Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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a mis-step of the Super Soldier program ...

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Honey is the tastiest of all the insect vomits we have tried so far.
 
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I used to date a flight attendant from Helsinki.

One day, I dropped her off at work and she just vanished into Finnair.
 
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Watch your head, the jokes are flying low.
When?
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I think people write Congrats because they aren't smart enough to spell Congradjulashins...
 
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Would U and Y wear two helmets?
 
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Hopefully it won't get as bad as it already is.
 
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jack action said:
Herschel originally named him after King George III, but it didn't catch on in the rest of the world .
 
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A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation center.
The receptionist asks the rabbit, "What is your blood type?"
Rabbit: "I'm a type O."
 
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