Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

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In summary, a group of individuals are discussing a new forum and its purpose of asking and answering "stupid questions." They discuss topics such as how long it takes to reach 1000 posts, the existence of the old forums, the best superpower, an elevator that goes sideways, and the reasons behind posting in this forum. They also explore the question of why they ask questions and the possible theories that have not been invented. Eventually, the conversation turns to the expansion of the universe and the orbit of planets around stars.
  • #1,996
Moonbear said:
No, that's a hangover remedy.

Do you realize this thread is making even me blush? :blushing:


It couldn't possibly. You lack the GATTACA sequence in your genome--quite simply, you're physically incapable of blushing. The GATTACA sequence codes for a little known protein, thycyclinamine, which enables the facial muscles to draw extra blood when the organism is perturbed by a stimulus.

Who discovered this protein and the genetic sequence that produces it?
 
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  • #1,997
franznietzsche said:
Who discovered this protein and the genetic sequence that produces it?
Mother Nature.

How do you make a Stealth Kitty?
 
  • #1,998
How do you make a Stealth Kitty?
You wait for the female house cat to come into heat, then attempt to open any door leading to the outside…
*can you say ‘kitty litter’?*


What would be the first thing you would do if you possessed the flexibility of a cat?
 
  • #1,999
I'd clean my own genitals without needing running water.

So, who's going to have the glory of post #2000 then?
 
  • #2,000
brewnog said:
I'd clean my own genitals without needing running water.

So, who's going to have the glory of post #2000 then?

Why, I'll take the honor! Can we let the thread die a quiet death now that the thread-killer is here? :biggrin:
 
  • #2,001
Moonbear said:
Can we let the thread die a quiet death now that the thread-killer is here? :biggrin:
No, I will fight you to the death for that ! We can not permit the curtailing of stupidity.

Darest thou quetion this right of ours ?
 
  • #2,002
Gokul made post 2,000

Today 01:45 PM by Gokul43201 2,000 29,295
 
  • #2,003
Evo said:
Gokul made post 2,000

Today 01:45 PM by Gokul43201 2,000 29,295

Nope,Gokul made REPLY NO.2000,POST NO.2000 was made by Moonbear. :-p

Now,why don't u close it,else they want to go to 3000...?? :-p

Daniel.
 
  • #2,004
I only count replies. The first post is the thread start, so it doesn't count. A thread with zero replies is a dud, although it has "one" post.

So, either can claim it. :-p
 
  • #2,005
Well let the thread die then. A group of us saved it and now it has reached this total. Personally I don't see the problem with letting it go on. If people are annoyed by it then ignore it.

Will we ever see 3000 for this thread?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #2,006
It broke 2000 and i wasn't HERE! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


I'm going to need a lot of chocolate ice cream after this. :frown:
 
  • #2,007
The Bob said:
Will we ever see 3000 for this thread?
You better, you better, you bet.

Here franze, no chocolate but ... you like dulce de leche ?
 
  • #2,008
franznietzsche said:
It broke 2000 and i wasn't HERE! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


I'm going to need a lot of chocolate ice cream after this. :frown:
For enough money I can delete some posts and let you be the 2,000th. :biggrin:
 
  • #2,009
Gokul43201 said:
You better, you better, you bet.

Here franze, no chocolate but ... you like dulce de leche ?


Its ok, I'm not crazy about it though.

I'd settle for truck load of tamales con chiles though. :-p
 
  • #2,010
franznietzsche said:
Its ok, I'm not crazy about it though.

I'd settle for truck load of tamales con chiles though. :-p
Don't worry. You will get to see 3000 posts go by.

So let's start here.

Why was this thread invented in the first place?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #2,011
Recently I noticed this: Evo's really beautiful!
 
  • #2,012
chound said:
Recently I noticed this: Evo's really beautiful!
Recently? It seems many others have made the same observation.

So where to now?
 
  • #2,013
The Bob said:
Don't worry. You will get to see 3000 posts go by.

So let's start here.

Why was this thread invented in the first place?

The Bob (2004 ©)


It was a repeat of the original thread way way back in PF 2.0

Why didn't you just read the opening post to find that out?
 
  • #2,014
Astronuc said:
So where to now?
Into the great beyond, where an infinite wealth of stupidity awaits us.

fransnietsche said:
Why didn't you just read the opening post to find that out?
That would require clicking the < button way too many times.

Hey, what's this box with "First" written on it ?
 
  • #2,015
Gokul43201 said:
Hey, what's this box with "First" written on it ?


