Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

When I see a humor like this I hold myself with effort not to cry. I have been learning English for all my life and I still understand nothing.

Worcestershiresauce [ˈwʊstəʃə-] (

anhören?/i)

 

[Bystander]

When I see a humor like this I hold myself with effort not to cry. I have been learning English for all my life and I still understand nothing.

You are not alone with/in your failure to understand...raised speaking English and there's nothing humorous about/in/with some of the submissions/offerings...this is from an incurable punster.

 

[phinds]

When I see a humor like this I hold myself with effort not to cry. I have been learning English for all my life and I still understand nothing.

A bigoted teacher told the kids that before they could go out for recess they had to spell a word. He asked the white girl to spell cat, the white boy to spell dog, and the boy he didn't like to spell Worcestershire sauce.

 

[WWGD]

When I see a humor like this I hold myself with effort not to cry. I have been learning English for all my life and I still understand nothing.

It may be more of a regional/specialized joke, though. It's about the pronounciation of words like 'Worcester', 'Leicester', pronounced respectively as 'Wooster', 'Lester', etc. Maybe some Brits like @DrClaude can expand on it? Or don't know if there are Massachusettsians around?

 

[artis]

 

[DrClaude]

It may be more of a regional/specialized joke, though. It's about the pronounciation of words like 'Worcester', 'Leicester', pronounced respectively as 'Wooster', 'Lester', etc. Maybe some Brits like @DrClaude can expand on it? Or don't know if there are Massachusettsians around?

I'm Canadian, not British. You should ask me how to pronounce Regina

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

I'm Canadian, not British. You should ask me how to pronounce Regina

Im not Thai, but will pronounce Phuket.

 

[BillTre]

 

[sysprog]

@wrobel, maybe side-by-side pics will mae it easier to understand:

 

[WWGD]

@wrobel, maybe side-by-side pics will mae it easier to understand:

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D'Oh!

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[wrobel]

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looks like $\arctan x,\quad x>0$

 

[artis]

A military expert comments on the recent Russian supply column seen heading towards Ukraine...

 

[artis]

If Ukraine goes as long as Afghanistan did then,

 

[DrClaude]

A military expert comments on the recent Russian supply column seen heading towards Ukraine...
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Lower left is a Lada Niva

 

[artis]

Somebody had fun with graphics,

 

[jack action]

 

[artis]

Not sure how I found this, but it's worth turning your adblocker off for it

 

[jack action]

 

[wrobel]

maybe side-by-side pics will mae it easier to understand:

I had been looking at this picture for about 5 min and finally I had got it. What can I say? A guy who has associations like that is completely sick :)

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

I had been looking at this picture for about 5 min and finally I had got it. What can I say? A guy who has associations like that is completely sick :)

It's like a Picasso; takes a while to get it ;).

 

[WWGD]

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I've read the explanation for how Romans were such great engineers despite using this number system, like MM times, but I've never remembered it. Edit: I mean, if we must compute MMLV * XVI -CDII =?
This is how I won a bet with someone about how he could compute any multiplication of two two-digit numbers in his head in 30 seconds or less. Hmm...I have an M, and I carry XX...

 

[WWGD]

 

[wrobel]

It's like a Picasso; takes a while to get it ;).

yes, Picasso was crazy as well:)

 

[WWGD]

 

[Klystron]

Yay. It must be write-your-own caption Saturday.

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"IDKAY but this cee-gar tastes like cr*p. Mmmm cr*p."

"The name is Hound. James Hound. At your service."

"What, no chardonnay?"

 

[artis]

 

[artis]

Due to the large influx of Keyboard warriors in Ukraine's neighboring countries who are "ready" to fight in Ukraine , our army has prepared a special batch of Russian weapons just for this cause.

 

[jack action]

And it is real: https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=recursion

 

[DrGreg]

.And it is real: https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=recursion

Similar to an easter egg that appeared in Kernighan & Ritchie in 1978.

On page 269, which is part of the book's index, the entry for "recursion" lists page 269 (amongst others).

 

[jack action]

https://thenib.com/unmasked/​

 

[BillTre]