Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

 

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Worse porn ever:

 

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[Keith_McClary]

View attachment 287654

Unless it is pink grapefruit with maple syrup! Mmmmm.

 

[Borg]

I saw an ex-girlfriend standing on the other side of a museum. I wanted to say hi but there was just so much history between us.

 

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My wife rearranged the labels on my spice rack.

Haven't confronted her yet, but the thyme is cumin.

 

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[BillTre]

View attachment 287613

Wondering if she's had her shots.

 

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Wondering if she's had her shots.

Wondering if she's had her shots.

Sorry, I only read ' View attachment 287613".

 

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This was not intended as a joke but I thought still funny:

 

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[BillTre]

Sorry, I only read ' View attachment 287613".

This is attachment 287613:

To which my response was:

Wondering if she's had her shots.

 

[fresh_42]

To which my response was:

Wondering if she's had her shots.

Uhm, uhm, just for clarification: the dog or the wife?

 

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[ergospherical]

A dad is washing his car with his son. The son asks “dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

 

[Keith_McClary]

can’t you just use a sponge?

My buttons and zippers are scratching the paint!

 

[Ibix]

Sorry, I only read ' View attachment 287613".

You know you can tap/click on the name in the quote header to go to the quoted post, right? Or on the "View attachment 123456" to view the image?

 

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You know you can tap/click on the name in the quote header to go to the quoted post, right? Or on the "View attachment 123456" to view the image?

Edit: I do now ( Embarrassed). Does it work for Androids?

 

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Edit: I do now ( Embarrassed). Does it work for Androids?

Sorry, meant to be " I do now", not" I do know". And yes, works for Android. I feel like grandpa asking for the latest model of the internet. Or taking a taxi: " Quick, take me to the internet!".

 

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This business is called " Five Guys". ( It's a burger place).

 

[Borg]

With the pandemic and all, I read that first one as Intravenous (IV) Guys and figured it was a Covid joke setup.

 

[WWGD]

With the pandemic and all, I read that first one as Intravenous (IV) Guys and figured it was a Covid joke setup.

It is. The hot new combo: " Cheeseburgers, virus and extra large fries".

 

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[DaveC426913]

Edit: I do now ( Embarrassed). Does it work for Androids?

No. Only humans.

 

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No. Only humans.

I can't use it then.

 

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[DaveC426913]

I can't use it then.

You're an android?? I've never met one!

 

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