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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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And your wife is driving in the front seat, and you are already in husband jail in the back passenger seat...
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This ain't Wilson. This is Wilson:WWGD said:
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I only get a reply linking to " attachment 287277" so I can't tell what it is.fresh_42 said:
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Life is all about perspective.
The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
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Maybe I'm not completely awake, but the "I 
unicode" really made me laugh!
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Also in the vein of perspective, the verb to be resolute is an irregular one in most languages. In English it goes:
I am firm.
You are stubborn.
He/she is pig headed.
I am firm.
You are stubborn.
He/she is pig headed.
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Just found out that the company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.
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Vandals have attacked the Origami Museum in Tokyo!
We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.
We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.
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