Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

[scott1]

Russ_watters beats MK in post

 

[JamesU]

hammer beats russ waters

 

[scott1]

Scerwdriver beats hammer

 

[JamesU]

chainsaw beats screwdriver

 

[scott1]

Weilder beats chainsaw

 

[scott_alexsk]

Nonmetals beat weilder.
-scott

 

[Mk]

Dual-weilder beats weilder.

 

[scott1]

Nonmetals beat weilder.
-scott

semi-conductors beats Nonmetals

 

[DaveC426913]

Hm. A little late to disqualify some things now...

Technically, post 87:
"...Tripping office worker assigned to shred Kyoto Accord results in his tie being sucked into paper shredder. Office worker gets bloody nose, strained neck, and the paper shredder is inoperable..."
violates rule b] :
"...no people or actions..."
but that was 10 pages ago!

The next one I found was post #110:
"...Basilisk outstares the paltry HEL rays..."
which violates rule c] :
"...no fictional objects or half-baked theoretical objects..."
(Ok, I'm not deliberately picking on Arildno).

If I wanted to be a strict hard-ass, I could keep yanking it back into line, but I think that might actually knock the fun out of it.

So I guess this thread continues on its slow progress towards silliness...

 

[scott_alexsk]

Cold beats semi-conductors.
-Scott

 

[arildno]

Sex beats cold.

 

[Mk]

"...no fictional objects or half-baked theoretical objects..."

I think this rule should be changed to allow mythical objects and organisms.

 

[scott1]

Cold beats semi-conductors.
-Scott

Super nova beats cold

 

[arildno]

Super nova beats cold

Too late; sex beats cold.
You must find something that beats sex.

 

[scott_alexsk]

Being alive beats sex.
-Scott

 

[arildno]

H***** beats being alive..

 

[scott1]

H***** beats being alive..

censorship beats H*****

 

[Mattara]

Teens revolting against censorship coz they won't get teh göd stuff beats censorship (or atleast make the people who work with it out of a job, but that is beating i guess :D)

 

[scott1]

Teens revolting against censorship coz they won't get teh göd stuff beats censorship (or atleast make the people who work with it out of a job, but that is beating i guess :D)

Draft beats teens revolting


I'am scott1 and I approve this message

 

[Mk]

Drought beats draft.

 

[Lisa!]

Raining beats drought!

 

[Mk]

Leidenfrost effect beats rain.

 

[scott1]

The lake effect beats the Leidenfrost effect

 

[Chi Meson]

El Nino beats lake effect.

(edit: post kills fun?)

 

[scott1]

La Niña beats El Nino

 

[Mk]

Ll Transvestite beats La Niña AND El Niño!

 

[arildno]

A kick in the balls beats transvestite.

 

[Mattara]

wearing a titanium alloy cup beats a kick in the balls

 

[Mk]

Howitzer beats titanium alloy cup.

 

[scott1]

thermonuclear missile beats Howitzer

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

Missile sheild beats thermonuclear missile

 

[ukmicky]

EMP weapon distroys missile's electronic arming and guidance systems

 

[Mk]

Yes, but how does it beat the missile shield?

 

[ukmicky]

EMP weapon distroys missile's shields electronics

 

[Hurkyl]

Faraday cage beats EMP.