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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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I was kidnapped by a bunch of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
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Well, as long as they didn't make you listen to rap music.WWGD said:
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I see the Academy Awards last night were held at Los Angeles Union Station. I wonder where the trains went in the meantime... to Anaheim, Azusa or Cucamonga?
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Or look at a lot of mime memes.phinds said:
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Nah, the horror of that is nothing compared to rap musicjtbell said:
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Mi meams or your meams? In the end, what does it meam?jtbell said:
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jack action said:
I can't read the safety warning.
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Me neither. Maybe you can ask https://www.carguygarage.com/accessories/parking-aids/strapless-bluetooth-seatbelt-77931.Keith_McClary said:
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WWGD said:
Don van Vliet said:
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Aging is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Too involved.jtbell said:
Even on here!
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"DO NOT USE this product when passengers are sitting in car seat" ?jack action said:
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It's legal if you cut holes in your masks for the joints.phinds said:
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Outstanding, Jack 
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^ hate to ask, but how did he find it ?
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The crunching sound when he sat down.
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I wasn't sure if I should spread this joke or not:
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I drink bourbon because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
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Here is an actual statement, which I saw in an op-ed piece, referring to a (universally despised) U.S. Senator: "He is a charisma event horizon". I thought it was brilliant but my non-physicist wife didn't get it.
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I know who the senator is, but who wrote it. Pretty clever.kuruman said: