Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[Mentat]

Originally posted by FZ+
Because history + science = unstable explosive mixture.

What is the chemical reason for that?

Flatu-earliness. (See Mr. Robin Parson's [stupid] answer).

If flatulate can be taken apart thus, then what does it mean to "flatu"?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Mentat

If flatulate can be taken apart thus, then what does it mean to "flatu"?

GAS!

(I'm amazed, someone got there answer in while I was typing mine, YOWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!)

If you could catch "Time in a bottle", what time would it be??

 

[climbhi]

It would be a really good time to get drunk.

If you were drunk from drinking time and driving at the same time and were pulled over would you still get a ticket?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by climbhi
It would be a really good time to get drunk.

If you were drunk from drinking time and driving at the same time and were pulled over would you still get a ticket?

Depends on what time you were drinking.

Why is alcohol so commonly related to bad driving?

 

[climbhi]

Originally posted by Mentat
Depends on what time you were drinking.

Why is alcohol so commonly related to bad driving?

For the same reason bad driving is so commonly related to alcohol.

Why is alcohol so commonly related to beer?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by climbhi

Why is alcohol so commonly related to beer?

Because beer is commonly related to belching!

Why is belching so commonly related to drinking?

 

[climbhi]

most people don't just swallow air on their own they need carbonated drink to help them get air down the wrong pipe.

what exactly makes for a good golf waggle?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Climbhi

what exactly makes for a good golf waggle?

A really good crosswind, blowing up the dress!

If you really have an "Axe to Grind", must you first "Un-bury the hatchet"?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
A really good crosswind, blowing up the dress!

If you really have an "Axe to Grind", must you first "Un-bury the hatchet"?

If you don't like the hatchet where it is, I guess so.

I know about blueberries, and strawberries, but what is an "un-bury"?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Mentat

I know about blueberries, and strawberries, but what is an "un-bury"?

the reversed opposite of the inversion of the overturned transpositon of the opposed imposition of flipping over the other side of the relationship of side's opposite to each else...or it means "to dig it up". (one or the other)

I too, know about blueberries, and strawberries, but since neither is made with either 'blue', or 'straw', why in the world are the called that??

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
the reversed opposite of the inversion of the overturned transpositon of the opposed imposition of flipping over the other side of the relationship of side's opposite to each else...or it means "to dig it up". (one or the other)

I too, know about blueberries, and strawberries, but since neither is made with either 'blue', or 'straw', why in the world are the called that??

'Cause it sounds cooler than "tinyberry" and "berry of exposed seeds".

Why do we still call the Native Americans "Indians"?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by mentat

Why do we still call the Native Americans "Indians"?

Cause they all come from "Indiana"!

If the expression "All Hail the King" is used, while you are there, would you really begin to throw hail at him?

 

[Ben-CS]

No, but I would sell it to those willing parties.

Is there any limit to venture capitalism?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Ben-CS

Is there any limit to venture capitalism?

SON, Here at the BLUE Sky mine, we think that "The SKie's the Limit"
we know that there are "no end to markets", "no vison of destitution on any horizon", "all opportunites to fulfill our destinies, as the masters of the never/ending cyclic nature of finance, will be sought after by "The Achiever's" son, are you an Achiever Sun?

 

[Cristi]

How come I'm your father, but you're not my son?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
SON, Here at the BLUE Sky mine, we think that "The SKie's the Limit"
we know that there are "no end to markets", "no vison of destitution on any horizon", "all opportunites to fulfill our destinies, as the masters of the never/ending cyclic nature of finance, will be sought after by "The Achiever's" son, are you an Achiever Sun?

Were you going to post a quetion?

 

[climbhi]

Originally posted by Mentat
Were you going to post a quetion?

He did, I believe it was "are you an achiever sun?"

Well, so are you?

 

[Moetasim]

Whats your name?

 

[Another God]

Well, I think that question wins. All this time we have been waiting for the Jehova question, the stupid question to answer all stupid questions... and there it is. Wow huh?

Do you think he missed a page or 2 or 60 from the rest of this thread?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Another God

Do you think he missed a page or 2 or 60 from the rest of this thread?

Nope, it's because he's not a lawyer, cause we all know it's only the lawyers who read all of the rules!

How long will it take for this thread to reach a Gigglebyte?

 

[Ben-CS]

A jeer and a laugh.

If a bear falls on a ranger in the middle of an urban jungle, will they make a scene?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Ben-CS
A jeer and a laugh.

If a bear falls on a ranger in the middle of an urban jungle, will they make a scene?

Nah. Other people might make a scene, but the bear would have to be dead, and so would the ranger.

If a tree falls in the middle of the forest, and no one is there to hear it...what's the speed of light?

 

[J-Man]

Mentat asked:
If a tree falls in the middle of the forest, and no one is there to hear it...what's the speed of light?

About half the speed of heavy.

How can I get free beer?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by J-Man
About half the speed of heavy.

How can I get free beer?

How should I know? I can't even get it if I pay!

Why is there a law about how old you have to be to drink alcohol?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Mentat

Why is there a law about how old you have to be to drink alcohol?

Because you need be old enough to know how to write/type, when you can't see straight.

Has anyone seen my Flashlight?

 

[bogdan]

I'm a girl...
(the answer to "How come I'm your father, but your not my son ?", posted by Cristi)

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by bogdan
I'm a girl...
(the answer to "How come I'm your father, but your not my son ?", posted by Cristi)

COOL, but I suspect you have the wrong thread /perhaps/ you should read some of the first 'several' postings. in this thread, to know what is going on, so you too can participate, and have fun. (Looking for the Gigglebyte Beast)

How is it that I have two Dad's?

 

[bogdan]

Your mom is a hippo...stupid enough ?

 

[Another God]

Stupid enough. Not question enough. The second bit was though.

Got it?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by A-No-There God

Got it?

Yes, 42 of them actually!

How big is 42 "Its"?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Yes, 42 of them actually!

How big is 42 "Its"?

Infinite, duh.

What is the driving force behind laziness?

 

[bogdan]

A drunken one...or 42...
Why insert an ordered list into your message ?

This is cool...heaheahea...
Yeah...cool...huhuhu...(slap)
Ough...where did my neuron go ?...hehehehe...
Am I stupid or not ? This is the question...or not ?[?]

 

[Ben-CS]

Alignment. There. Yes. No.

What makes the ski blur?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally Asked by Ben-CS

What makes the 'ski' blur?

BEER!

What makes the Sky blurry?

 

[Ben-CS]

MORE beer...and a couple of antacids.

Qui a coupé le fromage?