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Yes, the name of the senator in question should be obvious to anyone who cruises the web.BillTre said:
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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Cliff SchecterBillTre said:
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Wow. He's got sharp sense of humor.mfb said:
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Smoking weed is not a good idea with a mask! ;).Keith_McClary said:
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Recent bumper sticker:
" The Gene Pool could use some chlorine".
" The Gene Pool could use some chlorine".
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Don’t complain about rainy days, in Germany the weather is always Wetter.
And if the Sun is shining, it's hell.
And if the Sun is shining, it's hell.
Wetter=weather, hell=bright
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In some places you get birds within seconds. Fully grown up already!
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Found! The source of the rumors that COVID-19 vaccines contain microscopic tracking devices is the 1967 movie "The President's Analyst" staring James Coburn.
In the movie, the scheme to inject "Cerebrum Communcators" into everyone was the product of the national telecommunications conglomerate, TPC (The Phone Company).
In the movie, the scheme to inject "Cerebrum Communcators" into everyone was the product of the national telecommunications conglomerate, TPC (The Phone Company).
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You can get an even higher Rankine intelligence score if you work at it.
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Australian sale on fish and chips
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Since this is a science site, I clarify gravity is a law and not a theory. Hoping not to have ruined the pic:
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Well, yeah, but only because that term was thrown around rather loosely back in those days. Today GR is not a "law", so I don't thing the joke is ruined by sloppy use of terms.WWGD said:
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Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
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It was a lot more fun to be 20 in the 70's than to be 70 in the 20's.
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If you replace the 'W' with a 'T' in 'When', 'Where', and 'What', you get the answer to each question.
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History
I just rewrote 'History'.
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While playing tennis, I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
Then it hit met.
Then it hit met.
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jack action said:
Hahaha
what's the problem ? he /she found a duck and brought it back.
The hunter didnt even have to shoot it
