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Collection of Lame Jokes
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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Now I understand why the law works! ...DaveC426913 said:
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I downloaded The Polar Express. It's buffering now.
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I downloaded Cliffhanger, but it leaped.
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Jeez, you REALLY need to check the dosage on your medsdavenn said:
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I downloaded ... Hmmmm (Dementia)fresh_42 said:
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I started watching The Matrix, how do I get out?
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Download a Beatles movie! I thought of the second, but the others appear also promising.mfb said:
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You don't! Keep dreaming ...mfb said:
[Your new name: M mfb]
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I downloaded Ali, but it skipped.
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How generous!davenn said:
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Me: what is coffee?fresh_42 said:
Don't you love these fast and stylish bikes?!davenn said:
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Try calling the phone when you watch The Matrix.mfb said:
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I have an iPhone, it only downloads iNoon.Ibix said:
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Do they come with a cell by date?davenn said:
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No! With a "You get paid to pick up guarantee"!Ophiolite said:
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What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod...any cod.
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There has been a robbery in the butcher shop. Police have beefed up the security..
Pick a cod...any cod.
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There has been a robbery in the butcher shop. Police have beefed up the security..
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Two seagulls are sitting on a perch. The first one says, "do you smell fish?"
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Do spiders also have a spin class?
... they do, but it is web based learning
... they do, but it is web based learning
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Bringing a little laugh in the winter time:
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There is a physical mistake: it won't work this way.jack action said:
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You guys are trying too hard...fresh_42 said:
The original joke in this subthread about "synching" the Titanic movie worked because of the play on sinking/synching.
This one is closer to the mark...
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Is that a " I would if I could, but I can't so I won't."
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This has nothing to do with counterfeit merchandise. It says it right there on the sign: it's a discoYoungPhysicist said:Interesting enough, they are the pirates themselves.
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Programmers imagine the most ridiculous ways to enter a phone number into a form:
