Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

Pranking the Russian embassy in DC:

 

[Keith_McClary]

Pranking the Russian embassy in DC:

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They will have to change it. The Ukrainian Department of deRussianization has decreed that it is spelled ZELENSKYY.

 

[Keith_McClary]

Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 06, 2010​

Now I know where this widely used ploy comes from.

 

[Hamiltonian]

 

[jack action]

Programmers always put two glasses on their bedside table before going to sleep:

• One filled with water in case they get thirsty;
• One empty in case they don't.

 

[jack action]

1. Buy a 3D printer
2. Print the 3D printer
3. Return the 3D printer

 

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[DennisN]

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Have you seen the hilarious "Mono Lisa"? :

(from Uncyclopedia)

 

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[WWGD]

I'd rather die on my feet than live with my niece.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

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[fresh_42]

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Cobol would be the better choice!

 

[Borg]

Or an abacus.

 

[ergospherical]

 

[jack action]

Is that Schrödinger's cat in the end? So it's alive?

 

[fresh_42]

Is that Schrödinger's cat in the end? So it's alive?

Yes, with 90% certainty. The author of that post here already calculated it himself.

https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/math-challenge-august-2020.991944/#post-6374281

 

[Filip Larsen]

People, please hold on to your lame jokes until we are on page 405 or we won't get them ...

 

[WWGD]

 

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[strangerep]

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Nah, I think the shepherds just got bored of sheep.

 

[jtbell]

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Alfred doesn't need to worry... all entrance to the cave has been banned since 2009.

https://carolinaoutdoorsguide.com/bat-cave-preserve/

I've driven past that sign on I-26 many times, and through the village of Bat Cave and nearby Lake Lure a few times.

 

[jack action]

I was wondering why music was coming from my printer.

Apparently, the paper was jamming.

 

[jack action]

Why only billionaires are going into the space rocket business?

Spoiler: Answer

Because there's no such thing as a free launch.

 

[fresh_42]

Good news for princesses. With the high gas prices, princes will soon really come on horseback.

 

[WWGD]

Good news for princesses. With the high gas prices, princes will soon really come on horseback.

One of them will arrive in a motorcycle. With something in purple. And the revolution

 

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[artis]

 

[artis]