Collection of Lame Jokes

[jim mcnamara]

All on her own, my hen has learned to count. Someday she'll be a good mathemachicken.

 

[Borg]

Does she use a cluckulater?

 

[fresh_42]

Does she use a cluckulater?

That was my suspicion, too. And I guess the device can be found on the other side of the road.

 

[256bits]

Would be great if she made the Dean's rooster.
Egg her on!

 

[wrobel]

TEXT: do you think I will forgive you for this?

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Borg]

Looks like gravitational attraction. I hope the plane didn't get flung out of orbit.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

After considerable thought,
I've decided that my New Year's resolution will be:
1080P

 

[wrobel]

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that's sad little bit

 

[davenn]

that's sad little bit

maybe ?
but it completely reminds me of the Rolling Stones

 

[fresh_42]

maybe ?
but it completely reminds me of the Rolling Stones

... and Tina Turner! And the Boss isn't far away either. And Lemmy quasi died on stage.

 

[phinds]

maybe ?
but it completely reminds me of the Rolling Stones

It sure does. And speaking of the Rolling Stones, did you hear about the crazy guy who jumped on stage at one of their concerts and tried to kill both Mick Jagger and Keith Richards with a frozen chicken?

Turns out he wasn't crazy at all, he was trying to test his hypothesis that you could kill two stones with one bird.

 

[wrobel]

and Tina Turner!

o yes and Tina Turner from my youth too and Scorpions and Metallica :)

 

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

 

[jack action]

 

[BillTre]

Looks like she keeps her upper eyelids just below the top of her pupils.

 

[DaveC426913]

GenX-ers: Lidding their eyes and 'meh'ing in fits of ennui before Millennials made it cool.

 

[davenn]

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Looks like she keeps her upper eyelids just below the top of her pupils.

she looks totally stoned

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[BillTre]

she looks totally stoned

Guess that's why she looks hungry.

 

[DrClaude]

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And revert back to 2020?

 

[davenn]

And revert back to 2020?

hell no haha
something earlier 2018/2019. sort of like going back from Win8 to XP

 

[BillTre]

 

[etotheipi]

 

[sysprog]

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The players or the dogs? The way the sentence is written that's unclear. Maybe not use hot spurs on dogs?

 

[fresh_42]

QPR are the better Londoners!

 

[Jarvis323]

I sent ten puns to my friend hoping that they would make him laugh. But no pun in ten did.

Is this cheating?

https://lamejokes.org/jokes/1613

 

[WWGD]

Chickens or puppies

 

[WWGD]

Don't mess with the chocolate milk today

 

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

We have a new professor at our college, starting his second career after retiring from Starfleet:

 

[mfb]

Did the college become significant after collecting Data?

Data, analysis is ongoing a course you can attend?