Collection of Science Jokes P2

[berkeman]

 

[collinsmark]

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That reminds me. I have an old, faded T-shirt (I should order a replacement) that says:

Entropy
It's not what it used to be.​

 

[BillTre]

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The same could be said of any of the Holometabolous insects.
They come out of their egg as larvae (usually like a grub) and then metamorphose into their adult form.
Cockroaches on the other hand look like little adults when they hatch out.

 

[Delta Prime]

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding. The officer asks Heisenberg, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!" The confused officer says, "You were going 200 kilometres an hour!" Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!" The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk. "A cat," Schrödinger replies. The officer opens the trunk and yells, "Hey! This cat is dead." Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well, he is now!"

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Cockroaches on the other hand look like little adults when they hatch out.

Yeah, I've met some of those people.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

In my case, it was before the 90s.