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[lisab]

Yesterday evening I had the pleasure of going for a sweet, lazy, slow ride around a lake in a restored Chris-Craft boat. Very nice way to pass the time .

 

[Enigman]

...my insufferable inner adolescent snickered...

Vir is also the root word for virility.
Mr.E

 

[inotyce]

I am working on WF4.0 book and reaching chapter 4, target is 7 within today.
Last night I finished chapter 7 of beginning ASP.NET4.5, target is 12 tonight. Finish 2 books this week, then attack Pro ASP.NET next week on, hopefully

 

[OmCheeto]

Yesterday evening I had the pleasure of going for a sweet, lazy, slow ride around a lake in a restored Chris-Craft boat. Very nice way to pass the time .

As I recall, from my younger years, a sweet, lazy, slow ride around a lake, in an inner-tube, was also a nice way to pass the time.

But boats are cool too, I suppose.

 

[drizzle]

I iz bored.

 

[Evo]

...my insufferable inner adolescent snickered...

That was also my first thought!

 

[Evo]

I iz bored.

I iz sorry.

We need some fun quizzes.

Here's one.

Congrats, It would take about 13 hours for a tyrannosaurus rex to digest you!

Take the quiz here

How long would it take for a Tyrannosaurus Rex to digest your corpse?

http://www.heyquiz.com/quiz/trex-digestion

 

[OmCheeto]

I iz sorry.

We need some fun quizzes.

Here's one.




Take the quiz here

How long would it take for a Tyrannosaurus Rex to digest your corpse?

http://www.heyquiz.com/quiz/trex-digestion

Thanks! I almost forgot to play our quiz.

 

[drizzle]

EIGHT HOURS!

Epil Epo, triez to scare lonely me. *sniffs*

 

[lisab]

I iz bored.

I iz itchy.

Allergies.

 

[drizzle]

I iz itchy.

Allergies.

Sowwey to heaw dat, lisab.

... Dere sould be a kittenz chat somewhewe. :p

 

[Enigman]

I iz bored.

Try this:
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=706554

Enjoyable Enigmas

 

[Enigman]

I iz sorry.

We need some fun quizzes.

Here's one.

Take the quiz here

How long would it take for a Tyrannosaurus Rex to digest your corpse?

http://www.heyquiz.com/quiz/trex-digestion

11 hours.

 

[inotyce]

17 hours to digest me and luckily I passed chapter 7 in my Beginning WF (Windows Workflow in .NET 4.0) by Mark J. Collins. I change my target up to ~15th Chapter to be done within today.

 

[Evo]

I wonder if my age made me harder to digest?? A tough old bird??

 

[inotyce]

I just had a phone call from one of the previous companies I had an interview with that I might probably be accepted and have to move to US to work onsite there for a couple of months. I am worried. Because I think as long as I could work the job I like with a high payment, I definitely prefer to stay put in my hometown, I don't need to look out for chances to go abroad to work to learn in order to burden myself with a bunch of worries and get bullied and intimidated by what others do or say to me. Not to mention the workload might get me stressful.

 

[trollcast]

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[OmCheeto]

I've lived and visited many states, Kansas is UGLY. REALLY UGLY. It's flat, it's a land of tumbleweeds, I wonder where the heck fake place she was? The only ok places are not natural. Kansas is naturally a bleak prairie.

I've been to neither Kansas nor Ohio. Is Kansas anything like Ohio?

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hmmm... (google, google google)

Kannnnsannnns innnnn Spaaaaace...
...
The spirit of Kansas pioneers lives on in its astronauts and their travels into space, the final corn field.

Oh! And Amelia Earhart was from Kansas.

 

[Evo]

Beards are scary.

 

[turbo]

The metal roof is howling from the rain. No thunder yet, but I wouldn't be at all surprised. Lola wants to go out, but I don't want to let her because she loves rain, and won't come in willingly.

 

[AlephZero]

Saw something very strange today. Stopped at a red light driving into town. Crossing the road was a scruffy looking old man wearing a big leather falconry gauntlet on one hand, with a HUGE owl sitting on it. I don't know what species of owl - its head was the same shape as a barn owl but it was two or three times bigger, and all white (not brown and white like a barn owl).

The guy also had a scruffy looking white Scotty dog trotting along behind him, on the end of what looked more like a piece of string than a lead.

Nope, I haven't been taking any "substances" recently...

 

[lisab]

Beards are scary.

It's not that I'm against beards so much, I just love a clean-shaved face.

 

[Evo]

It's not that I'm against beards so much, I just love a clean-shaved face.

Clean shaved faces are not scary.

Do men realize that they look about 10-20 years older with a beard? I don't mind a couple of days growth, scruffy is fine, it's even sexy if it's groomed scruffy, beard longer than your chin...Uh.

And I admit, 1 out of 50 million men can carry off a short, well trimmed beard.

And yes, I did look at 50 million pictures of men with beards. Right this moment I am watching a show with 5 men, 4 have beards, and no, it is not "Duck Dynasty".

 

[lisab]

Saw something very strange today. Stopped at a red light driving into town. Crossing the road was a scruffy looking old man wearing a big leather falconry gauntlet on one hand, with a HUGE owl sitting on it. I don't know what species of owl - its head was the same shape as a barn owl but it was two or three times bigger, and all white (not brown and white like a barn owl).

The guy also had a scruffy looking white Scotty dog trotting along behind him, on the end of what looked more like a piece of string than a lead.

Nope, I haven't been taking any "substances" recently...

 

[drizzle]

Saw something very strange today. Stopped at a red light driving into town. Crossing the road was a scruffy looking old man wearing a big leather falconry gauntlet on one hand, with a HUGE owl sitting on it. I don't know what species of owl - its head was the same shape as a barn owl but it was two or three times bigger, and all white (not brown and white like a barn owl).

The guy also had a scruffy looking white Scotty dog trotting along behind him, on the end of what looked more like a piece of string than a lead.

Nope, I haven't been taking any "substances" recently...

.. Why didn't you talk to him?

 

[drizzle]

I need my laptop, NOW.

 

[Evo]

I feel like I am in the Tyrannosaurus's tummy.

 

[drizzle]

Lol Evo.

 

[reenmachine]

So we're talking about beards in here?

I wish I had a superior beard.Never had the balls to let it grow for an entire year though.As I'm losing my hair I feel the need to compensate with some facial hair of some sort

 

[lisab]

Toothpaste does weird things to my tongue these days. It didn't used to, this started about 5 years ago. After I brush, my tongue feels kind of...numb. For a long time, too - like a couple hours!

 

[lisab]

ah crud now i have hiccups

 

[drizzle]

Toothpaste does weird things to my tongue these days. It didn't used to, this started about 5 years ago. After I brush, my tongue feels kind of...numb. For a long time, too - like a couple hours!

Maybe as a reaction to some compound in the toothpaste.. You might need to see the doctor and do some tests, lisab. I hope it's nothing serious.

 

[drizzle]

ah crud now i have hiccups

My brother's method to get rid of hiccups:
- tells you to hold your breath as long as you can
- stares at you quitely while holding your breath
- screams suddenly and freaks the hell out of you

He then laughs hard at the reaction eventhough he's under a rain of kicks and punches. Surprisingly, the hiccups are gone.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Saw something very strange today. Stopped at a red light driving into town. Crossing the road was a scruffy looking old man wearing a big leather falconry gauntlet on one hand, with a HUGE owl sitting on it. I don't know what species of owl - its head was the same shape as a barn owl but it was two or three times bigger, and all white (not brown and white like a barn owl).

The guy also had a scruffy looking white Scotty dog trotting along behind him, on the end of what looked more like a piece of string than a lead.

Nope, I haven't been taking any "substances" recently...

I've never heard of anyone taming an owl like that. But I suppose you could tame any bird if you raised it from the time it was hatched.

 

[Borek]

Saw something very strange today. Stopped at a red light driving into town. Crossing the road was a scruffy looking old man wearing a big leather falconry gauntlet on one hand, with a HUGE owl sitting on it. I don't know what species of owl - its head was the same shape as a barn owl but it was two or three times bigger, and all white (not brown and white like a barn owl).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowy_Owl ?