Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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mfb said:
Based on the bed, this was left by the hotel staff.
It was likely the check and the customer left it there. Still, are we still doing deep analysis for jokes?
 
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Yesterday, I saw two blind men in a street fight. You should have seen their faces when I said to them that I was betting on the one with the knife ...
 
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Some kind of stupid Animal-Halloween cartoons:

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And not finding it, judging by all the frowns.
 
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A dog Halloween mask:

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A burglar enters a house in late afternoon. He ties up the woman and asks the man for the money and jewelry.

The man starts crying. «Take whatever you want, but please untie her and let her go.»

The burglar: «You must really love your wife!»

The man: «No, but she's going to be here any minute now.»
 
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How does anyone think of doing this kind of stuff:



source: https://www.facebook.com/MTCExhausts/videos/3359684560816146/​
 
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How will you know if someone is from MIT or Harvard?
They will tell you.
 
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jack action said:
That's the paper from my old home area in New Zealand
Must be a NZ cartoonist
 
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As I get older and remember all the people I lost along the way, I think to myself...
maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice...
 
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When you fill a hot-dog casing with beer, what do you have?

A happy hollow weenie.
 
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jtbell said:
A happy hollow weenie.
Careful...
 
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Hemant said:
How will you know if someone is from MIT or Harvard?
They will tell you.
A Vegan:
" Sir, what time is it , please"?
A:
"YES, I AM A VEGAN !", Er, it's 1 p.m.
 
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That's a heck of a shadow he's casting. :oldtongue:
 
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What did the fisherman's family always have for dinner on Halloween?

Deviled crab.
 
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