Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

Why are especially so many women vegetarian, or even vegan? Haven't they ever seen a vegetarian animal?

 

[collinsmark]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[berkeman]

Too bad the cartoonist missed the opportunity to put something clever in that QR code -- my application doesn't see a valid code...

 

[DennisN]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast.

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax, ' said the night man,
'We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'

 

[Keith_McClary]

 

[WWGD]

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Mr Escher, Bach's apartment?

 

[DaveC426913]

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Well someone's having a heavy floe day...
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[sysprog]

Looks like a vertical output tube is weak and should be replaced.

 

[WWGD]

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I'll just go with the flow, I guess.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

Weren't they ultimately one-hit wonders?

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Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast.

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax, ' said the night man,
'We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'

 

[WWGD]

I guess they were 1-hit wonders. I'm not a music fiend, but I haven't heard of any other of their songs being popular.

 

[fresh_42]

I guess they were 1-hit wonders. I'm not a music fiend, but I haven't heard of any other of their songs being popular.

Lyin’ Eyes, New Kid in Town, Heartache Tonight, Take It Easy, ...

But they all sound like a desperate cry for some pain relievers.

 

[WWGD]

Lyin’ Eyes, New Kid in Town, Heartache Tonight, Take It Easy, ...

But they all sound like a desperate cry for some pain relievers.

True. Sounds like too much drama for my taste

 

[WWGD]

True. Sounds like too much drama for my taste

I like EWF. Like 1,000 people on stage but only 4-5 singing. And catchy tunes with good vibes.

 

[fresh_42]

I like EWF. Like 1,000 people on stage but only 4-5 singing. And catchy tunes with good vibes.

Not my music. If it has to be orchestral sound then I prefer ELO or ELP.

 

[WWGD]

ELP == Electric Light Porchestra?

 

[DaveC426913]

Weren't they ultimately one-hit wonders?

Sorry, are you asking if Rock-and-Roll Hall-of-Famers and Best-Selling-Album-of-the-Century-Winners The Eagles were one-hit wonders?

(Five #1 singles and eighteen top 40 singles)

 

[WWGD]

Sorry, are you asking if Rock-and-Roll Hall-of-Famers and Best-Selling-Album-of-the-Century-Winners The Eagles were one-hit wonders?

(Five #1 singles and eighteen top 40 singles)

But never quite as good as the Electric Light Porchestra!

If you compare then to the Alan PP, I will say: " Are you Sirius?"

 

[DaveC426913]

But never quite as good as the Electric Light Porchestra!

If you compare then to the Alan PP, I will say: " Are you Sirius?"

Truth be told, I'm not much of a fan of The Eagles.

Hotel California is #2 on my "Great Song, But If I Never Hear It Again It Will Be Too Soon" List.
It bows only to Comfortably Numb.

 

[gmax137]

Sorry, are you asking if Rock-and-Roll Hall-of-Famers and Best-Selling-Album-of-the-Century-Winners The Eagles were one-hit wonders?

(Five #1 singles and eighteen top 40 singles)

I thought that deserved the "OK, Boomer" response. Until this:

Truth be told, I'm not much of a fan of The Eagles.

Hotel California is #2 on my "Great Song, But If I Never Hear It Again It Will Be Too Soon" List.
It bows only to Comfortably Numb.

Me too. I can listen to "The Pink Floyd" all day long (See Emily Play... Astronomy Domine, ...) but this new-fangled Dark Side of the Moon and everything after, not so much... ha ha Who is the boomer now?

 

[WWGD]

@BillTre : They were nothing compared to the Electric Light Porchestra. Ask @fresh_42 !

 

[jack action]

"The Pink Floyd" [...] Astronomy Domine

That deserves the "OK, Boomer" response. Try the much better Voivoid cover to at least pass as a Gen X.

 

[fresh_42]

@BillTre : They were nothing compared to the Electric Light Porchestra. Ask @fresh_42 !

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.

 

[WWGD]

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.

They form one of my favorite Porchestras!

 

[WWGD]

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.

I often confuse the name with the Alan Parson Project.

 

[strangerep]

Hotel California is #2 on my "Great Song, But If I Never Hear It Again It Will Be Too Soon" List.
It bows only to Comfortably Numb.

Whaaaat? You don't want to ever re-hear Comfortably Numb? Sheesh.

Although,... I admit that, if I play Comfortably Numb, I find it hard to get any work done for the rest of the day.

How do you feel about Child in Time?

 

[jack action]

 

[gmax137]

That deserves the "OK, Boomer" response. Try the much better Voivoid cover to at least pass as a Gen X.

I'm not sure it is "much better" but it sure is good. Thanks, I didn't know Voivod before. It takes some confidence to cover Syd Barrett (RIP) like that. Awesome.

 

[nsaspook]