus saves, then does Moses invest?


No i told you, everyone else takes damage.

Why doesn't anyone else get the paper and pencil RPG joke?
 
  • #2,125
franznietzsche said:
Why doesn't anyone else get the paper and pencil RPG joke?

I don't know about the pencil RPG joke, but I get the paper every morning.

What the hell is a pencil RPG?
 
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It's where you pretend to be a pencil neck geek.
Where have you been?
 
  • #2,127
TheStatutoryApe said:
Where have you been?

Reading a recommended to be me by a sexy woman.

Why don't i sleep?
 
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franznietzsche said:
Why don't i sleep?
You do- you just aren't aware of it because you're always asleep when it happens.

Do you like scary movies?
 
  • #2,129
honestrosewater said:
Do you like scary movies?
Not really. Not my thing.

What sort of cheese do most people like and why?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
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I have a new favourite cheese every month. This month I'm up for a medium Cheddar (perhaps a mild Cathedral City), because it's strong enough for sandwiches yet mild enough for pizza and lasagne.

What's that white stuff that appears on exposed cheese surfaces?
 
  • #2,131
Frost. Your fridge is turned too cold.

Why did the lumberjack cross the river?
 
  • #2,132
to ask the rabbit how sexy is the dutch cow,

Why Bush invade Iraq?
 
  • #2,133
Because camels are more fuel efficient,

why can't I sleep?
 
  • #2,134
You cannot sleep because you are not tired, try getting more exercise.

How does one go about finding the number of different ways a Rubix cube can be set?
 
  • #2,135
the same way one finds the number of different color patterns of a rubix cube.

Why does everyone love a slinky?
 

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