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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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WWGD said:
"Just in time ..."
I see that sort of thing on the web often - algorithmic ad placement (for example, an article about oilwell flaring is accompanied by an ad for wellsite equipment). Do they also use that software to produce printed newspapers?
 
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Keith_McClary said:
"Just in time ..."
I see that sort of thing on the web often - algorithmic ad placement (for example, an article about oilwell flaring is accompanied by an ad for wellsite equipment). Do they also use that software to produce printed newspapers?
I had written "Sweden" twice on PF somewhere, and next day I had an email starting with "Svenska" in the inbox. Eerie.
 
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Keith_McClary said:
"Just in time ..."
I see that sort of thing on the web often - algorithmic ad placement (for example, an article about oilwell flaring is accompanied by an ad for wellsite equipment). Do they also use that software to produce printed newspapers?
Not sure. I would have thought they would include ads for , e.g., security gadgets to go with crime news.
 
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just sayin' ...

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What the heck is going on in Austrailia Dave?
 
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Borg said:
What the heck is going on in Austrailia Dave?
Those 3 images are all scenes from the Mad Max series of movies with Mel Gibson

Have you never seen any of them ? :smile: You really should spend an afternoon watching at least the first 2

As the first image states, the movie was set in the year 2021 ... next year for us :wink:D
 
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Yes, I've seen them all. Just having a bit of fun. :oldtongue:
 
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Borg said:
What the heck is going on in Austrailia Dave?
My brain switched to the voice of HAL 9000 as I was reading that :oldconfused:
HAL 9000 – Wikipedia
 
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davenn said:
... next year for us

I am pretty sure it's the next year for everybody.
 
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Pretty sure I've told this one before on here, but apropos of the one above...

Three logicians walk into a bar. "Would you all like a drink?" asks the barman.

"I don't know," says the first logician.

"I don't know," says the second logician.

"Yes," says the third logician.
 
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Waiting for the 2nd wave ...

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jack action said:
Waiting for the 2nd wave ...
If you are in the USA and a few other countries, you haven't finished the 1`st wave yet :wink:
 
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Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.
 
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BillTre said:
They'll probably reorganize, add a psychiatrist to their staff, and reboot as "Odds and Ends."
 
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phinds said:
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So, apparently it's "a thing" to drop nonsense lines into some songs (that deserve them) ; in this case Ram Jam's version of Black Betty, that was a standard rock'n'roll club song for ages.

Whoa, Black Betty (panda lamps)...

<sigh> I guess you had to be then.
 
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hmmm27 said:
So, apparently it's "a thing" to drop nonsense lines into some songs (that deserve them) ; in this case Ram Jam's version of Black Betty, that was a standard rock'n'roll club song for ages.

Whoa, Black Betty (panda lamps)...

<sigh> I guess you had to be then.
I think the joke is based on misheard lyrics, as it is bam-ba-lam, not panda lamps :smile:
 
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