Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[The Bob]

What's the best food to prepare for the feast following that?

We should ask tribdog as it is his day.

Tribdog. What do you want?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[franznietzsche]

Tribdog. What do you want?

he wants frozen soda heated with a MAPP gas torch.

Isn't that right tribdog?

 

[Werdatothewise]

Yzarc, wearily rode his horse into the town where Tribdog had once lived. His hometown of Harmony, Polatski. As he started to look around, he could feel grief swelling up in his throat. Was Tribdog the only survivor of the town's explosion?

He came in favor to find, Tribdog, the Tribbles & Whips food that, 'Ol Tribdog needed survive. NOT his friend Tribdog would be sacrificed! He already had a scam in planning.

Night time was soon to become, because a mysterious voice had called him away from his hay bed and told him that he must on pony back, using only his Shetland Pony, ride the ten hour journey to Harmony. The voice told him, that the only place Tribbles could be found was in Harmony.He was so exhausted, that laying on the firm, fecal, tarantula ground, didn't bother him at all. Bugs or not. He closed his eyes, closing his eyes downing into a deep sleep. Besides, fried tarantula make great filling for his favorite pancakes!

Now, night will fall in three hours.

On to sleep, Yzarc was hoping a dream will answer the questions in his head. After a while Yzarc heard a woman's voice speaking. "Who are you? YZARC! Where are you?" .

Yzarc started to think a survivor may be around. Focusing his eyes, to the left of him, could only see a hazy purple blob in the shape of a woman.

"Pick up the pill!" she said. On the ground was a blue laminating succulent juicy pill.

"It belonged to the Lady of the Lake's," said the voice.

Yzarc, ever the particular, picks it up and say,"And what am I to do this this purple pill?"

"You stupid human!" yells the voice. "NOW down the purple pill and swallow it!" she yells.

"I am not stupid, I am brave!" and he whips the purple pill at the evil laughing temptress. In his daze of sleep, Yzarc had forgotten that he was throwing the jellied purple pill at ghost The pill floats out of the ghosts body and lands on the ground, rolls down the hill, and jumps the bank, and plops into a beautiful pond. Now this pond was filled with fish of the most outstanding colors!

"You think your troubles are gone?" and with that she laughs a horrible laugh. Her awful laugh echoes as a dark grayness swirls around you. "Your troubles have only begun...," the voice cackles.

Suddenly, Yzarc find himself inside a horrible, twisted, cold and gray labyrinth. He hears screeches and watches as a group of small, flying monsters are heading towards him. With a frightened scream, Yzarc starts to run for his life. Branches swing out in front, but he shoved them aside running - looking for a place to hide. The flying monsters are getting closer, their awful screeches piercing the air. They have found him.

The woman's wicked laugh rings in your ears.

Yzarc was running as fast as he could when he realized he had one bottle of deadly poison in his hidden pocket. Pressing the passcode to gain entry into his hidden pocket, he retrieved the bottle. Yzarc, screwed opened the cork with his large teeth. Throwing drops of the pee-like liquid poison at the little flying monsters. He stood and watched for a moment as the little *bwitching monsters shriveled up and died. Turning his back from this scene, Yzarc took note of all the entrances, each large opening seemed to be begging him to enter. Not sure what to do, Yzarc, started running, he could see in the distance an opening with a red calming light. Running toward, and into the red light, he ran for hours. In heavy body sweat, black dirt dripping from his chin, pants that were wet for lack a facility, green snot running down his nose, finding his mouth and dripping into the opening - which of course he enjoyed, his reward was a solid dead end.

In the echoing distance, he could hear the ghost's crackling laughter.

 

[Moonbear]

Werdas, you have to ask a quetion after you give an anser!

 

[BoulderHead]

Yeah, and don't forget to give an answer either, lol.

Yzarc !

 

[Gokul43201]

Are we all dead, then ?

 

[Werdatothewise]

Werdas, you have to ask a quetion after you give an anser!

Yeah, and don't forget to give an answer either, lol.