Its a self-destruct for your computer, push it quick, before the evil viruses are downloaded and destryo j00s!


A woman walks into a tech support center with her pc and says its broken, that it just stopped working on here. The techie asks her what she was doing when this happened. She replied "tidying up". The techie looks at her in confusion and asks her what she means. She replies that she went into the windows folder and found everything was a mess. So she moved all the .dlls into one folder, all the .exes into another folder, and so on.

If you were that techie, what kind of horrible retribution would you exact on this woman?
 
  • #2,016
franznietzsche said:
A woman walks into a tech support center with her pc and says its broken, that it just stopped working on here. The techie asks her what she was doing when this happened. She replied "tidying up". The techie looks at her in confusion and asks her what she means. She replies that she went into the windows folder and found everything was a mess. So she moved all the .dlls into one folder, all the .exes into another folder, and so on.

If you were that techie, what kind of horrible retribution would you exact on this woman?

My! My! Her hands should be kept on one side of the body. Her legs on the other. All her alimentary canal should be placed in one corner. Her respiratory system in another, etc :rolleyes:
 
  • #2,017
chound said:
My! My! Her hands should be kept on one side of the body. Her legs on the other. All her alimentary canal should be placed in one corner. Her respiratory system in another, etc :rolleyes:


You're supposed to give an answer, AND ask a question.
 
  • #2,018
franznietzsche said:
If you were that techie, what kind of horrible retribution would you exact on this woman?
I like chounds idea of an anatomical re-alignment. I would also insist on putting both thumbs in the same hand, and the remaining fingers in the other.

After all, bilateral symmetry is just over-rated, isn't it ?
 
  • #2,019
Gokul43201 said:
I like chounds idea of an anatomical re-alignment. I would also insist on putting both thumbs in the same hand, and the remaining fingers in the other.

After all, bilateral symmetry is just over-rated, isn't it ?

Exactly. We should all take on the formlessness of amoebas and globhob around.

How long will it take for this thread to die like the thread-killer champions thread?
 
  • #2,020
It was just about dead b4 your posting...
As for the thread-killer thread,well,if i don't kill it,nobody will...:devil:

Danievil.
 
  • #2,021
motai said:
How long will it take for this thread to die like the thread-killer champions thread?
This thread never will never die. At times, when the going gets tough, it will develop a cyst and go into a non-motile state for extended periods of time, until it is eventually resurrected by The Bob.

Which begs the question : Where is The Bob ?
 
  • #2,022
Beats me, maybe he is at the top of your quantum well.

So why am I not going to be the one who kills that beloved thread?
 
  • #2,023
mattmns said:
Beats me, maybe he is at the top of your quantum well.

So why am I not going to be the one who kills that beloved thread?

Because i have a fetish for thread killing.

If i don't ask a question at the end of this post, will that kill the thread?
 
  • #2,024
franznietzsche said:
Because i have a fetish for thread killing.

If i don't ask a question at the end of this post, will that kill the thread?
Yes it would have (especially if what wasn't a question also wasn't a quetion), but it's too late now.

How can you even see the keys on the keyboard this late into the weekend ?
 
  • #2,025
Gokul43201 said:
Yes it would have (especially if what wasn't a question also wasn't a quetion), but it's too late now.

How can you even see the keys on the keyboard this late into the weekend ?


I don't know, but I've already done about 300 lines of code in the past hour, i'd call it a productive evening.

Why is caffeine so wonderful?
 
  • #2,026
franznietzsche said:
Why is caffeine so wonderful?

because it is quite addictive.

hey, that's why i cannot stop myself whenever i see a bottle of coke.
 
  • #2,027
vikasj007 said:
because it is quite addictive.

hey, that's why i cannot stop myself whenever i see a bottle of coke.


OK if you're going to drag this thread up from oblivion at least follow the rules.

What is it with neophytes and posting incorrectly here?
 
  • #2,028
franznietzsche said:
What is it with neophytes and posting incorrectly here?
They do it to annoy you- they like it when you call them neophytes.

How many neophytes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
  • #2,029
honestrosewater said:
How many neophytes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

that depends on a no. of factors, the size of the bulb, its location, etc. etc.

BUT

how many light bulbs does it take to enlighten a neophyte?
 
  • #2,030
vikasj007 said:
how many light bulbs does it take to enlighten a neophyte?
Only one, unless they're a turtle (turtles are notoriously slow, you know).

Who else was offended by that anti-drug commercial comparing your brain to an egg?
 

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