- #9,766
- 19,708
- 25,679
Collection of Lame Jokes
- Thread starter quddusaliquddus
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Jokes
In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
- #9,767
WWGD
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 7,379
- 11,344
- #9,768
WWGD
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 7,379
- 11,344
- #9,769
WWGD
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 7,379
- 11,344
- #9,770
jtbell
Staff Emeritus
Science Advisor
Homework Helper
- 15,984
- 6,459
Exception:jtbell said:
- #9,771
- 3,309
- 8,700
- #9,772
- 3,309
- 8,700
- #9,773
WWGD
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 7,379
- 11,344
- #9,774
DennisN
Gold Member
2023 Award
- 2,091
- 8,642
WWGD said:
Oh my god, that is so funny!
When I just saw it I laughed out really good for a long time!
I've now got tears in my eyes.
Thanks!
- #9,775
DennisN
Gold Member
2023 Award
- 2,091
- 8,642
- #9,776
- 3,309
- 8,700
- #9,777
- 3,309
- 8,700
- "How poor are you?"
- "I left the class when the professor said «Pay attention!»"
- "I left the class when the professor said «Pay attention!»"
- #9,778
- 19,039
- 14,628
- #9,779
- 19,039
- 14,628
- #9,780
BillTre
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 2,591
- 10,614
- #9,781
- 19,708
- 25,679
Who gets those ideas? And who in the world buys them?
- #9,782
jtbell
Staff Emeritus
Science Advisor
Homework Helper
- 15,984
- 6,459
"Alexa, turn off Sidewalk."
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
Last edited:
- #9,783
DennisN
Gold Member
2023 Award
- 2,091
- 8,642
- #9,784
WWGD
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 7,379
- 11,344
- #9,785
WWGD
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 7,379
- 11,344
- #9,786
WWGD
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 7,379
- 11,344
- #9,787
WWGD
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 7,379
- 11,344
- #9,788
WWGD
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 7,379
- 11,344
- #9,789
- 13,366
- 3,518
The theory of relativity applied to women's headaches: in some beds they have headaches, in other's they don't.
- #9,790
BigInit
- 4
- 14
What do you do when your three-legged horse escapes?
Stabilise it.
Stabilise it.
- #9,791
BigInit
- 4
- 14
And before you get there.
Yes, that is a lame joke.
Yes, that is a lame joke.
- #9,792
Ibix
Science Advisor
- 12,496
- 14,560
And shut the gait behind it.BigInit said:
- #9,793
gmax137
Science Advisor
Education Advisor
- 2,974
- 3,253
dextercioby said:
Sorry if this is a repeat
- #9,794
- 19,708
- 25,679
- #9,795
DrGreg
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 2,474
- 2,083
That sucks!fresh_42 said:
- #9,796
Arjan82
- 563
- 573
The other day a chicken walked into the bar. Do you know what it said?
Nothing, because chickens can't talk...
Nothing, because chickens can't talk...
- #9,797
- 19,708
- 25,679
- #9,798
- 19,708
- 25,679
And here is a truly lame one:
What is green, small, and walks alone through the forest?
And why is that funny?
What is green, small, and walks alone through the forest?
A cucumber.
Because cucumbers come in flocks!
- #9,799
WWGD
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 7,379
- 11,344
- #9,800
WWGD
Science Advisor
Gold Member
- 7,379
- 11,344
Reminds me of : The only way Microsoft could come up with a product that doesn't suck is if they made vacuum cleaners.DrGreg said:That sucks!