Yzarc !

Are we all dead, then ?

Less be me, who flonders with a brain that hinders an easy thought to totally kill the wise people who try to make a question easier, and I, yes, I am totally confused. ROFLMAOOOOOOOOPIMP! I really am cracking up in laughter." HELPPPPP!

Yzarc was running as fast as he could when he realized he had one bottle of deadly poison in his hidden pocket. Pressing the passcode to gain entry into his hidden pocket, he retrieved the bottle. Yzarc, screwed opened the cork with his large teeth. Throwing drops of the pee-like liquid poison at the little flying monsters. He stood and watched for a moment as the little *bwitching monsters shriveled up and died. Turning his back from this scene, Yzarc took note of all the entrances, each large opening seemed to be begging him to enter. Not sure what to do, Yzarc, started running, he could see in the distance an opening with a red calming light. Running toward, and into the red light, he ran for hours. In heavy body sweat, black dirt dripping from his chin, pants that were wet for lack a facility, green snot running down his nose, finding his mouth and dripping into the opening - which of course he enjoyed, his reward was a solid dead end.

Here is the DAMNO QUESTION! ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WHAT DO HE DO NEXT?​

OMG, I AM LOSING IT LAUGHING SO HARD ~Werdas'

 

[Werdatothewise]

Werdas, you have to ask a quetion after you give an anser!

Sorta like Jeopardy?

Alex Trebeck: Host: "What is Mt. Fuji?"

Contestant Werdatothewise: Mt.Fuji - Fujisan is the highest mountain peak in Japan, 3776 meter high.​

(Now. Am I on the right track? Omgggg, this is killing me in laughter)


~Werdas'

 

[madcat11]

(Now. Am I on the right track? Omgggg, this is killing me in laughter)


~Werdas'

No, you are obviously dimensionally challenged! <--here is the [stupid? I don't know, you be the judge] answer and now I will ask the [stupid? I'll be the judge...] quetion

I'm drained, where are the towels?

 

[Werdatothewise]

No, you are obviously dimensionally challenged! <--here is the [stupid? I don't know, you be the judge] answer and now I will ask the [stupid? I'll be the judge...] quetion

I'm drained, where are the towels?

I thought this was "Never Ending Story...so to speak"...now we talking
off-beat-idioms? omggggggggggg, ya'know, I was confuzzled, still am.

I grow flowers, where are the buds?


**Note: If the above answer is correct, I am more lost, confuzzled, than I have been in 20 years. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ~Werdas

 

[honestrosewater]

What the **** is going on here? All these unasked and unanswered questions are giving me an anxiety attack. Someone needs to restore the order to this thread before my whole world colapses, er, collapses- ah, quick- does "colapses" have one "l" or two?

 

[Gokul43201]

What the **** is going on here? All these unasked and unanswered questions are giving me an anxiety attack. Someone needs to restore the order to this thread before my whole world colapses, er, collapses- ah, quick- does "colapses" have one "l" or two?

'Colapses' (what you call a pair of lapses that happen simultaneously) has one 'l'.

Was that quick enough ?

 

[honestrosewater]

Was that quick enough ?

If you say so.

Why don't we have a stupid anser thread?

 

[Werdatothewise]

Werdas, you have to ask a quetion after you give an anser!

But where does the question originate from? Who gives the question to me?

And, then I take it, I give birth to a answer after the question. But, what is the sense of asking a question if you know the answer?

Can someone put out a suggestion box?

After that I am confused.

 

[honestrosewater]

But where does the question originate from?

That is a question no one knows.

Who gives the question to me?

You must give it to yourself.

And, then I take it, I give birth to a answer after the question. But, what is the sense of asking a question if you know the answer?

To help others discover their ignorance so you can laugh at them later. Good times.

Can someone put out a suggestion box?
After that I am confused.

Sure, if they have enough water (if the suggestion box is on fire cause er water puts out fire and um heh)

If someone asked you how to play the stupid quetion game, what would you tell them?

