Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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I remember one stating " The Last Day of Classes will be Canceled".

I hope they didn't program it into the system.
 
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You lopped off the punchline...
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DaveC426913 said:
You lopped off the punchline...
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"Can't be tight if it's a liquid" :biggrin:
 
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uh oh!
 
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DaveC426913 said:
You lopped off the punchline...
Shouldn't one of these be in there?
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WWGD said:
There was a politician by the last name ' Pataki'.
I remember some people called him "Paturkey".
 
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What makes a man age?

His manager.
 
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Wow. That is too lame even for this thread :D
 
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ergospherical said:
Any child with a Jedi master is most probably a Jedi initiate, and Anikin being the choosen one and all, Maul probably could feel his force sensitivity.
 
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quddusaliquddus said:
Lamest joke you know ... 💤
What do you call a hippies wife?

Missus hippie.
 
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Text from a dog.

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Trouble brewing...

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More trouble brewing...

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Reminds me of a Hugh Dennis (I think) joke about the Bronze Age being, of course, the third best Age.
 
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Michelle? I see what you did there...

Time to dust off an old one, though. I have a racing snail, but he doesn't win very much. I thought I'd reduce weight and drag if I removed his shell, but it just made him more sluggish.
 
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Ibix said:
just made him more sluggish.
Time for the "gag/finger down throat" emoticon.
 
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Bystander said:
Time for the "gag/finger down throat" emoticon.
The racing snail gag is one of my favourites for exactly that reason!
 
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I looked up the "Sapporo diet water", and it turns out to be a real thing. Apparently it's got some vitamins and minerals dissolved in it, along with a sizeable dose of marketing pseudoscience about it helping you lose weight. Not a lot of evidence for the latter, it seems - you can imagine my surprise.
 
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Perhaps on FDA there?
 
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Ibix said:
I looked up the "Sapporo diet water", and it turns out to be a real thing. Apparently it's got some vitamins and minerals dissolved in it, along with a sizeable dose of marketing pseudoscience about it helping you lose weight. Not a lot of evidence for the latter, it seems - you can imagine my surprise.
I heard it only helps your wallet lose weight ;).
 
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