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Mk
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Integrated Circuitry.
How many letters are on your shampoo bottle?
How many letters are on your shampoo bottle?
Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer
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In summary, a group of individuals are discussing a new forum and its purpose of asking and answering "stupid questions." They discuss topics such as how long it takes to reach 1000 posts, the existence of the old forums, the best superpower, an elevator that goes sideways, and the reasons behind posting in this forum. They also explore the question of why they ask questions and the possible theories that have not been invented. Eventually, the conversation turns to the expansion of the universe and the orbit of planets around stars.
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franznietzsche
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Mk said:
About as many as i can fit on my body written in whip cream.
Why is whip cream so yummy?
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Mk
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Because its warm and wet!
Why your mom licking your whipped cream covered body?
Why your mom licking your whipped cream covered body?
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franznietzsche
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Mk said:
You shouldn't be mistaking yourself for me anymore, we covered this already. when referring to yourself, you say 'me', not 'you'.
What's wrong with this guy ?
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Mk
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Nothing at all, because that is the opposite of what is true (sorry I couldn't think of something better this time), though you comment was pretty bad.
Why did she say licking the whipped cream down under is orally pleasing? I hope that was aurally pleasing...
Why did she say licking the whipped cream down under is orally pleasing? I hope that was aurally pleasing...
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franznietzsche
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Mk said:
You must have gotten lost on your way to the porn forums...
Why am i still awake?
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Sariaht
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Because you are a vampire, and your teeth is as long as... carrots!
Boy, am I hungry?
Boy, am I hungry?
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Mk
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Because of your mom... nothing, its been taken too far.
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vikasj007
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Sariaht said:
no you are not. neither am i.
what did i have for lunch today??
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honestrosewater
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A callipygian wobbegong.vikasj007 said:
Do sharks even have buttocks?
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loseyourname
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honestrosewater said:
They don't have legs and so they don't have the musculature that we associate with our asscheeks.
Why do take naps in the early evening and end up staying awake all night?
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loseyourname said:
Because evening is passe and the night is around.
Why is the night round?
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Ba
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The night is round because it follows the moon.
Why do people say the moon is made of cheese?
Why do people say the moon is made of cheese?
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Becouse cheese is yummey and the man in the moon needs sustanance. ANd what better to eat than cheese!
Where does all the new cheese come from after he eats it all in 28 days?
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Ba
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It goes through the moon cycle.
Why does fog burn off?
Why does fog burn off?
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The Bob
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Burn off? Fog Burns off?Ba said:
The Bob (2004 ©)
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madcat11
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The Bob said:
That was a quetion, The Bob - shame on you - , and fog doesn't burn off it just sputters away.
Where does fog go?
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The Bob
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The first part of my post was amazment that fog burns off. The next bit was the question. I do apologise.madcat11 said:
It packs it's bags and goes to Scotland. I don't know why but fog likes Scotland.madcat11 said:
Might by why it is so foggy up there, no?
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Is fog afraid of the dark?
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You have to answer the last posters question first and then post an answer. Honestly.penguinraider said:
Well fog is but when it is in a large group it is happy and that is why it is more likely to be found at night because it is scared and finds others. In the day, it is not scared and is on its own.
What is the purpose of the rubber duck?
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To keep insecure children from looking out the window in the dark, so they don't start screaming, and crying, and going into bad convulsions, and... (sorry, childhood memories!)
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Evo
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penguinrader, to participate in this thread, you must first answer the question in the prior post then ask a question.
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ok then, (sorry, newbie) why must cows go moo, can't they say something smart like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemememememememeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?
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Bartholomew
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Because cows are nicknamed "foggy fogtop."
Have you read that book?
Have you read that book?
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penguinraider
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no, I can't say I have. What's it about? (There! There's your question!)
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Must be about foggy fogtop topest frog that ever toped the top.
Will this thread’s gravitational pull cause a big crunch of all pf threads possible leading a new pf universe with rules an bylaws?
Will this thread’s gravitational pull cause a big crunch of all pf threads possible leading a new pf universe with rules an bylaws?
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Davorak said:
Somehow... i doubt that.
How come everytime i post in here, someone says something distracting and my questions never get answered?
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brewnog
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Probably because the answer to the preceding question was not particularly notable, and the accompanying question is completely unrelated and usually, rather daft.
What's the chemical composition of a fart?
What's the chemical composition of a fart?
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franznietzsche
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brewnog said:
100% essence of moron.
Are we facing a pandemic of stupidity?
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mattmns
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Yep
Is this thread going to die, now that it is not the strongest anymore?
Is this thread going to die, now that it is not the strongest anymore?
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No this thread is like the phoenix, it just keeps rising from its ashes evey time... How much entropy does a phoenix cause when it recombusts back to life? ( and where does it get all of that energy!?)
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You must learn to realize the truth.... There is no energy.Daggath said:
Entropy is low, very low.
What type of phoenix is best at taking the energy from its source?
The Bob (2004 ©)
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Ok. The bottle of wine is finished and the wife's in bed. Suddenly Einstein seems lost and only Hawkins has the answer. Is he the Einstein of Our Times? and would he help me with the design of my permanent magnet no-external-power motor...
B.T.W. I do have a PM3 motor design and have had some results. Reading up on the Adams Motor and the FluxGate etc I see where they went wrong and where I went wrong. I have the pieces of the puzzle now. Watch this space...
B.T.W. I do have a PM3 motor design and have had some results. Reading up on the Adams Motor and the FluxGate etc I see where they went wrong and where I went wrong. I have the pieces of the puzzle now. Watch this space...
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mattmns
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^ what in the hell
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mapper
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mattmns said:^ what in the hell
In the form of the question and answer it would be "who in the hell" A= Pat Sajak is back on the forums again.
What if confucius was mute while allah is great but not good iif.?