 

[Gokul43201]

If someone asked you how to play the stupid quetion game, what would you tell them?

The Stupid Quetion Game (ages 13 and up)

Rules :

You may join the game at any point. Or you can watch. The seating area is thataway. What do you do if you chose to play ?

You then proceed to play. How is this done ?

Usually medium-well (but sometimes rare). Some ketchup and mustard ?

Yes please, thanks. What's the score ?

The Score is a beautifully made movie. Wish I'd only seen it. Wanna go with me ?

No thanks. I find the graffitti there mildly annoying. I'll just hold it in. So, what are the rules here ?

 

[UrbanXrisis]

there are none

how corny is that?

 

[tribdog]

at least an ear or two.

Mind if I crack my toes?

 

[UrbanXrisis]

not before I crack up.

did you know the brand of my optical mouse is named "NewMen"?

 

[tribdog]

at least you have a mouse. I'm using an etch-a-sketch.

What does tiger taste like?

 

[franznietzsche]

What does tiger taste like?

The opposite if retig, i promise. Try some today. But you have to catch it live, and eat it fresh. The only way to catch the full opposite of retig flavour.

Does anyone here REALLY understand the life cycle of the retig?

 

[masudr]

The retig has no life cycle - it's life is strictly linear (actually what we have done is to have made a first-order linear approximation to a system that has no $$C^\infty$$-smooth analytic solution).

 

[franznietzsche]

The retig has no life cycle - it's life is strictly linear (actually what we have done is to have made a first-order linear approximation to a system that has no $$C^\infty$$-smooth analytic solution).

Why would you use such terminology as $$C^\infty$$ in gen disc, when only maybe five of the genderal discussion regulars will understand it?

 

[Astronuc]

Why would you use such terminology as $$C^\infty$$ in gen disc, when only maybe five of the genderal discussion regulars will understand it?

Because there are times when it is necessary to quantify something, and this is one of those times. Afterall, this is PhysicsForums.

What is a genderal?

 

[tribdog]

that's jenderal, pronounce henderal. It's spanish for that feeling you get like you are falling just before you fall asleep.

Are fish afraid of heights?

 

[Astronuc]

Are fish afraid of heights?

No, fish seem oblivious to what is beneath them. On the other hand, many are deep thinkers.

How soon will we reach the 2000th question?

 

[tribdog]

I seriously doubt this thread has the legs to make it to 2000.

Will I go blind if I get toothpaste in my eye?

 

[Astronuc]

NO, as long as you don't brush too vigorously. Better yet, don't brush, just flush the eye with water. Don't use liquid nitrogen or butane.

Is there an anser to every quetion?

 

[franznietzsche]

NO, as long as you don't brush too vigorously. Better yet, don't brush, just flush the eye with water. Don't use liquid nitrogen or butane.

Is there an anser to every quetion?

Yes there is, and the answer to whether this thread will make it to 2000 is yes, even if i have to drag it kciking and screaming in an insomniac fit.

Is it a bad thing that i haven't slept since sunday night?

 

[tribdog]

not if it's monday morning.

I have recently received a fie on me. Am I in any danger?

 

[franznietzsche]

not if it's monday morning.

I have recently received a fie on me. Am I in any danger?

Grave mortal danger. The only safeguard is too light stuff on fire.

Why is fire so tasty?

 

[Ba]

It produces a nice bite to the tongue.

What is so great about 2000?

 

[franznietzsche]

It produces a nice bite to the tongue.

What is so great about 2000?

Nothing, but 2056 is an awesome number.


How do you say "hunkelfraut" in binary?

 

[The Bob]

How do you say "hunkelfraut" in binary?

I will get you to tell me if you give me one chocolate biscuit.

Do you want a biscuit?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[franznietzsche]

Do you want a biscuit?

The Bob (2004 ©)

No but i need caffeine IV, and i need one quick. I'm starting to look like i have turets syndrome. Its bad.


Why is caffeine the elixir of life?