Collection of Lame Jokes

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[pinball1970]

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I could use image that for every section of the site.

But I won't

 

[pinball1970]

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Who's on first? Ha ha!

 

[BillTre]

 

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[256bits]

That's a crusty looking wine bottle.
No doubt , from a Spanish galleon of the 15th century ... sunken off the coast of the Americas ... perfectly aged ...

 

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[Baluncore]

Just because bread is the 'staff of life', does not mean that life is one long loaf.

 

[WWGD]

They're stringing me along:

 

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[BillTre]

Saw a bumper sticker today:
"People who don't understand sarcasm are awesome!"

 

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[DennisN]

 

[Hamiltonian]

 

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[artis]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...aking-90-covid-jabs-to-sell-vaccination-cards

A 60-year-old man allegedly had himself vaccinated against Covid-19 dozens of times in Germany in order to sell vaccination cards to people who did not want to get the jab themselves.

The man from the eastern Germany city of Magdeburg, whose name was not released in line with German privacy rules, is said to have received up to 90 shots against Covid at vaccination centres in Saxony for months until he was caught by police, the German news agency dpa reported on Sunday.

I think I have a good alibi to offer to this man , he simply needs to say he wanted to be "better safe than sorry"

And he was "hooked" on the melody of Michael Jackson's song "Don't stop 'till you get enough"

Some excerpts from the MJ song that might be relevant after his 90th vaccine dose...

Fever, temperatures rising now
Power is the force, the vow

Touch me and I feel on fire
Ain't nothing like a love desire
I'm melting (I'm melting)
Like hot candle wax
Sensation (oh sensation)

 

[Bandersnatch]

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There should also be a Bunsen burner underneath the whole lot, ever so slowly heating it all up.

 

[artis]

Sperm bank - the only bank in the world where "frozen assets" are a good thing...

 

[pinball1970]

 

[DrGreg]

I tried to use a Pritt Stick as lip salve.

Did it work? My lips are sealed.

 

[pinball1970]

Dr gives a woman 6 months to live.

He advises her to marry a chemist and move to Toledo.

The woman asks, “Will this cure my illness?”

“No,” replies the doctor, “but it will make six months seem like a very long time.”

 

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[pinball1970]

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That Pizza looks awesome, chillies one side and pepperoni on the other. I would be pressing the play button for some guy to bring one to me, now!