Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[joeyar]

Better - we wouldn't have to endure that 'If god were one of us' song.

What song would we have to endure in its place if I had a microphone?

 

[Mentallic]

If Betty bought a bit of butter, but the butter that Betty bought was bitter, would Betty buy another bit of butter?

 

[Blades0fChaos]

Depends what she did with the butter.

Why can't cows travel down stairs?

 

[joeyar]

Because they're scared of the lions in the basement.

Why would the basement be an ideal place to keep my pet zebra?

 

[Blades0fChaos]

To keep it away from babies.

Why are babies so lethal?

 

[Mentallic]

because the mothers are so suicidal

If we grow hair, do those hairs grow hair?

 

[physics girl phd]

Not generally... but they do if we are growing hares.

Is raising a hare a hair-raising experience?

 

[Office_Shredder]

Only if you scare the hare.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck couldn't be misunderstood?

 

[Ba]

Still none, it only chucks wood because no-one understands it.

How far can a woodchuck chuck wood?

 

[Snaked0c]

As far as wood would go with the force of the wood chuch chucker.

Do metal chucks exist?

 

[Mentallic]

Unless a woodchuck permits it to exist, then no.

If a husband commits adultery, but the wife doesn't mind. Then why is there global warming?

 

[mgb_phys]

If a husband commits adultery, but the wife doesn't mind. Then why is there global warming?

There won't be anymore - now that we have pirates

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/FSM_Pirates.png

 

[Mentallic]

lol ! best stupid answer by far!

 

[franznietzsche]

This frankenstein's monster still exists? Jesus Cristo!

 

[Andrew Buren]

Hey, there is Global Warming on Venus. Let's send Al Gore up there!

 

[Evo]

Let's get back to the game. You must give an answer then ask a quetion.

 

[Office_Shredder]

This frankenstein's monster still exists?

Only if you believe in it.

If a cow farts and nobody smells it, does it still contribute to global warming?

 

[Andre]

Yes, the answer is 42, (joules). Where is everybody?

 

[Office_Shredder]

Earth.

Where is nobody?

 

[Gokul43201]

Where is nobody?

I ain't going to speak for nobody, but will tell you that ybodon is in erehwon.

Doesn't it make you want to cry, seeing all the recent carnage?

 

[GarageTinker]

Depends on the recent carnage you're referring to really, but in general it's my cooking that makes me cry.

Is everybody still breathing okay after the cow in post #3097 farted?

 

[franznietzsche]

Depends on the recent carnage you're referring to really, but in general it's my cooking that makes me cry.

Is everybody still breathing okay after the cow in post #3097 farted?

I was suffocating until I lit a match. Now I just have no eyebrows.

Why did the fart smell like lilac berries?

 

[ah87]

Is Quantum Mind ********?

How much physics is there in psychophysics?

 

[Math Jeans]

As much as the phycho says there is.

What happened to Alfred Hitchcock?

 

[Will M]

he was attacked by a flock of birds while cleaning his bathroom sink out

If you named a burger chain Heisenburger, would you be able to tell what was in the food and how much it cost at the same time?

 

[Crazy Tosser]

No. A good lawyer could prove the burgers were actually cats in boxes with explosives.

Procrastination: If nobody minds, does it really matter?

Spoiler

Procrastination = Mind/Matter
Matter x Procrastination = Mind
Matter = Mind/Procrastination
If Mind=0
Matter = 0/Procrastination=0

 

[Math Jeans]

That question cannot be answered as the proof loops into a division by 0.

What makes 0 so special anyway?

 

[tim_lou]

wow... this thread is longggg...

oh yeah, the question... because zero, unlike any other integer, doesn't equal to any integer not equal to zero.

So... yeah knock knock... who isn't there?

 

[Montag42]

i'm not.

Am i really a sentient AI program running on John Travoltas laptop?

 

[adicabrady]

I'm not sure.John travolta is from my home town & he had a computer when he was a kid.That thing took up the room.I heard that he sold it though. I have spent days reading this thread.I got to page 68 & thencheated because I havean exceedingly important quetion.I started reading a series of books in 1990.the series reached 11 books and then the author died.I would like to know if it takes a dead person longer to write a book than alive one.You know getting adjusted to a new place 7 all.

 

[adicabrady]

Please stick to this threads format. I have STILL not received an answer to my quetion.How long does it take for a dead person to ghost write a book?Also do ghosts write with a pen or type?

 

[Moridin]

Please stick to this threads format. I have STILL not received an answer to my quetion.How long does it take for a dead person to ghost write a book?Also do ghosts write with a pen or type?

I shall spare you a detailed description of a materialist argument against that position. mostly because I am a dead person, and i do not want to ghost write this post and later turn it into a book.

So how do you turn a PF post into a book?

 

[llauren84]

Copy and paste.

Why am I not doing my physics homework?

 

[adicabrady]

You are not doing your physics homework because it has been discovered that there is no such thing as physics.It was invented by a group of old white men,who thought if they made it hard to learn;they could profit off it.Also,they could look and sound intelligent.They were pompous old chaps. quetion-How did they pull off this con job and why did the world fall for it?

 

[llauren84]

The world fell for for it because what Einstein said about human stupidity is true ("Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe"). These old chaps were at least bright enough realize and just decided to capitalize. =)

What con job would you like to do?