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You may need a permit for a deck but anyone can store a boat behind their house:
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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Another pun...Old cattle rancher was getting to retire. Had two sons and wanted to pass off the business to them. He thought Jones Cattle Ranch name should be retired and told sons to come up with a new name. They came back couple of days later and announced the new name should be FOCUS. Why, asked the old timer ? They replied..."because that is where the sons raise meat".
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don't get it ??
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I know this feeling well
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The focus is where the Sun's rays meet.davenn said:
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Damn time change. I had to go around and do this to all my clocks:
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A pirate goes to see his doctor. "Arrr, I 'av moles on mi back."
The doctor tells him to take off his shirt so he can have a look. After he examines him he says "It's ok - they're benign".
"Arr," says the pirate. "Count again - I think there be ten."
The doctor tells him to take off his shirt so he can have a look. After he examines him he says "It's ok - they're benign".
"Arr," says the pirate. "Count again - I think there be ten."
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Went to watch the Sea Animal show.
I watched the one with the dolphins my friend watched the otter one.
I watched the one with the dolphins my friend watched the otter one.
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Wow, that one went the way of Bohmian Rhpsody.
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He's just a pilot wave, nobody loves himWWGD said:
(He's just a pilot wave, nobody loves him)
Spare him his life from the MWI!
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An easy come, I grant you.Ibix said:
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Bell-zebub has an inequality set aside for me?
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Is there a video from Carl Satan?Ibix said:
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Nah - Freddie "Anomalous Precession" Mercury.fresh_42 said:
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It was collapsed by the ( tor) mentors upon viewing it.fresh_42 said:
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So, you think you have variables that can hide?
So, you think you have a pilot wave that determinedly guides?
So, you think you have a pilot wave that determinedly guides?
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how many others are not embarrassed to also say yes to this...
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I am sure you both had a whale of a time.WWGD said:
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finally some perspective that I can relate to and pretend, instead of just being mesmerized and hypnotized by that snow coming at me windshield. Let the fantasy continue.davenn said:
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I had to drive about 120 miles once through a snowstorm and that is exactly what I related it to.davenn said:
Very hypnotizing.
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A guy was driving with a case of dill pickles on the passenger seat next to him. As he went around a curve, the case slid over into him, causing him to lose control and crash into a tree.
The police investigator called it “a Vlasic case of gherkin the steering wheel.”
The police investigator called it “a Vlasic case of gherkin the steering wheel.”
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Gengis Khan and so can you , but Immanuel Kant.
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I understand this is why roads are made to wind and are not designed to be straight, to avoid the hypnotic effect by forcing the driver to do a bit of extra steering. Though this is not likely to not be an issue when there are snowstorms.BillTre said:
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Of all the different blood groups,
Type O’s make the most spelling mistakes.
Type O’s make the most spelling mistakes.
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And Type A people mostly come from Taiwan.davenn said:
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That depends on the country. If the topology allows some countries have very long straight roads.WWGD said:
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EDIT:mfb said:
But I thought straight roads caused the unwanted hypnotic effect so they are to be avoided when possible.
But not the UK:
But not the UK:
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We romanticise our roads as "the rolling English country road". My Dad always added "...laid by the rolling English country drunkard".WWGD said:
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... and in case a road gets close to one mile straight, you insert a roundabout.Ibix said:
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I have once seen a roundabout with one entrance and one exit. And then there's the Magic Roundabout.fresh_42 said:... and in case a road gets close to one mile straight, you insert a roundabout.
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The UK relates to roundabouts as Switzerland relates to tunnels!