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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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I was kidnapped by a bunch of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
 
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WWGD said:
I was kidnapped by a bunch of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
Well, as long as they didn't make you listen to rap music.
 
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I see the Academy Awards last night were held at Los Angeles Union Station. I wonder where the trains went in the meantime... to Anaheim, Azusa or Cucamonga?

 
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WWGD said:
I was kidnapped by a bunch of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

phinds said:
Well, as long as they didn't make you listen to rap music.
Or look at a lot of mime memes.
 
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jtbell said:
Or look at a lot of mime memes.
Nah, the horror of that is nothing compared to rap music
 
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jtbell said:
Or look at a lot of mime memes.
Mi meams or your meams? In the end, what does it meam?
 
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Keith_McClary said:
I can't read the safety warning.
Me neither. Maybe you can ask https://www.carguygarage.com/accessories/parking-aids/strapless-bluetooth-seatbelt-77931.
 
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WWGD said:
Mi meams or your meams? In the end, what does it meam?

Don van Vliet said:
The stars are matter, we're matter, but it doesn't matter.
 
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Aging is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
 
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jtbell said:
Or look at a lot of mime memes.
Too involved.
Even on here!
 
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jack action said:
Me neither. Maybe you can ask https://www.carguygarage.com/accessories/parking-aids/strapless-bluetooth-seatbelt-77931.
"DO NOT USE this product when passengers are sitting in car seat" ?
 
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Outstanding, Jack 👍
 
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^ hate to ask, but how did he find it ?
 
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The crunching sound when he sat down.
 
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I wasn't sure if I should spread this joke or not:

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I drink bourbon because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
 
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Here is an actual statement, which I saw in an op-ed piece, referring to a (universally despised) U.S. Senator: "He is a charisma event horizon". I thought it was brilliant but my non-physicist wife didn't get it.
 
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kuruman said:
Here is an actual statement, which I saw in an op-ed piece, referring to a (universally despised) U.S. Senator: "He is a charisma event horizon". I thought it was brilliant but my non-physicist wife didn't get it.
I know who the senator is, but who wrote it. Pretty clever.
 

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